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"I'm unconscious, you fool!"
Jason McGrody
Dungeons & Dragons ~~ Summer 1996
when his D&D character was asked --by the person that knocked him out-- for help
"Remember when Elen was captured by the Priests of Naveh? Well, this is worse: I've been captured by the IRS!"
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
"I get it! Valdis was a cross-dresser!"
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
"We're not paranoid; there really are people out to get us!"
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
"When my mom called me in for dinner... she didn't send a DRAGON after
me!"
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996
"It's Tae time."
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996
"I am mortally afraid of Death."
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996
"I'd rather be a leper than a pyromaniac... Well, maybe not."
Jason McGrody
Harn ~~ September 19, 1998