Your search returned 34 quotes out of the 1901 in the system.
"Tae has a toupee?"
Niy [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
"No, she has a Tae-pee."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
"OK, on six the guys at the table stand..."
"Oh, I dare them."
Gusar [Greg Schneider]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996
"Here Cthulu, have a seat, your table is ready!"
"Cthulu's table is always ready"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996
"I think most of the group has minor mental problems."
"Minor?! What do you mean, MINOR?!"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997
"You just know that the gargun carry around day planners... they even get the new inserts every year."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
"If he shows up with a light saber, I'm leaving."
Gusar [Greg Schneider]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
"I pull out a sword and wait for the rest of the group."
Gusar [Greg Schneider]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
"I've got them labeled and indexed. This is bad feeling number
3a: We are all going to die!"
Gusar [Greg Schneider]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
"You released and ancient evil without me?!?!"
Gusar [Greg Schneider]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996
"Play a little louder, so we can hear you above the screams of the
dying in the camp."
Gusar [Greg Schneider]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997
"Rethan's an evil place; wish I could go there and slay most of them."
Gusar [Greg Schneider]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997
"Truth is greater than fiction."
Gusar [Greg Schneider]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996
"Now I wake him up."
Tone Ono [Greg Schneider]
"How?"
Kristen Boyle
"Um... Harsh language?"
Tone Ono [Greg Schneider]
Oriental Adventures ~~ May 30, 1999
"So, all we have to do is defeat a foreign army-and I thought this was going to be hard!"
Solaria ~~ 2002
"You have the baddest, nastiest evil guy dead on the floor in front of you. What do you do?"
"I loot it!!"
Laura (Sing) Schneider
March 6, 2002
"I mean, they filled the drawer full of Tootsie rolls! I can't help that! I just had to eat them all."
Solaria ~~ 2002
"Now, we're going to roll for the vomit."
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
Some things just best left unsaid...
"I'm not planning on sailing out of Spain."
Jacob Vaun (NPC) [Greg Schneider]
"And I'm not planning on getting assassinated in a dark tavern."
Ella [Matt Hosking]
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
Leery of the meeting in a random sea-front bar.
"Most pawns don't know what their masters want."
Jacob Vaun (NPC) [Greg Schneider]
"Mostly just clean clothes."
Ashley Grelfin [Keith Seyffarth]
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
The servants do know...
"I hope to find the small grain of truth in you."
Ella [Matt Hosking]
"And I in you."
Roland Thrush (NPC Journalist) [Greg Schneider]
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
The journalist having just been explaining that there is a small grain of truth in all news.
"It wasn't a war between England and Spain, it was a war between Good and Evil..."
Jacob Vaun (NPC) [Greg Schneider]
"So, it was England and France!"
Ella [Matt Hosking]
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
Shallow minded PCs.
"I don't bicker."
Apple [Clacy (Garmeson) Olson]
"Well, not without a weapon."
Kaven [Greg Schneider]
Keith's Holiday Amber Throne Wars ~~ July 2, 2006
Putting the aspiring militant in her place.
"Good. We just sent in the diplomat."
Keith's Holiday Amber Throne Wars ~~ January 1, 2006
Having just sent the person who just killed the last two armies she went to talk to, to talk to the emperor...
"Talking you into summoning demons wasn't hard."
The Fate Witch(with too many alias's) [Greg Schneider]
"Talking me into it again might be tough."
Father Guisseppi Maldunado [Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ October 8, 2005
discussing the joys of manipulating a priest
"You're shopping, right?"
"Well... more looting."
"You're looting for a band?"
"Better than raping and pillaging for a band..."
Keith's Holiday Amber Throne Wars ~~ July 2, 2006
The pirate was setting up the wake...
"I have the point lowered, it's not a threat."
Kaven [Greg Schneider]
"It's a sword. It's in your hand. It's a threat."
Keith's Holiday Amber Throne Wars ~~ July 2, 2006
Kaven was first in warfare.