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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"If they wouldn't have called on Korr for help, then everything would have been all right and nobody would have had to be shoved into a fire or anything."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ April 25, 2016
They let the cleric of Azathoth see a Tentacle of Cthulhu. They didn't have to.

"Why is the insane character suddenly the voice of reason?"
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ June 26, 2016
The barbarian cleric of Azathoth had just, more or less in turn, stopped each other character present from doing something stupid.

"Um... my bow is floppy."
Korr, Barbarian Cleric of Azathoth [Keith Seyffarth]
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ June 26, 2016
After attacking the gelatinous cube with the bow as a melee weapon and then getting engulfed...

"Have you ever tried to stand on a jumping chicken?"
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ October 9, 2016
The half-orc was trying to get on top of a building, and her player was asking why she needed to make an acrobatics check if she was climbing on the shape-shifted druid...

"...But then I ate something that disagrees with the entire party..."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ October 9, 2016
Why the half-elf barbarian now has two heads.

"Did you try to kill her by breaking the building?"
"I think she just killed her by breaking the building..."
Ted Aron Deshner
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ October 9, 2016
When the half-orc finally got on top of the building to attack the drider ... and the building collapsed.

"I'm watching him and the tentacles fondle the snake thing..."
"This just got weird."
Ted Aron Deshner
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ January 8, 2017
That's when it got weird? Ted may not have been paying attention.

"That whole we're in Hell thing... I think I'm out of my comfort zone."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ January 15, 2017
We'd actually been gated to some level of Hell a couple of sessions prior... And somehow that ended up being constant combat and limited ability to heal, not to mention the party being separated because... well... gate.

"There's a dandelion and a mushroom."
John McEnaney
"Don't worry, I'll mate with them quickly and move on."
Mitch Allen
"[strange looks]"
Everyone
"Ya gotta pollinate when you get a chance!"
Mitch Allen
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The halfling, now a plant, was combing the battlefield for loot, and several of our lost items.

"I have to split the duration when I cast communally."
Steven Thompson
"And I just run into combat and get rid of it."
"How do we stop that?"
Steven Thompson
"Did you just ask how we stop the barbarian from going into combat?"
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
I think he did...

"We're going to stay for two weeks."
Steven Thompson
"And in that time..."
Ted Aron Deshner
"I'm going to go insane."
"[strange looks]"
Everyone
"...er?"
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The crazy character doesn't like to stay in one place.

"Sometimes it's good to be dead."
"Really?"
Mitch Allen
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The magical artifact at the top of the pyramid just exploded doing 1d6 points of drain to intelligence, wisdom, and charisma. Except to the character who was, in fact, already dead.

"You kill orcs!"
Mitch Allen
"I'm returning them to the land."
Steven Thompson
"Yeah, composting."
John McEnaney
"You can't compost orcs."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
Whether the acts of the rogue were any worse than the acts of the druid.


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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
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