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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"You hear sounds of blows from the alley."
Eric Beckman
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Fall 2002
(Party procedes to make slurps, "Oh! Oh!" sounds, etc.)
Hooker et al. pounding the crap out of a business man

"I don't know if Charlie will share this with the group, but he gets an omen of a very severe looking blonde woman who is blowing out his torch."
Eric Beckman
"I don't think we know about his image. We don't need to know about someone blowing his torch."
Gerald Boice
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Fall 2002
Charlie's omen while he's out of the room. Double ententres and sarcasm, the twin pillars of our humor.

"It's not likely he'd be dodging after someone bit his nuts off."
Eric Beckman
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Winter 2002
Negating a troll's dex bonus to AC after a natch-20, then a 19 on a ball-biting attack.

"It sure beats sacrificing a virgin on the first stone."
Charlie Delimata
"Depends on what you use to impale her."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Winter 2002
Finding the holy objects in the cornerstone in a lighthouse.

"The sewers, why does it always have to be the sewers?"
Phil DeKoning
"Because that's where the shit likes to go."
Gerald Boice
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Spring 2003
Locating the head evil undead.

"You can't die!
Don't you see?
Cause then he'll come
After me!"
Phil DeKoning
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Spring 2003
Not exactly a morale boosting chant

"How are you going to accomplish that?"
Eric Beckman
"With the adrenalin borne of pure terror!"
Charlie Delimata
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Spring 2003
Anchored to the nose of a dragon the size of Manhattan

"We [bugbears] do have 250 words for 'kill,' but only one word for 'love.' Two, if you count 'I love to kill'..."
Charlie Delimata
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Spring 2003
The nuances of the bugbear tongue


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