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"Certainly don't drink and drive, get high and fly a plane home..."
"You can do anything, it's just a matter of drain code."
about Shadowrun magic
"I DON'T WANNA GO TO WALMART!!! I HATE WALMART!!!"
Mall Wisdom ~~ March 1, 2005
A very small child expressing his opinion after being told he can't go into the toy store but can look in the toy section at WalMart.
"Who has money? God and Santa."
Mall Wisdom ~~ November 4, 2006
Two individuals who, I figure, really don't need it. ( A parent trying to get her kid out of a store without buying anything. )
"Grow the fuck up and get the hell out of the mall!"
Mall Wisdom ~~ December 26, 2006
Lady to a group of six teenage boys who were screwing around in the mall.
"Mom!! We need Money!!!"
Mall Wisdom ~~ June 16, 2007
Refreshingly direct, I suppose.
"So Montabon is near, what would you tell an aspiring Recruit heading into the Army Intelligence Field?"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Claim you've turned gay and don't fucking do it. Blow the recruiter if absolutely necessary."
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 3, 2007
Advice from an ex-soldier to a current soldier.
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