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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"Who's cooking breakfast?"
Aliera [Kt Devine]
"You are."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"She is breakfast!"
Flem Ake [Ted Aron Deshner]
"Crap, he's got his appetite back."
Aliera [Kt Devine]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 22, 2013
When the Kobold finally woke up again...

"You rub the Kobold."
Aliera [Kt Devine]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 22, 2013
Who gets to perform first aid on the injured party member. Apparently not the gnome.

"You tried to put a sickle in her kiester!"
Steven Thompson
"Girls don't like that."
Kt Devine
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ October 6, 2013
Why the bandit leader was upset with the ranger...

"'Slow' kills 'rend,' kills 'power attack.'"
John McEnaney
"'Fireball' kills trolls."
Steven Thompson
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 7, 2014
Which spells the Wizard (whose player was absent) should take for the upcoming battle.

"I don't like being in the cave with that."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"The dwarf just said he doesn't like being in a cave."
Steven Thompson
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 7, 2014
Where everyone was going to be in the ambush.

"One of the bushes gets up and walks off..."
Steven Thompson
"Things just got weird."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ June 18, 2017

"The fire will go out in 25 minutes when the rain comes. We're probably only expecting two and a half feet today."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"Thank Helper I'm three and a half feet tall!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Well, we're in the dry season."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ June 18, 2017

"You're some kind of swamp cowboy aren't you?"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ June 18, 2017
After the rogue tied up the plant... The plant was attacking, you see.

"There's a time for love and a time for war, but now it's a time for cake."
Mitch Allen
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ June 18, 2017

"Move stealthily."
Ajan [John McEnaney]
"[Rolls] ... [Natural 1] ... [Clanks loudly through cavern]"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Why did you tell the dwarf to move stealthily?"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
The dwarf with two rogues...

"I'm doing strange things with multiple trolls. It's weird and kind of kinky and involves ropes and fire. [pause] Don't ask."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017

"You have a lantern, right?"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"Yes."
Ajan [John McEnaney]
"Good. I left my light stone back there under the trolls."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"I've got two darkstones in my pants, too."
Ajan [John McEnaney]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
Figuring out a light source... Not wanting to know what Ajan has in his pants...

"Could be a snow troll."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"I think they're called ice trolls."
Steven Thompson
"No, not as good as an ice troll. It's a god-forsaken dirt chicken snow troll."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
The dwarf complaining indirectly about the lack of civilization and long-standing stone structures, again.

"What are you worrying about?"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Four hundred fifty-three people's lives. What are you worrying about?"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"Drying my clothes so that my armor doesn't rust!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Mithril rusts?"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"Well... no..."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ October 22, 2017
Priorities between the rogue and the cleric. No, it was the rogue worried about all the people, and the cleric worried about his armor. Granted, the cleric was a dwarf, and almost all the "people" were lizardfolk.

"These guys can't be removed by 'banish.'"
Flem Ake [Ted Aron Deshner]
"But they can be removed by 'hacksaw.'"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ December 17, 2017
Xill that had walked through an inter-planar portal instead of being summoned...

"You're pouring alchemical fire ... on the fire?"
"Burn, you son of a bitch, burn!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ January 7, 2018
Trying to deal with the fire-resistant troll.

"I'm not going in there. It's on fire."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"It's not on fire, the fire's currently under four feet of wood!"
Steven Thompson
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ January 7, 2018
Which way the rogue, currently a toad, would hop.

"What's changed that I need to know about?"
Kt Devine
"Well, Sucros, Liamite, & Josette are periodically yelling in Durgan's head."
"So, your wives are making him schizophrenic?"
Kt Devine
"Only one of them is Marcum's wife."
"So, your witches and your bitches?"
Kt Devine
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ February 25, 2018
Getting ready to get a player back into the game...

"Corpses are like dead weight."
Steven Thompson
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ January 29, 2018
Moving the dead trolls...

"This is now seven reasons I have to kill him."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Do we have to separate you two?"
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ March 4, 2018
Working the new character and the new player into the group...

"This is the fun side of the table."
Jimmy Jay
"Yeah, smart-asses."
John McEnaney
"Hey, I resent that. I'm on this side of the table."
Mitch Allen
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ March 11, 2018

"Saved by the fucking rules!"
Ted Aron Deshner
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ August 12, 2018
After not dying because of how the concealment rules actually work.

"Dwarves don't swing that way."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"[blank stares]"
Everyone
"Gay? Sure. Humans? No way!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 30, 2018
About who (and, more importantly, what) the local prince had married to form alliances.

"You're throwing away adamantite daggers like they're made of gold!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 30, 2018
The dwarf comparing the value of items.

"The sun goes down... [pause]... in the west."
Steven Thompson
"That's good!"
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ October 7, 2018
Enough oddness was already going on.

"The unspeakable thing's you've done with witches... and little girl witches..."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"The little girl was a corpse."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"Like that make's it better!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ October 7, 2018
Things we don't need (or at least didn't) talk about regarding Marcum doing while under witch charm/control.


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