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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"It's rather like wrapping yourself in Saran Wrap and screaming 'Hit me you evil bastard'"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ October 10, 1996

"I am YULE SECTRIS the paraplegic! Do not cross me, or you will feel my wrath!"
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"That's right buckaroos, I want your toenail clippings too."
Noron [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Put your spell points down and step away from the captured elf!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Visualize whirled Subatai."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"I wonder if Thor's mom ever said 'Have fun storming the castle'?"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Turn your friends over to the evil demon lord, win fabulous prizes! Go on long trips, visit relatives you haven't seen in years... mainly because they're dead!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"He is not even wearing spandex!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
about a recently materialized demon

"My God, we're being attacked by the Keebler Elves!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"We all need to be a little goofy, so we don't get depressed when all our characters get slaughtered."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"You all just start meditating and hit the resonance frequency of the universe. Sory, thank you for playing."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Subatai: the Buckaneer!"
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"That was an unusual botch; you summon Helen Shapiro, shaved with a dead pig."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Tae, the light particle."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"It'd be like a red neck dance, but with people dying."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"...and then a dragon will swoop down and say 'Pardon me, but would you care for a spot of tea?' And God knows, you can't get rid of a dragon once you've given them snapdragon cookies!"
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"So, we're talking total plot-tonic reversal! Imagine all the plot points reversing and exploding at the speed of light. We could be talking about the end of Harn."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
Someone had recently watched Ghost Busters.

"Dark god de-cloaking off the starboard bow."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"Suddenly, you're squished."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
"What?!?"
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
"So, YOU can bench press 40,000 pounds?"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997
about the orientation of the wall that the mage had just created.

"Draw a party..."
"OK, here's the keg..."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Tae has a toupee?"
Niy [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
"No, she has a Tae-pee."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"He [Thalnakal] won't like the paths of the dead."
"Neither will I!"
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"OK, on six the guys at the table stand..."
"Oh, I dare them."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Here Cthulu, have a seat, your table is ready!"
"Cthulu's table is always ready"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Fella?"
Niy [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
"My God, you've run into Sylvan, the supply clerk!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Oh, I won't be sleeping tonight, I'll be with the princesses."
Elen [Sierra (Stoneberg) Holt]
"Well, if you need a tag team, let me know."
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Look, immortal is one thing, death is another."
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"But uncle Minarsis, I wanted to go to the con and start a war!"
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997
...as Luke Skywalker.

"We mean you no Harn."
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"-WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!-
NIY! Quit that shuffling of papers and open the door."
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Can I have some crossbow bolts?"
"Sure, you get a quiver full of bolts with the Dwarven runes for Yule Sectris on them."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996
Someone plays too much nethack...

"I think most of the group has minor mental problems."
"Minor?! What do you mean, MINOR?!"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"Remember when Elen was captured by the Priests of Naveh? Well, this is worse: I've been captured by the IRS!"
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"I get it! Valdis was a cross-dresser!"
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"We're not paranoid; there really are people out to get us!"
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"When my mom called me in for dinner... she didn't send a DRAGON after me!"
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"It's Tae time."
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"I am mortally afraid of Death."
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"So, where's the nearest town with an inn that we haven't blown up?"
Niy [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Next time we meet a dragon, Please, PLEASE don't go insane."
Niy [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"I'm from a Shek-Pevar pantry."
Niy [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997
We're sure she meant Chantry...

"I like to pay attention when she's playing the harp, just in case anything blows up!"
Niy [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"Our attack party worked together like well-oiled Tupperware."
Elen [Sierra (Stoneberg) Holt]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Don't whine, you're the GM!"
Sierra (Stoneberg) Holt
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Dragon Tupperware parties? I don't want to deal with it."
Elen [Sierra (Stoneberg) Holt]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Subatai, go and pretend to be a barbarian horde!"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"You just know that the gargun carry around day planners... they even get the new inserts every year."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"If he shows up with a light saber, I'm leaving."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"I pull out a sword and wait for the rest of the group."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"I've got them labeled and indexed. This is bad feeling number 3a: We are all going to die!"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"You released and ancient evil without me?!?!"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Me maur you, he-he."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Play a little louder, so we can hear you above the screams of the dying in the camp."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"Rethan's an evil place; wish I could go there and slay most of them."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"Gusar wants cookies!"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"Niy, blow down the gate."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Truth is greater than fiction."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Individual dwarves may have sex."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"You took a castle. Where did you take it?"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"NO,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! God, I sound like a bit."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1997

"The GM's word is not GOD!"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1997

"Can't we all just retire and become farmers?"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"As party cohesion explodes, so does a small corner of the kingdom."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"WHAT have the lot of you been doing?"
The Black Dragon [Quint Ringsak]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1997
what do you think they had been doing...

"She can keep the horse."
The King [Quint Ringsak]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997
I'm sure this was the least of his worries...

"...and the lich said 'ZOT! I send her to Tim-Buck-Two!'"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"I killed primal chaos, and skinned it."
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ January 4, 2000


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