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"So Montabon is near, what would you tell an aspiring Recruit heading into the Army Intelligence Field?"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Claim you've turned gay and don't fucking do it. Blow the recruiter if absolutely necessary."
Unknown
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 3, 2007
Advice from an ex-soldier to a current soldier.
"Buy this cardboard box for Mother Earth!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"What happens when I get into a head-on collision?"
Clint Ekern
"The good news is your body is biodegradable."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 15, 2007
Driving by the Main Street car lot with the Electric Cars.
"Josh, so are you going to beat the wheat or what?"
Clint Ekern
"Huh?"
Dan Hagstrom
"(Very serious face) I don't even know what that means."
Clint Ekern
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 15, 2007
Possibly profound wisdom, possibly not.
"Josh! What the hell are you doing?"
Clint Ekern
"(Talking on the phone)My sister!"
Sir Gaylord Cornelius "Josh" Montabon Esq.
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 15, 2007
Um... Yeah...
"Oh, cool! When you get the fruit, more pellets spawn."
Gene Ehli
"(Rush Limbaugh voice)Oh, Pac-man is supporting the homosexual agenda; every time you score a fruit, something good happens."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 15, 2007
Playing Pac-Man Championship Edition.
"It's black dragonscale. It's good for whatever they're immune to."
Gene Ehli
"Acid"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"They can do all the acid they want."
John McCracken
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 15, 2007
"That's a big package!"
Gene Ehli
"Thanks."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"(Flustered)I meant the box."
Gene Ehli
"Oh yeah, that too."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ October 5, 2007
Be nice.
"No, we're O.K.. I don't think this one's touched cloth yet."
John McCracken
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ October 5, 2007
Talking about an imminent poop at a tense role-playing moment.
"I can't take Mystra, I HAVE to worship a man!"
Clint Ekern
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 21, 2007
During character creation.
