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Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Your search returned 42 quotes out of the 1848 in the system.

"What's spooge?"
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
"What is spooge anyway?"
Spring 1996

"I tried to say 'Hi,' but it didn't come out very well when I was trying to spit."
May 6, 2001

"I'm a very bad little girl!"
May 6, 2001

"I know you just called so you could quote me!"
May 6, 2001

"Normally before I come up to get a back-rub from you Chris, I REMOVE articles of clothing."
Fall 1995

"I could take you home with me and show you knives..."
June 15, 1997

"Subatai, go and pretend to be a barbarian horde!"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"...and the lich said 'ZOT! I send her to Tim-Buck-Two!'"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"I know how to use passive voice, I don't need pronouns!"
October 24, 1997

"I don't need to feel envy, I've already got one."
October 17, 1997

"I like it when you rub the side of my neck because it makes my head feel funny."
March 6, 1998

"Don't make me zerbert you again!"
December 12, 1998

"Russia just lends itself to ridicule, I think."
December 19, 1998

"I was not aware that Bruce Lee had snuck into the shower with us."
December 19, 1998

"I'm marrying you because I want to do your mom."
December 21, 1998
to Chris

"I can't think while I'm itching my ear."
December 21, 1998

"Would now be an appropriate time to mention that I like the words 'Suckling Pig'?"
December 20, 1998

"Nifty; you look kind of like a pitcher plant."
December 20, 1998

"I was not going to suck on your toes; I was going to BITE them."
December 21, 1998

"I am Carrie, with drugs!"
December 21, 1998

"I think that will take much longer than I think it will."
June 10, 1999

"Can I make a quote page?"
Matt Eberle
Solaria ~~ Fall 2001

"I know that Keith has a very well proportioned tongue."
January 4, 2000

"You can make another perception check."
"... so you can see if there is anyone else in your backpack."
Rebecca Shopfer
The Queen's Guard - Carrie's Game ~~ January 5, 2000

"I need a Tluxuko!"
Lord Architect Balthazar [Quint Ringsak]
"What the fuck is that?"
Chief Uniform Maker (NPC) [Carrie (Bowen) Jones]
"I just made it up."
Lord Architect Balthazar [Quint Ringsak]
The Queen's Guard - Carrie's Game ~~ October 20, 1999
attempting to have uniforms designed

"Apologize to Keith for making me apologize!"
November 10, 2001

"I'm stroking your cactus!"
November 10, 2001

"You can put that in the quotes page--complete with eye-waggle."
November 10, 2001

"I'm trying to form an unhealthy opinion of women!"
Solaria ~~ 2001

"Hey, can I borrow your spear for a second?"
The Guard [Matt Eberle]
Solaria ~~ 2001

"And for my next trick, I will discuss Windows networking."
June 17, 2002

"I shall fend you off with my measuring bowl!"
July 19, 2002

"Why won't you let me talk to my garlic press, dammit?"
September 3, 2001

"It's cute and all, but I really don't want to touch it..."
July 4, 2003

"You think he can protect you?"
"No, I think I can use him as a human shield."
July 5, 2003

"I disagree! I disagree! It's my right ... as a woman!"
July 19, 2003
It was funny at the time... now it just kinda sounds weird.

"I got to say 'dainty;' shut up."
October 26, 2003

"I want the truth, but I don't like the truth. I can't handle the truth."
October 26, 2003

"What is your teddy bear's name?"
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Jennifer Nichols
October 31, 2003

"Why is funny floating so difficult?"
"Because you have to breathe right."
September 12, 2004

"Just because I'm irrational doesn't mean I'm not rational!"
January 4, 2006

"I'm finding it much harder to graft a Panther Assault Cannon to a pterodactyl than I had anticipated."
April 23, 2016

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