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"Being a Borg means never having to be saddle sore."
Johnny Helfire [Wayne Stone]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
after 1st day's cattle drive
"Rover is all over"
Charlie Delimata
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
after Phil does 110 megadamage to a dogboy
"That's what happens when you go into a bar, you come out shitfaced."
Phil DeKoning
Rifts New West ~~ Spring 1997
After Johnny Helfire goes through a window and into a pile o' shit
"My coat's open and my tool's hanging out."
Eric Beckman
"Well, you know, you were just at the whorehouse."
Wayne Stone
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
Eric lets something slip
"He's pulling number 5. We're doing #2."
Jack Durango [Eric Beckman]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
Sparkey choosing switches
"Wait until they get a load of this."
Jack Durango [Eric Beckman]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
Said on entry to the bathroom, though it didn't need to be
"So, what's his first reaction to this?"
Gerald Boice
"Ouch."
Charlie Delimata
Rifts New West ~~ Fall 1997
After Sparky put a tree chunk through a vampire
"Um...Bob, Lunch."
Eric Beckman
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
After an unarmed man in boxer shorts eaten by Jack Durango's carnisaur.
"You stay with us and we'll turn you into a rootin' shootin' cowboy."
Jack Durango [Eric Beckman]
"Or turn you into a psycho killer!"
Whitestorm [Gerald Boice]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
Helping Roger's character buck up.
"Shit, this is easy!"
Sparky [Phil DeKoning]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
An inappropriate tag line, usually followed by booms, crashes, gunfights, or malfunctioning machinery.