Your search returned 129 quotes out of the 1901 in the system.
"Not all of us can always be here."
Bandit (NPC) [Keith Seyffarth]
"My God, we just killed a group of gamers!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ February 24, 2019
When the bandit tried to explain to the paladin why the rest of the bandits weren't attacking right now.
"I wanted you alive when I killed you."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 7, 2019
How to intimidate the captured bandit.
"How are we supposed to know how all this works? We're not bandits, we get rid of bandits."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"You're dis-bandits?"
Frederick the Bandit (NPC) [Keith Seyffarth]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 7, 2019
Getting to the bottom of things while questioning the captured bandit.
"I don't know how he survived in the one room without any food."
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
"He had cable."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 28, 2019
Discussing the ogre they had killed several sessions ago, and hadn't looked in the larder, or the corridors leading out into the other sections of the complex...
"Well, we think it's civilized... There's buildings."
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 28, 2019
Whether they could take the prisoners they just freed to "civilization."
"It'll be sweet music to our ears... Bob Zombie."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 19, 2019
About the zombie body with no arms and no legs they had just thrown in the river...
"Maybe we should sneak out of town this time."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Paladins don't sneak, they're related to dwarfs."
"Maybe we should go out of town without telling everyone we've ever met that we're going back out to the keep."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I'm not telling you anything."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 19, 2019
Having had someone go from town to warn people in the ruins they were clearing out at least twice...
"I don't have height, weight, hair, eyes... I don't have eyes!"
Mitch Allen
"That explains a lot."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 19, 2019
Incomplete character details.
"Treatment between the two healers."
Steven Thompson
"That's the shield wall and the poker."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 1, 2019
"No, actually I have no more healing, so don't get hit."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 1, 2019
Instruction to the new druid.
"I know what a dog sounds like, I know what a wolf sounds like, and I know what a hyena sounds like. I'm making those noises. I speak no gnoll."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"... and I'm on fire."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 1, 2019
minor details.
"Now he has real damage."
"My damage was real!"
Mitch Allen
"Your damage was unreal."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 1, 2019
normal versus subdue damage.
"I've got darkvision until you guys light a torch."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
"I light a torch."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 16, 2019
Three humans and a half-orc.
"We're not stupid."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Wait, wait, wait, yes, I am!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 16, 2019
Party politics?
"1) He's a priest of Iomedae, so he's trustworthy.
2) He knows I'll burn down his church."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I'm starting to like him."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 30, 2019
Why the priest could be trusted with valuables.
"I was doing great..."
John McEnaney
"Then combat started."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 30, 2019
The ranger got a critical hit during the surprise round, then got paralyzed in the first round of regular combat..
"The road back to town is boring."
"Good."
Mitch Allen
"Yay!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 30, 2019
Checking for random encounters.
"I'm not a greedy person... Well, I'm not supposed to be."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 7, 2019
How much to barter for higher prices when selling items to the local militia.
"We're in a great position, right in front of us is a choke point."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Where all of them can shoot at us while we fight two of them..."
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 7, 2019
Which side of the choke point was better.
"No plan survives first contact with the enemy. Actually, no plan survives first contact with the player characters."
"That's what's great about my plan! No contact with the enemy. We go to another town and spend money like a girl."
Mitch Allen
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 28, 2019
Long discussions of complicated plans on how to deal with an organized group of guards.
"I don't want to wear a cloak that he's worn."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
"I'll wash it for you. I know some frogs."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 28, 2019
Plans for using the bard's elven cloak to sneak into the enemy's lair...
"In one hand, I have a spear. In the other hand, I have this giant horse head on a stick."
Steven Thompson
"It's not a giant horse head. It's a perfectly normal sized mule head."
"On a stick."
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ August 25, 2019
Why the druid couldn't carry something else in her hands.
"I hide behind the tiny donkey head on a stick. Does that provide cover?"
Steven Thompson
"It's not a tiny donkey head. It's a perfectly normal mule head."
"But does it provide cover?"
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ August 25, 2019
Again, what the druid was carrying...
"I prepare to remove the burlap sack from this perfectly normal mule's head on a stick..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ August 25, 2019
Well, she finally got what was on the stick (though the curse was supposed to use a horse head, that may have been the cause of the confusion).
"Move or die."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ August 25, 2019
To the wounded, prone, disarmed swordsman who could not move because Deserea was now blocking his only path of egress.
"When I get you back up, I'm gonna spank you with my sword."
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 1, 2019
To a comrade fallen in battle.
"Did someone tell you to go soak your head?"
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 1, 2019
After the ranger dove into the mysterious pool after the giant crayfish.
"Neither rain, nor sleet, nor hail... but a black Chevy..."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
An accident that stopped mail delivery - or at least one mail truck.
"I kinda want to catch it. I think its shell may make some good armor."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I found Durgan a friend!"
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
About the giant crayfish. And the dwarf from a previous campaign.
"Why do you want to build a cage?"
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
"I want to trap and talk to a lobster."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
"I think the paladin needs to get to the bar before the kid gets recruited and the bard spends the weekend at Bernie's..."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
"Deserea, stop whoever you're doing."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
Getting the bard/prostitute out of her room.
"Yeah, I'm a paladin. If you see me running, try to keep up."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"No. If the paladin is running, don't keep up, pass him."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
Explaining to the new guy how to tell when it's time to flee.
"I don't think there'll be another one, it's kind of a one horse town."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
Whether or not they could get another mule from the trader.
"Should we sing?"
Steven Thompson
"Isn't that the bard's job?"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 29, 2019
About gaming on one player's birthday.
"If it were Twisted Sister, it'd be We're Not Gonna Make It!"
John McEnaney
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
Regarding what the bard was singing...
"The local constabulary probably wants them..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"Out here, we're the law."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
"Well, him. [gestures to the paladin]"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"We're with him, so..."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
Regarding the werewolves.
"When you go to touch yourself, you have to quit ducking."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
When a character can't heal themselves with a curing wand.
"The next random encounter, you get to be the lead on."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"The next random encounter, you get to be alone on."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
Regarding the runaway wagon carrying the bard and the ranger's animal companion.
"At the rate we're going, I'm gonna be glad if we walk out of here."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 27, 2019
As the situation in the bar deteriorated.
"Run! The cops are after us!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"(as Leve:) Dude! We gotta stop at Wal-Mart; I need to pick up socks!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 10, 2019
An interruption of play by a player realizing his character needed additional supplies - as interpreted by another player...
"I'm too sexy for my shield, to sexy for my shield..."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 10, 2019
(To the tune of "I'm to Sexy" by Right Said Fred) about the Inquisitor removing multiple shields from his worn/carried equipment as they got back to the campsite...
"I already prepared the rights."
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
"I thought you said "rice," like they were a main course..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"No, desert. Why do you think they call it "last rice?""
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 10, 2019
Having mostly prepared two corpses for burial before word came that an attack was imminent.
"If plants start attacking us, we know we're too close."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 24, 2019
"Does the thing have to have intelligence for you to talk to it?"
"No."
Steven Thompson
"Yeah, I talk to the paladin all the time."
Mitch Allen
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 24, 2019
Whether the druid could talk to the plant.
"Morning comes... or are you doing something else stupid?"
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 24, 2019
"If you need someone to chuck squirrels into those, I'm your gal!"
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 24, 2019
Testing the aggressiveness of the attack vines.
"Let's kill them before she names them."
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 24, 2019
Being attacked by wild boars, and the druid starting to ask questions.
"While we're pissing the bard off, is there a pig I can save?"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 24, 2019
"I'm not really cool with that idea."
Steven Thompson
"You're just not really cool."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 8, 2019
about the suggestion to just burn out the briars and brambles - including the carnivorous and apparently malicious plants - surrounding the ruin they were trying to get into.
"Somethin' favors the bold."
Steven Thompson
"Somethin'?!?"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
"Who have we pissed off... [pause] that's still alive."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"The commander and her entire garrison?"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Why they can't go back to town.
"I am a highly educated whore, and I don't understand it."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Regarding the current plan.
"I agree with your twisted logic. Let's do it."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
About the current plan.
"The two chicks are playing with the knockers while the two guys are over there fiddling with their knobs."
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Doors people, doors.
"I check out the unspeakable things."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"I can't talk about that."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Regarding what was carved in the evil temple walls.
"Guys, we're in a very, very, very bad place."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I've been to Kellish."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
How bad someplace is is apparently relative.
"I will not be tempted by your Devil Clams!"
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
The inquisitor protecting his virtue?
"I don't know what you've got down there!"
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
"Apparently 'Devil Clams.'"
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Leve kind of set himself up for this.
"The problem with that plan is that if you do summon a demon, do you know how long it takes to put the armor back on?"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Regarding the plan to address the situation of the Inquisitor's virtue and whether that put him at greater risk in the evil temple or the act of eliminating the inquisitor's virtue would be considered an appropriate sacrifice and may end up just summoning a demon anyway...
"I'm all for testing things out, but that's what the men are for!"
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 5, 2020
After Izelda jumped into the attack bushes to see if they would attack if you went in from the ledge instead of from the road.
"I can't operate in the kitchen!"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 5, 2020
"Somebody has a door-full of dicks, right?"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"It's been a weird day."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 5, 2020
yes, it has.
"The bard has X-ray vision. She can see what's inside the chest."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"No, the bard has darkvision."
"So, it's dark in the box, so if I'm within 60', I can see what's inside!"
Mitch Allen
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 19, 2020
Trying to figure out what was inside a locked box while the guy who usually deals with picking locks was otherwise engaged.
"Are you incorporeal?"
John McEnaney
"No, I'm a sergeant."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 19, 2020
About the rules for charging.
"I have one... two... three..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"Udders?"
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ February 2, 2020
Interpreting gestures at the gaming table.
"Grab my longsword; I'm using my mace."
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
"Do not grab another man's longsword."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ February 2, 2020
well...
"Is there a badger equivalent to catnip?"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"I don't know if there is."
Steven Thompson
"I'm sure you know if there is..."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 15, 2020
Determining ways to control the nature-freak druggie druid when she shape changes.
"Is he the tower shield or is he the tower shield?"
Ted Aron Deshner
"The sword is the sword."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 27, 2020
Figuring out which mini was which NPC.
"Grrrrr."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"I don't speak badger, but I know what that means."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 27, 2020
Communicating with the druid in animal form.
"Grrrr."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"We really need to get the badger a litter box."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 27, 2020
Communicating with the druid in animal form.
"He's flat-footed, right?"
Ted Aron Deshner
"He's round-testicled, right?"
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 26, 2020
Determining the battle-readiness of the troll.
"He's got a hard, crunchy shell and a soft, gooey center."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"Like a can of tuna."
Ted Aron Deshner
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 26, 2020
Regarding armor.
"It's dead. We'll make no bones about it."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 26, 2020
The late hydra...
"Good news is the pool filter started working again."
John McEnaney
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 26, 2020
After they dredged a muck coated infant's skeleton out of the pool.
"He's a kill-amari!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 17, 2020
Referring to the multiple attacks of the druid's octopus form.
"He's much more damaged than I am."
Steven Thompson
"Mentally."
John McEnaney
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 17, 2020
who needed healing first.
"I'm the ultimate white guy. I never jump."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 17, 2020
How to escape the combat that was going the wrong way.
"We're in a narrow hallway."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"You're in a wide hallway. It's ten feet wide. You can fit two people abreast."
"We're fat."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 31, 2020
Sometimes the scale for miniature gaming doesn't quite make sense.
"It's Leve's turn. He's gonna jab me again."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"With his lance?"
"No, with his happy wand!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 31, 2020
It was a wand of Cure Light Wounds.
"The whole point of him getting Combat Reflexes was to trip them and then they get up and he gets an attack of opportunity and hits and trips them again... But he keeps killing them on the first attack!"
John McEnaney
"Killing the bad guys is the problem?"
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 31, 2020
The ranger's animal companion is apparently defective. He does too much damage for his cool ability to really be cool...
"Throw one of our platinum in there."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Why?!?"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"'Cause I'm not going in there for a lousy gold."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 14, 2020
Whether to search the room "filled with offal, dung and other trash and debris, and with a nauseating and overwhelming scent of feces" (yes, the description was quite redundant).
"I'm gonna Bull's Strength my ass."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Ass? What about arm?"
"Arm, center, legs, kinda the whole thing..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 14, 2020
casting spells
"This is how you're gonna get Leve killed? Two hit points at a time, once every three rounds, while he stares at the harpies in mute adoration? Who's gonna explain that to Ted?"
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 14, 2020
The inquisitor failed his save while his player was gone. The other characters that failed were on the safe side of the portcullis trap and couldn't get to the harpies, and the characters in the same room were dealing with all the ghouls that the ranger just let into the room... And the harpies still usually couldn't hit Leve.
"I don't want to hear about the druid's proboscis."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Yet."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"I don't want to hear about it later either!"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 28, 2020
Regarding benefits of various animal forms the druid could assume.
"Only John would invent the concept of the Halloween costume, "the glory ghost.""
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 12, 2020
"I will put on my mask and I will social distance from the corpse."
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 6, 2020
The characters were investigating a tomb where interacting with the corpses potentially spread a "respiratory disease" that was quite debilitating.
"No dirt for you! [pause] I'm the dirt Nazi."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 20, 2020
What was being hauled up, and whether or not the rusty steel drums would survive the trip when full of various things. Like dirt.
"You can provoke or you can try to acrobatics it..."
"[looks at the board] ... [looks at his character sheet] ... I'll provoke."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 20, 2020
The paladin getting past a couple skeletons. Paladin's, like dwarfs, don't "acrobatics."
"Can't you just tie a rope around me and throw me in there and see what I see?"
Verika [Heather ]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 20, 2020
Yeah... just throw the rogue into the dark room with the possibly bottomless pit...
"I thought we were tying off the rope around your ankle to make her feel better."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"No, we're not."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 4, 2020
Preparing to lower the thief down the dark, empty shaft...
"John's not detecting magic."
"I could, but I just can't."
John McEnaney
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 4, 2020
Why the non-magical character didn't know if any of the stuff he found was magical or not.
"I was about to desecrate their altar."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"Now you'll just have to wait until after combat."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I'm a woman. I can multitask!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 4, 2020
The druid getting interrupted while preparing to urinate in the fountain in the water temple.
"Leve is NOT going to toothpaste tube him. Among other things, he has about ten too few tentacles for that."
"[smirks]"
Ted Aron Deshner
"Don't elaborate on that, Ted."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 1, 2020
What the druid in squid form could do that the human inquisitor could most likely not do...
"[Singsongy] Who let the dog die? Who? Who? Who? Who?"
Kathryn Schoeps
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 1, 2020
Whether or not the cleric was going to save the ranger's wolf animal companion.
"Do you have 'Remove Curse?'"
"How about 'Sleep?'"
Ted Aron Deshner
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 29, 2020
How to deal with the cursed druid who was trying to flood the place with water.
"I think the gnome is uncomfortable with Izelda."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Yep!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"The druid is back off to sensitivity training."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I spend all my time here!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 13, 2020
The gnome NPC they had rescued from one of the cells in the dungeon was regularly unsure if sticking around was a good idea.
"Other people have a canary when down in a mine. We have a goldfish."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 13, 2020
The druid was a goldfish temporarily.
"We hate this curse that you bequeathed,
We do not like it, uncle Keith!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 13, 2020
I thought the curse was fun.
"I will use my fin to point on the doll where it hurt me."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 13, 2020
The druid, as a goldfish, unable to communicate directly to the rest of the party, was, in fact, taking drowning damage... While still in her bowl.
"The monkey also doesn't like this."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 13, 2020
The witch's familiar attempting to make its opinion heard as the party debated going through the hallway where they took drowning damage.
"Bow down before my goldfish bowl!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 13, 2020
As the orc rogue charged into combat with a glowing goldfish bowl, complete with goldfish, held high overhead.
"My fish makes fire!"
Verika [Heather ]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 13, 2020
The druid, in the form of a goldfish being carried by the rogue, casting fire spells against bugbears.
"The smell of burning humanoids and hate."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"The fish knows what I like!"
Verika [Heather ]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 13, 2020
When the monk's player, new to the game, asked why people were commenting about the smell.
"I have a really evil plan. You're gonna love it!"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"You're not allowed to do that, you're a paladin."
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
"I have a brilliant plan..."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 27, 2020
"With Leve, I can see him sleeping through strangulation."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"That's how it works if you do it right."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 27, 2020
"Water room. Someone else please look inside. I'm gonna sit here with my fish."
Verika [Heather ]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 10, 2021
The fish supposedly had been cursed to have the undeniable urge to immerse herself in water. It's hard to explain.
"Well, my hair didn't burst into goo."
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 10, 2021
The last pool had been acid.
"I'm gonna miss out on this whole thing... I brought a fresh can of whoop-ass and I spilled it."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 21, 2021
Having failed a saving throw against a stun attack.
"Are you sure you want to stick your eye there?"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I'll stick a finger in it first."
Verika [Heather ]
"[gasps and groans]"
Everyone
"Not an important finger!"
Verika [Heather ]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 2, 2021
The rogue checking out a peep-hole at an odd location in a door.
"Oh, shit. I don't have ranks in that."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"Hold on, I do... [pause] No, I don't."
Ted Aron Deshner
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 27, 2021
Preparing to go into town in disguise...
"I suppose it could have been worse."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Yeah, she could have missed the boat."
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 25, 2021
The two heavily armored warrior-types having just been dropped by the shape-shifted druid on a burning, empty, launch drifting away from a burning ship in the middle of a very large lake without any implement of propulsion.
"We're at 12 right now. That means only 2 can be eaten."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"It's nice to have spares."
Verika [Heather ]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 19, 2021
The minimum crew required to operate the ship...
"The best cheese you have ever tasted!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"And great with kids!"
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 19, 2021
What use they had for 75 goats.
"I think that requires a concentration check..."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 28, 2021
Casting while on fire.
"Yeah, but I liked it better when I did the math wrong."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 28, 2021
"Mathfinder."
"I got that backwards. I liked it better backwards."
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 28, 2021
"Next time a bad guy surrenders, don't take her clothes."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 28, 2021
The druid ordered the assassin to strip. The assassin wasn't going to.
"What did you get on slight of hand?"
"36"
Heather
"You have a ring."
"The rest of us have a problem."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 12, 2021
Whether the rogue had just awakened the constructs...
"I'm scared. I don't trust anything anymore. That's probably why I still have both arms."
Verika [Heather ]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ February 20, 2022
The rogue on why she was in the back of the group. Of course, about three rounds later she lost an arm to the trap that had taken the druid's arm...
"Kat won't be joining us tonight."
"Oh? Why?"
Steven Thompson
"We'd been working out by email who was driving, and then about 4:30 she called to tell me she wasn't coming because she was throwing up."
"So Kat got taken out by a bunch of horcs?"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 6, 2022
Why a player wouldn't be there.
"It's really hard to do this with a giant squid in here!"
Verika [Heather ]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 6, 2022
Why the rogue couldn't pick the lock.
"I want to see if there's anything valuable in here."
Verika [Heather ]
"Like a secret door the goblins went through."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Like gold."
Verika [Heather ]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 6, 2022
What the rogue should be looking for.
"Never go bathing in trolls without your magic best friend to clean you off."
Verika [Heather ]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 3, 2022
Apparently the half-orc thinks "create water" is a pretty neat trick.
"Yeah, we're surrounded. These guys are screwed."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 31, 2022
The paladin in combat.
"There's a stiff penalty for blocking a public road, but if you disperse now I'll let you go."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 11, 2022
To the dozen or so multi-headed giants that had set up an ambush on the side of the road they were traveling.
"Run. Run! RUN!!!"
Heather
"You don't want XP?"
Ted Aron Deshner
"No!"
Heather
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 11, 2022
The many, many-headed giants coming after them - and they had seen the well hidden (or at least she thought so) rogue.
"I can feel my skin. I feel vulnerability."
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 6, 2022
The inquisitor finally out of his armor.
"You've found a place to host your mud wrestling. They want 80% of the door. And everything from food and drink sales."
"All right, they need a taste!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"And they have a ref."
"Excellent!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"And they have Shaqaroni!"
John McEnaney
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 6, 2022
A non-sequitur from the guy ordering pizza. Apparently he wasn't even paying attention to what was going on around the table.
