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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"Put your crowbar back in your pants"
Eric Beckman
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
to Phil

"Ben is the Kevin Bacon of Greyhawk!"
Phil DeKoning
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995

"What sort of armor does a Yoga skill of 6 give me?"
Shaun Neece
"NONE!"
Phil DeKoning
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
on spiritual armor

"...and I think that right here the author meant..."
Joshua Wendt
"Josh!! I wrote this!! I know what the author meant!"
Eric Beckman
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
letting the wind out of Josh's sails. Comments on Arykian Mythus Rules

"He's not dead yet!"
Eric Beckman
"Oh, this is one of those moral moments, isn't it?"
Shaun Neece
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
on stunned lizardmen

"Hi Ben!"
Head of the Thieves' Guild (NPC) [Eric Beckman]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995

"We don't want to anger any more gods than we have to."
Ben [Shaun Neece]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
on seeing gold coins in the water by statue of Bloob-De-Bloop, lobster woman guard, deciding not to steal any coins

"This is relativly ungood."
Ben [Shaun Neece]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
to Varnis, on seeing a mountain explode

"NO URINATING IN THE PASTRY!!"
Head of the pastry department [Eric Beckman]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
to Filth, the Kobold chef-in-training, in Pastery 105

"Those are the BIGGEST sheep tracks I've ever seen! Who knew that sheep had claws?"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
on 00-ing a tracking roll and finding a Manticore

"How would you like an extremely valuable statue?"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
"Of which one of us?"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
on a swamp statue, in Basilisk territory

"I see something that causes Spiritual damage! Assume the lotus position!"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
on spiritual damage

"You slam into the Dwarf."
Eric Beckman
"The Dwarf is 10 feet off the floor!?!?"
Shaun Neece
"Evidentily."
Eric Beckman
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
Conversation on the failed acrobatics roll of Fredrick {The beauty of this exchange is Eric's confident and succinct response that just shut Shaun down and brooked no arguement.}

"Gives a new meaning to sporting a woody!"
Fredrick [Mike Resner]
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
after changing back from being a tree...

"Mage needs presence badly!"
Roger Lemke
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
commenting on Josh's absence and Maxim's 'being shadowy...'

"We're sorry, the Mage you have dialed is not available at this time. This is a recording and cost you 30 heka."
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
Maxim's answering machine for the horseshoe communication system

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of Ben's lives."
Roger Lemke
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
Commenting on Ben's trip to the temporal plane.

"Well done."
Roger Lemke
"Yes, they are."
Joshua Wendt
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
complimenting Josh's fireball that incinerated a large number of rats.

"Eric, what did you have for lunch on Tuesday?"
Phil DeKoning
"I ha..."
Eric Beckman
"Eric had a cheeseburger and fries."
Joshua Wendt
Mythus ~~ Spring 1995
Puppeting: V (1) The act of answering a question asked of another person.

"Eric, what is the modifier for the range?"
Phil DeKoning
"P..."
Eric Beckman
"Plus 2"
Joshua Wendt
Mythus ~~ Spring 1995
(Phil and Eric raise their hands, Phil in marionette mode, Eric in sock puppet mode... Josh slinks down in chair with look of dejection, suitably mocked.)
Puppeting: V. (2): Raising one's hand and making either a talking motion like articulating a sock puppet or wiggling the fingers as if working a marionette. Often used to mock someone who has engaged in puppeting as described in definition one.

"Oh, I've seen this before! I know how to handle this!"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"Let's go down the hall and hide."
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
"Let's see... we just do this... and this... and... Oh shit."
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
Mythus ~~ Spring 1996
in the sewers 'defusing' an 'easy' rune. Varnis and the party hid down the passage
Maxim needs to roll anything but an 00 to defuse a Rune... Guess what he rolled

"And you wanted to steal that statue!!"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
"But now it's stealing us!"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
Mythus ~~ Spring 1996
being taken by Bloob-De-Bloop into a cave

"What's going on?"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
"We're slaying evil!"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"Or at least getting it wet!"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
as Theodin, Maxim, and Ben form a "Holy Helmet Brigade" to douse an evil thingie with holy water

"I take the damage to my groin!!"
Theodin [Roger Lemke]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
on recieving some fire damage to his most armored (and important) part

"Where are you guys going?"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"Varnis is being eaten!"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
"Oh."
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
Maxim and Ben, Ben, Fredrick et al. are going to help Varnis against a Displacer beast and Maxim was heading in the other way.

"What a horrible, perverted song designed to lure me in, I just realized!"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
Mythus ~~ Spring 1996
after Theodin casts a spell to make Varnis realize that the music he is hearing is a horrible perverted song designed to lure him in...

"It's DWARVEN, I tell ya!! And if you don't believe me, I'll show you my Axe!!"
Theodin [Roger Lemke]
Mythus ~~ Spring 1996
looking at a carved staff with a snake on it. (He rolled a 96 to identify.)

"Do I have to kill Maxim?"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
"The snake was absorbed by Theodin!!"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"So, Can I kill Maxim?"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
Varnis and Maxim talking when a snake thing wraps itself around Theodin's arm & neck & being absorbed by him...

"Fredrick has struck a big one! Again, it is the legend!"
Theodin [Roger Lemke]
Mythus ~~ Spring 1996
commenting on Fredrick's fighting skills

"[sung]
Gee, Mom, I want to go,
But they won't let me go,
Gee, Mom, I want to go kill."
Matt Aznoe
Mythus ~~ Spring 1996
commenting on the time it takes to reload a Musket (25 tokens)


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