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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"Le Gab Surprise? Sounds like a love disease"
June Sitter
"Your waitress is Valleta Sprawl"
Anthony LaMonaca
Shadows of Malta ~~ December 39, 2006
Players have fun with names.

"These dice suck!"
Shadows of Malta ~~ December 24, 2006
Words every player loves to hear from the GM

"Your target number is 8"
"I got one success"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"Shouldn't that be two?"
"No. Six and two is seven!"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadows of Malta ~~ January 21, 2007
...and these he's supposed to be good with numbers.

"Is he bleeding profusely?"
Anthony LaMonaca
"Yes, he was hunting with Dick Cheney""
Shadows of Malta ~~ January 21, 2007
Really what else can you say?

"I want you to block me from their view."
Sally [June Sitter]
"I'm a short dwarf?! And you're a tall elf!""
Mac [Troy Unknown]
"I don't care, just shove me under the table or something""
Sally [June Sitter]
Shadows of Malta ~~ January 21, 2007
Man...grumpy dwarves.

"I shoot him in the face."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Shadows of Malta ~~ January 21, 2007
Deadpanned with perfect timing to make Lloyd spit gatorade at June and get it up his nose.

"Blah Blah Blah 'Church'. I's one of those speaking in tongues churches."
Anthony LaMonaca
Shadows of Malta ~~ January 28, 2007
His response to Clacy's directions to her characters bodyguards that were coming to meet them.

"Where's Hakeem....Oh wait a minute, none of you guys understand me."
Luca [Anthony LaMonaca]
Shadows of Malta ~~ February 18, 2007
Not having a common language is such fun.

"You are surrounded by a bomb! RUN!!!"
Cici (14th wife of the Bey) [Clacy (Garmeson) Olson]
Shadows of Malta ~~ February 18, 2007
Technically it was her watcher...and a stupid one at that. This was said after the boat exploded.

"Ain't gonna blow my fraggin' stuff up for just nothin', you know."
Mac [Troy Unknown]
Shadows of Malta ~~ March 25, 2007
Riggers hate having to blow up their own stuff.

"Are there any hitches to collecting the reward that need to be played out?"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"Oh Yeah."
"Oh Sh%t"
Troy Unknown
Shadows of Malta ~~ April 1, 2007
Players are disappointed...yet again.

"What are you doing?"
"Shooting him in the leg."
Anthony LaMonaca
"With the rocket launcher?!"
The Entire Table
"No, with my gun guys""
Anthony LaMonaca
Shadows of Malta ~~ March 25, 2007
Well...clarify, the character had both on him.

"Joy seems to make you happy"
Shadows of Malta ~~ April 15, 2007
It's a force 5 weapons foci...named 'Joy'

"He's surrounded by the LAPD"
Shadows of Malta ~~ April 15, 2007
The dwarf was getting beat down by naked men painted blue.

"No! You can not steal anything, it's bad. Hakeem, explain why it's bad."
Cici (14th wife of the Bey) [Clacy (Garmeson) Olson]
"It's probably bad."
Hakeem [Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.]
Shadows of Malta ~~ April 15, 2007
Arguments on a level 12 astral quest

"Anthony made a funny, that was actually funny."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Shadows of Malta ~~ November 16, 2008
Comments on meta-game comments.


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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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