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"We have to watch out that we don't get too big, or we might get
slowed down by the speed of light."
August 20, 1996
"Brandon asked me why I worked for the gnomes, and I told him, 'The
gnomes have money.'"
September 25, 1996
"Can I have some crossbow bolts?"
Elrock [Chris "Jones" Jones]
"Sure, you get a quiver full of bolts with the Dwarven runes for Yule
Sectris on them."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996
Someone plays too much nethack...
"How many spirits can dance on the head of a pinhead?"
Shadowrun ~~ November 10, 1997
"You're just jealous because I'm paying more attention to my Palm
Pilot than I am to you."
December 20, 1998
"I wasn't going to zerbert you; I was going to bite your back. I'm a
back-biter."
December 21, 1998
"It's five-thirty."
"Cool, that means we can all cuss."
February 22, 1999
Aaaaahh, the end of the work day
"I've injured myself in a bizzare way that Keith hasn't... wow... I
feel proud."
March 31, 1999
"Are thesis advisors like thesauruses?"
"No, they're more like Satan."
April 16, 1999
"How about I give you some dice and you beat yourself up?"
Shadowrun ~~ March 31, 1999
risky words from the GM...
"I can't work this out in a way that won't get you killed."
Shadowrun ~~ March 31, 1999
profound words from the GM...
"Yesterday was not so much a bad computer day as a *weird* computer
day..."
October 14, 1999
"Oh, cool!... I got sour cream on that part too."
December 23, 1999
about the ball-point pen he was taking apart
"I had to go help a co-worker crash his WinNT box."
"Someone needed help to crash a WinNT box?"
"Well, he wanted help with some Java code..."
November 8, 2001
"Carrie! I didn't know you wrote soft-core porn."
January 17, 2002
about a dream his wife had written for a character in a game she had run a couple of years earlier...
"The result of that missed dex check is that you're breaking up."
Matt Eberle
"That relationship just isn't working."
James Ekert
"It's all about who's on top, isn't it?"
Solaria ~~ 2002
"Did you just walk through a planar rift?"
"Dammit, we warned you about that!"
James Ekert
Solaria ~~ 2002
"Don't tell me about the secret spices on your body-I just don't want to know!"
Solaria ~~ 2001
to Ian Gardiner about his "Cookie" character
"I can just see Spock mind melding to a potato: "My thoughts to your thoughts, my mind to your...starch.""
Solaria ~~ 2002
"This is a stupid idea... I get in the room with him."
AD&D (1st Edition) ~~ July 3, 2003
"I have arm hair, it just smells really bad."
July 10, 2000
After the fiasco with the lighter
"It's okay; it's a girl joke. You are playing a girl, you can laugh."
October 31, 2003
A male GM to a male player
"They've been victimized by a thesaurus!"
April 13, 2005
In response to a spam title
"Let's not get into that debate: I might have to take both sides of it."
April 30, 2011
About whether computer science is a science or an engineering field.
"So RAD stands for Really Awful Dysentery?"
"I think that was more due to it being the Conageddon..."
March 6, 2012
In reference to the stomach bug that went around after RadCon 6 in 2012.
