Your search returned 37 quotes out of the 1854 in the system.
"Morgathians just don't hunt in flooded basements. They just don't do
that."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Harn ~~ October 24, 1998
"I rolled directly under my smell."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Harn ~~ October 17, 1998
"No, It's different TV's that we both don't have."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Harn ~~ October 10, 1998
"You're shiny happy evil people, not like the Mafia."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Harn ~~ October 10, 1998
"OK, Jerrard serves you some moldy spiders."
Harn ~~ October 17, 1998
We believe he meant Mulled Cider...
"Divide your ego or will... Oh, wait, you don't have an ego..."
Harn ~~ October 24, 1998
"I'd rather be a leper than a pyromaniac... Well, maybe not."
Jason McGrody
Harn ~~ September 19, 1998
"I suppose if you made your friends, you could pick their
nose..."
Harn ~~ September 15, 1998
"Do you have a spell to calm them down, or should I set the whole inn
on fire?"
Chentish [Scott "Great Scott" Furois]
Harn ~~ February 22, 1999
the Pelyan to the Savoran...
"This is all your fault. Now I'm going to treat your wounds."
Roger Nummerdor
Harn ~~ March 1, 1999
"There's the living parts that just kinda grow, then there's the
living parts that just kinda eat you."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Harn ~~ March 22, 1999
"I don't want to be around a pelehan who's been pissed on, it may be
worse than a pelehan that's been pissed off."
Harn ~~ March 29, 1999
"Do you have pockets?"
"No, I just have concealed areas."
Chrystalla [Rebecca Shopfer]
Harn ~~ April 5, 1999
the GM to the Priestess of Helaya...
"And you would suck tap dancing in a sea of fire... so, what was your
point?"
Chentish [Scott "Great Scott" Furois]
Harn ~~ April 5, 1999
"It's been a long time, I forgot what I didn't know."
Roger Nummerdor
Harn ~~ December 8, 1998
"It's hard to have a road and not march your legion down it."
Harn ~~ December 5, 1998
"They don't have squirrel on this [encounter] table... They
don't have any cool monsters!"
Harn ~~ May 10, 1999
"You can tell it's a horse 'cause it's bouncy... I'll rephrase that."
Harn ~~ May 17, 1999
"I'm not a demon! fire just likes me."
Chentish [Scott "Great Scott" Furois]
Harn ~~ May 17, 1999
"I'm not going to relax... It's raining."
Chentish [Scott "Great Scott" Furois]
Harn ~~ May 17, 1999
"Roger, You're riding to Thay."
"Why?"
"Because he wants to meet up with the rest of the party."
Rebecca Shopfer
Harn ~~ May 24, 1999
Introducing new characters is such fun...
"If you start the apocalypse, we're not going to speak to you any more."
Fong [Roger Nummerdor]
Harn ~~ November 8, 2000
speaking to the Savoran who was about to cast a new spell...
"I'm sorry Roger, but I'm gonna commit first aid on you now."
Harn ~~ April 26, 1999
My benevolent Hodiri, Malakai, was about to use his healing skill of 8 to try to repair a grievious stab wound to the knee of Roger's warrior.
"We must stop them! ... I stop them."
Chentish [Scott "Great Scott" Furois]
Harn ~~ June 14, 1999
"The Gargun are molesting my horses? I'm gonna molest them back!"
Malakai [Keith Seyffarth]
Harn ~~ June 21, 1999
"It seemed like a good idea at the time. How was I to know he was a MAJOR demon?"
Valerius [Charlie Schrupp]
Harn ~~ October 18, 2000
"You've been sodomized by a butterfly."
Marcus Atrates [Keith Seyffarth]
Harn ~~ June 7, 2000
The other character had just been transformed back after being a butterfly for a month...
