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"What happens when something happens? "
Roger Lemke
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 20, 2006
This is actually a very profound question, even when you're just playing the game "Wildlife."

"Stand up straight, you drunk Egyptian!"
Jenn Murphy
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 25, 2006
While she was arranging all her Age Of Mythology army figures into nice ranks and files.

"Eat Without Worry And Smite Your Foes! "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 8, 2006
Slogan for the Nonstick Martian Laser Necktie, a new product in The Big Idea

"Damn you, Sex Vacuum! "
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 8, 2006
Another of Kevin's products for The Big Idea

"Relaxing"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"Ah! And I already played Adolf Hitler!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 5, 2006
Apples To Apples again.

"This would be a bad time to play Bette Midler"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 5, 2006
Apples To Apples

"Damn, I spent all my pornography! "
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 24, 2006
Playing Caylus, ( Well, we renamed the resources to make it more fun. )

"I remember we cruised into Chinook looking for chicks.

After about five minutes I said, "Maybe this was ill advised..." "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 24, 2006
Ah, the life of a Havre playboy.

"Screw the board, let's burn Gene!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 14, 2006
Playing Ricochet Robots. John has suggested destroying this game many ways and at many times

"What the hell, John. Good Lord, how long does it take a man to screw a pie? "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"(When John arrived about fifteen minutes later)
A man has to romance the pie first. "
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 21, 2006
A combined comment mixing the several reasons that John was late.

"I was thinking this morning when I got up and the power was off and this was the second time that I couldn't work because of stupid stuff that November was a bad month for me, and Phil winning the last two games just put a cap on it. "
Gene Ehli
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 28, 2006
Phil normally doesn't win all that often.

"I don't think I like the towers. They're like big dicks fucking the land of Carcassone. "
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 28, 2006
As you can see, I don't like the Towers Expansion for Carcassone.

"You've got Moleman leading a force of Skrull warriors backing up the Enchantress while Green Goblin pumpkin bombs the shit out of the place and all Hulk can say is, "WHAT FUCK!?!?" "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 2, 2007
A lot of cards got played on one Marvel Heros encounter.

"OK, now I have a legendary mount. "
Roger Lemke
"Hah, I had a legendary mount last night. "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Yeah, that's the benefit of having a wife. "
Roger Lemke
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 23, 2007
They were actually just playing Runebound.

"Brian doesn't need any options. Brian is The Option."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 16, 2007
Said in reference to RoboRally, but he does keep beating us at other games.

"That wasn't "Bang!", that was "Dry Hump!" "
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 15, 2007
After an epic length game of "Bang!"

"(To Kevin) You think you've got enough green cards over there?"
Gene Ehli
"He's Pedro! He doesn't have a Green Card! "
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 15, 2007
Playing "Bang!" ( Green cards stay in play after being played. )

"I'm tuned into Radio Phil and I hate it!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 15, 2007
He kept getting all of Phil's bad references and puns while the rest of the group, mercifully, didn't.

"(All said by Brian as part of a Once Upon A Time Story.)
(Traveler)How tall are you?
(King)I'm 5'6", 5'8".
(Traveler)No, you're at least 6'1". You need a Change Of Ruler!"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 20, 2007
Playing the "Change Of Ruler" card in "Once Upon A Time. "

"Wow, Porn is worthless in this game!
That's the only time that statement will ever be made."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 29, 2007
Yeah, we renamed the commodities in "Manila" as well.

"It's in the middle drawer in the bedroom where I keep the handcuffs."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 12, 2007
Well, whatever you're in to. We're all open minded.

"We found our new "Sports"."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"I didn't think they were that bad."
Phil DeKoning
"You're like the one jock of the group."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 27, 2007
Playing a game like Trivial Pursuit, but made up of logic puzzles.

"For the love of fuck, I screwed myself royally!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 27, 2007
Bad Dalmuti strategy

"Ekalaka is too trendy for me."
Gene Ehli
"No one has ever said that. Ever."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 3, 2007
Playing the Montana Trivia game "Explore Montana"

"Ekalaka!"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"That's my answer for now on."
Gene Ehli
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 3, 2007
Well, we got a bunch of questions on it at once.

"If it's not in EKALAKA, it's not important!"
Gene Ehli
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 3, 2007
After blowing yet another Montana Trivia question.

"I'll take something that's not diet.

And not the mustard, either!!"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 3, 2007
Getting sodas from the small fridge in HobbyTown.

"You've pointed at me every single round."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"No, I pointed at Brian a couple of times."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 3, 2007
Playing Ca$h'n Gun$.

"Can I use two timers to go faster?"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 31, 2007
Playing Spacedealer, where game events are timed by egg-timers.

"Damn gimp timer!!"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 31, 2007
One of his timers had a little blockage. Maybe it needs more bran.

"That's on par with whatever the hell Dan said that I blocked out of my mind."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 31, 2007
Huh?

"I thought the one over there said 'Deboner'!"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 7, 2007
Trying to read the term 'Debonder' on the boxes of new glue.

"Ah! Phil's getting into my head!"
John McCracken
"Well, there's plenty of room."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 28, 2007
Yeah, he's like that.

"Give me some brick, bitch!"
Clint Ekern
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 28, 2007
Apparently "Anno 1603 A.D." has some optional 'hood rules.

"Randy down at HobbyTown's being a retard and took all the chairs away and we're trying to game down here."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 14, 2007
Sums up reaction to the boss's recent changes very nicely.

"We're gonna introduce a new Mass. We're gonna call it the Whoop-Mass!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 2, 2007
Mystery At The Abbey banter.

"I'm God, I see everything."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 2, 2007
The reason Gene should let Phil look at his sheet of notes for Mystery At The Abbey.

"Show me your body."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"Again!?"
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 16, 2007
During a game of Inkognito, which is slightly like Clue.

"You had to blow your Jester to do it."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"But I'm O.K. with that."
Kate Trippe
"As long as you remember to call him in the morning."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 30, 2007
Discussing Dalmuti strategy.

"(Referring to overpriced concert tickets)
I got totally ass-raped and it was awesome! I'd do it again!"
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 30, 2007
Well, as long as you had a good time.

"I was cleaning my shower all day."
Phil DeKoning
"All day!?"
John McCracken
"What do you do in there?
No! No! I don't want to know!"
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 6, 2007
Well... Soap scum can be hard to remove!

"Oh, you son of a bitch! Why'd you choose me?"
Blaine Dunkley
"I didn't. You're green."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"Oh! Well, awesome!"
Blaine Dunkley
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 30, 2007
Trying to remember what color you're playing can be tough.

"So, is it eight inches?"
Andy Ross
"Yes, and thanks for asking."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 30, 2007
Actually, it's the size of a deployment zone for a game of WarMachine.

"(To someone else) Kate, I've got to get something from her that's not filthy."
Phil DeKoning
"Why would you want something that's not filthy?"
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 13, 2007
Well, I'm trying. She's not making it easy, though.

"I'm going to be hosed here."
John "Da Congressdude" Milanovich
"At the risk of horrible innuendo, where were you going to put it?"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 13, 2007
A game of Carcassone that wasn't going well.

"That's Cerberus, he guards the entrance to the Underworld."
Gene Ehli
"And my shirt!"
Kate Trippe
"You've got the Underworld in your shirt?"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 20, 2007
Well, she did have a puppy Cerberus on her shirt.

"He got RA-bbed.
( Later )
That was RA-some!"
Blaine Dunkley
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 20, 2007
Band puns while playing Ra.

"He's throwing money at me!
They're not coming off!"
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 27, 2007
Brian, Kate, et al. playing "Modern Art," where the money is represented by chips. ( I swear they're their own episode of Moonlighting. )

"What? We can't go and look at their boobs anymore?"
Sara Erickson
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 4, 2007
Upon learning about the new location and staff of Miss Kitty's.

"Who doesn't love Ninjas?"
Gene Ehli
"Hitler."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 4, 2007
Examining a card from the game Kill The Hippies

"Check her out... Um... him out!"
Shannon "Nailgun" Prendergast
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 4, 2007
A card from Kill The Hippies with not very clear artwork.

"Brian, you look like a bright boy. You can remember where it goes."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 11, 2007
Well, the player's reference card was on the back of a status card with one counter on it. Playing Emira.

"I'll take a mustache ride."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 11, 2007
Pictures on status counters for Emira.

"Go Phil... Gene."
John "Da Congressdude" Milanovich
"I don't know which one of us should be insulted by that."
Phil DeKoning
"Me."
Gene Ehli
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 11, 2007
Getting insulted for a game I wasn't even playing!

"Hey, we're getting her to take off her clothes! Shut up!"
Brownie Jo Knight
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 18, 2007
Looking at tattoos.

"Remember, I almost threw money at Kate and Phil wrote it down."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 18, 2007
Referencing the previous game of 'Modern Art'.

"I found the worst site on the Internet.
It's a fan fiction site about covering Roy Orbison in Cling-Wrap."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 22, 2008
What were you searching for?

"Get it up! Get it up!! Get it up there!!"
Chad Mueske
"Uh, I don't know you that well."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 22, 2008
Actually, he was talking about card totals on SkipBo piles.

"NOOO!!! Foiled again!"
Chad Mueske
"Just like Orbison."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 22, 2008
The not-exactly high culture of terrible references to weird websites.

"You've just got a funny-looking face."
Jakob Schultz
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 5, 2008
Why he gave Phil a caricature of himself in the game GiftTrap.

"Phil, you and me can go to Rome together."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 5, 2008
Um, aren't you married? ( Another present in GiftTrap. )

"Good thing Phil's not over here or we'd all be on the board tonight."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 5, 2008
Well, I was sitting nearby.

"What's more sensual then a smack on the ass?"
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 12, 2008
Apples To Apples humor... She played "Whips" for the card "Sensual."

"Am I involved?"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"No.
Well, maybe. I don't know."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 12, 2008
Asked after I showed the whips/sensual quote to Kate. ( This is much funnier in the context of all the other Brian/Kate quotes. )

"Look at me, I'm adorable!"
Daniel Simser
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 19, 2008
Attempting to get two people to kiss him on the cheek to keep his character alive in a game of Werewolf.

"F loans pay, but I don't have any. But, of course, I'm not getting any either, but that's a whole other story."
Phil DeKoning
"Back to the game, Phil, back to the game!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 19, 2008
Too much knowledge for a game of Jacob Marley, Esq.

"Homophobia wins the day."
Joshua Erickson
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 4, 2008
Phil got hit with a card in a game of Werewolf saying that two people had to attest to his character by kissing him on the cheek. Kate was generous enough to kiss him on one cheek, but none of the rest of the players, all men, wanted to follow suit. Dan finally ran around the table, and much to the pleasure of the other observers, became the second kisser. ( There were very good strategic reasons in the game for him to do that, however. )

"Because someone's sticking chopsticks down my pants!!"
Kate Trippe
"It wasn't me!"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ April 15, 2008
Why she couldn't remember that it was her turn in a game of The Great Dalmuti.

"Is that a monkey on the table?"
John McCracken
"Yes, I drew it with a piece of lead I found on the table."
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ April 15, 2008
Pop art.

"What the hell is your name?"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ April 15, 2008
To John McCracken, while I was writing down a quote. ( I've only known him about seven years. )

"Land ho!"
Shannon "Nailgun" Prendergast
"That's no way to talk to land!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ April 8, 2008
Banter in a game of Ra,

"Lincoln! Which is more important, Sara or a game you've never played!? Get over here!"
Phil DeKoning
"Depends on how horny Sara is."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ April 29, 2008
Well, I suppose...

"I know people have crossed a Great Dane and a dachshund, but I wonder if anybody's ever crossed a Great Dane with a chihuahua."
Phil DeKoning
"Of course, it came out to Great Dane Chihuahua sine theta."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 2, 2008
Evil banter after seeing Kevin's dog Sancho.

"Oh! I don't like this already!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 10, 2008
Hearing the rules to Wicked Witch's Way.

"What are you doing with that thing in the water?"
Chad Mueske
"They're called "ships", dude."
John "Da Congressdude" Milanovich
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 8, 2008
Looking at pieces used in "A Game Of Thrones"

"If you show them your junk, the fight is over."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 12, 2008
Actually, he meant one of the counters in the CheapAss Games game Secret Tijuana Death Match.

"Unobstantial"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 12, 2008
Umm... We don't know what it means, but it really sounds like it should mean something.

"You know, it's sad. Dakota is the only female I know that spreads her legs when I walk by."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 23, 2008
Dakota, for your information, is the dog, and she, pretty much, loves everybody.

"At least I beat Gene. I feel good about myself."
Phil DeKoning
"Then we're doing our job horribly, horribly wrong."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 23, 2008
Game results and self-esteem.

"Why did I put Rhode Island at the end!?!?"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 23, 2008
Playing 10 days in the U.S.A..

"Ahh!!"
Phil DeKoning
"Throw in a stint in Azerbaijan, did they?"
John McCracken
"Wrong damn Georgia!"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 23, 2008
Bad card draws while playing 10 Days In The U.S.A..

"I don't like being in this position! Bring Phil back!"
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 28, 2008
Losing at Pirate Dice.

"Well, I'll tell you what, Kate, if I was drunk enough I wouldn't care."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 28, 2008
Talking about things related to drinking too much coffee.

"Oh, Master McCracken! You lost your hair in battle!
But you grew some nice boobs!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 18, 2008
Kate, who had recently shaved her head as part of her Halloween costume, stands in for John in a game of Galaxy Trucker.

"I'm either going to die or not."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 16, 2008
Well, it covers the possibilities.

"So, what's the victory condition?"
Gene Ehli
"Winning."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 16, 2008
Yeah, I suppose...

"Can I take that move back?"
John "Da Congressdude" Milanovich
"No."
John McCracken
"Cocksuckers."
John "Da Congressdude" Milanovich
"We're cocksuckers who didn't make a bad move, though."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 16, 2008
Playing Acquire can be very competitive.

"Hey, if you wanted to, you could combine those and create a college version of that called Ramanillia!"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 20, 2009
John Milanovich walked in carrying both Manilla and Ra.

"Can I eat your taco?"
Brownie Jo Knight
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 24, 2009
Said to Ashton about some Taco Bell food.

"The ball is now in my opponent... My opponent's court."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 24, 2009
Inkognito banter.

"Much like VISA, Jakob is, yet again, everywhere people needs to be."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 31, 2009
Strategy in Power Grid.

"I can do it without any robots."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 31, 2009
Alright, it was a misstatement, but this does sum up his Ricochet Robots skills pretty well.

"Is the Parcheesi?"
Sara Erickson
"No, this is hell."
Gene Ehli
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ April 28, 2009
Sara walks up to a group playing Trivial Pursuit.

"You won with an attack total of zero. You showed up and my force committed suicide!!"
Phil DeKoning
"When did you become the French?"
Andy Morain
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 26, 2009
Military prowess in Cosmic Encounter.

"Oh, Commando Skeletons would be awesome!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Aren't all skeletons commando by definition?"
John McCracken
"Oh, Jesus, John! That's brilliant and terrible in equal measure!"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 30, 2009
Combinations of race and ability in Small World.

"Yeah, Phil, you'll be on History Channel between Bigfoot: Weapons of World War II and Hitler: Wow, What A Mustache!""
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 30, 2009
A comment on the historical fact that Phil actually won a game.

"Everything goes clockwise except for the ones that go the other way."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 29, 2009
Brilliant, just brilliant, explanation of playing Die Macher.

"I can see why Germany turned to Fascism!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 29, 2009
Rules blunders in Die Macher.


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