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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"It's convenient: you're late, you don't get a save."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ January 31, 2002
Why the 'immune from fear' character was running in terror from the zombies.

"Everything gets a 20 hit point kicker ... except really weak things."
"Like BattleMages."
Johnathon Holroyd
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ January 31, 2002
Why the monsters were harder to kill.

"He's got an armor class 6 points lower than me and he gets hit at least three times as often!"
Roger Nummerdor
"Yeah, it's called 'Getting into combat.'"
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002

"Air compressors are wonderful things."
Roger Nummerdor
"It wasn't with an air compressor."
Phil DeKoning
"It's better than putting your mouth on a goat!"
Roger Nummerdor
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002
Abouts methods for skinning goats...

"Something died here... Oh, yeah, that was the mage."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002

"You know what they'll call the sequel?... AD&D 2nd Edition."
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002
About the Dungeons and Dragons movie.

"I'm only at -40 hit points, I can come back!"
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ February 14, 2002

"If I hadn't been a flaming coward, I could have been really hurt!"
Wayne Stone
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ February 14, 2002

"Do her negotiating tactics offend someone enough to want to call the guard down on you... Let's roll a 'to hit' for that."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 7, 2002
About the Chaotic Evil Barbarian henchwoman's way of collecting assistants.

"They scatter like ShadowRun grenades."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
regarding why the rats that had just fallen off the rope were not under the thief who fell next.

"Well, when you learn to fly, then you can be on top."
Whisper [Johnathon Holroyd]
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
To Ox about the marching order.

"Tele-Skele..."
Dave the Bard [Roger Nummerdor]
"Tele-Skele? Is that like Tele-Tuby?"
"Yeah, only thinner..."
Roger Nummerdor
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
Re: the skeletons atacking the party.

"I had an upper respiratory infection a couple of years ago. That's the worst hacking crit I ever had."
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
critical hit tables...

"If it's gonna save my ass, you're gonna do your math right, buddy!"
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
Did Whisper hit an A.C. -2 or a -3...

"Flit. You can flit. I can't flit! I'm a Dwarf! Dwarves don't flit!"
Sally, Dwarven Priestess of Odin [Keith Seyffarth]
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
about who should sneak past the big bad guy...

"...Except for the fact that he's not breathing."
"That's not a wound."
Roger Nummerdor
"It's a feature!"
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 25, 2002
about the dead bard...

"What are you using for light?"
"Me!"
Roger Nummerdor
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ May 16, 2002
regarding glowing armor

"The room is sparsly furnished..."
"The hell with the architecture, what's here to kill?!"
Ox [Phil DeKoning]
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ Spring 2002
Determining what's important


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Acknowledgments:

Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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