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"I DON'T WANNA GO TO WALMART!!! I HATE WALMART!!!"
Unknown
Mall Wisdom ~~ March 1, 2005
A very small child expressing his opinion after being told he can't go into the toy store but can look in the toy section at WalMart.
"Who has money? God and Santa."
Unknown
Mall Wisdom ~~ November 4, 2006
Two individuals who, I figure, really don't need it. ( A parent trying to get her kid out of a store without buying anything. )
"Grow the fuck up and get the hell out of the mall!"
Unknown
Mall Wisdom ~~ December 26, 2006
Lady to a group of six teenage boys who were screwing around in the mall.
"Hey Phil, can we use your car?"
Katie Langworthy
Mall Wisdom ~~ February 3, 2007
A straight-out question from a seven year old. ( Her Dad did need to borrow my pick-up to get parts to fix his, though. )
"They call Star Trek people 'Trekkies,' what do they call Star Wars fans? "
Gene Ehli
"Disillusioned. "
John McCracken
Mall Wisdom ~~ May 30, 2007
Whether it's the truth or not, it's still funny.
"Mom!! We need Money!!!"
Unknown
Mall Wisdom ~~ June 16, 2007
Refreshingly direct, I suppose.
"Come on Phil, you know you want to smokum the Lizard peace pipe."
Jerry Miller
Mall Wisdom ~~ June 16, 2007
Please note that he was playing the Lizardman army in Warhammer!
"A Mongolian missionary!?!?"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Mall Wisdom ~~ August 8, 2007
Mall Security. The previous question was, 'Whose soliciting?'
"Why did this get ordered?"
Reece Nesmith
"Ah, grasshopper, you have learned the first question!"
Phil DeKoning
Mall Wisdom ~~ August 28, 2007
The Zen of HobbyTown owner Randy.
"Nothin' says lovin' like a turd in the sink."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Mall Wisdom ~~ August 18, 2007
People promising to mess up a bathroom for their friend, who works as a Mall janitor.
"I'm going to stand behind this cow and milk it for all it's worth."
Gene Ehli
Mall Wisdom ~~ January 1, 2004
Um... Yeah.
"All I wanted was a clean waffle pan."
John McCracken
"Adventure! Excitement! A Jedi craves no these things. But a clean waffle pan..."
Gene Ehli
Mall Wisdom ~~ September 6, 2008
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away... There was IHOP!!
