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"Most people don't think that cool code is better than sex."
"Are you sure? Try comparing the amount of time and energy one puts into writing cool code to the amount one puts into getting laid."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Computer Science 222, Computer Science II, MSU ~~ 1992
Differences of opinion, I guess.
"They call it Food Service so I'm assuming there is food around here
somewhere."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"Does that mean there is some service around, too?"
Ellen Kress
1992
At MSU Food Service...
"Damn, but I should have bought some ammo..."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ January 24, 1997
"The important thing is it hurts and it didn't work, now can we move
on..."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ February 7, 1997
"I'm a real man, I can make my own Puff Pastry!"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
May 22, 2001
in the freezer department of a local grocery store.
"If you're trying to be sexy and the guy is writhing in pain, may be
you're doing something wrong."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
February 12, 1997
"You can't outrun a mountain, so you may as well wait for it."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ May 21, 1997
"I decided to bullshit with the spirit of the land."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ May 21, 1997
"Am I smart enough to go sit down in the limo before I go to
Valhalla?"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ May 14, 1997
realizing that his character had just been slipped a mickey by another character...
"I ignore him, he didn't have anything interesting to say in life."
Paul [Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.]
Shadowrun ~~ June 21, 1997
having just encountered the astral presence that had formerly been Maquis...
"You were in a class with She Who Will Not Be Named... not that I'm still bitter..."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
March 6, 1997
"Excuse me, I think my friend is being mauled..."
Paul [Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.]
Shadowrun ~~ January 22, 1997
"It sounds like 70's music."
Anthony LaMonaca
"Except it has different instrumentation and a beat."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
February 11, 1997
about some band's distinctive sound
"This is my dumb question..."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
June 21, 1997
"I just had a Beavis and Butthead moment."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
October 26, 1997
"You don't actually have to have the blinky lights... You just have to visualize them before going out."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
February 27, 1998
about the theory that the more blinky lights you
have on your stereo the better your chances of 'getting lucky'
"These are smart crowbars."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
August 24, 1998
About Thor bundles.
"That's a good idea, except that it could get me killed..."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
September 22, 1998
"I'm sorry, Keith, my player is tired."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ April 19, 1998
"I think it tastes refreshingly like battery acid."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
May 8, 1999
about 'Surge'
"Maybe there was a King of the Moon, too..."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"There is, he's the one who can drop trou' fastest!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Barron Von Munchausen ~~ December 27, 2001
"Oh boy, we're turning into a Bynar."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
January 1, 2002
after Lloyd and I spoke the same sentence at the same time...
"White Wolf makes these really cool, dark horror games, then releases enough suppliments to turn them into Hackmaster."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
August 15, 2002
"Missiles do not behave the way bullets do."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
"And heads do not behave the way cars do."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1997
"I think the problem with this couple is that they're from different movies."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
May 14, 1999
"It's just a scratch...a really deep scratch that hurts alot."
Father Guisseppi Maldunado [Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ January 2, 2005
the padre's responce on receiving a dramatic wound
"So you open the thing...now role intitiative!"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Strange Day's (Uknown Armies/Lloyd's one-shot) ~~ January 20, 2005
Scott opened the chest...
"It tendril-whips you."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Strange Day's (Uknown Armies/Lloyd's one-shot) ~~ January 20, 2005
the chest's reaction to being opened
"No, he doesn't like this one bit!"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"Yeah, his host body is running away!"
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Strange Day's (Uknown Armies/Lloyd's one-shot) ~~ January 20, 2005
tenticle monsters hate it when you run
"I am not, as a man of the cloth, going to recommend diabolism to my friends."
Father Guisseppi Maldunado [Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ March 20, 2005
Priests are so narrow minded
"Little kids are a great source of mucous, it's their number-one export."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
February 12, 2006
The necessity of sneeze-guards.
"Talking you into summoning demons wasn't hard."
The Fate Witch(with too many alias's) [Greg Schneider]
"Talking me into it again might be tough."
Father Guisseppi Maldunado [Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ October 8, 2005
discussing the joys of manipulating a priest
"This is a incredibly well crafted peice of sh*t."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
April 28, 2006
His comments on the movie 'Stealth.' We had to drink in order to actually watch it.
"This is really strange and horrifying...here try some."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"No"
"No"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
May 6, 2006
his reaction Coka Cola Blak
"Your target number is 8"
"I got one success"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"Shouldn't that be two?"
"No. Six and two is seven!"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadows of Malta ~~ January 21, 2007
...and these he's supposed to be good with numbers.
"Are there any hitches to collecting the reward that need to be played out?"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"Oh Yeah."
"Oh Sh%t"
Troy Unknown
Shadows of Malta ~~ April 1, 2007
Players are disappointed...yet again.
"No! You can not steal anything, it's bad. Hakeem, explain why it's bad."
Cici (14th wife of the Bey) [Clacy (Garmeson) Olson]
"It's probably bad."
Hakeem [Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.]
Shadows of Malta ~~ April 15, 2007
Arguments on a level 12 astral quest
"I think it's a much better show if you pretend it's not Luke Skywalker, but a young CockKnocker."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
"Wookie ookie? What is a wookie ookie?"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
"I'm going to say it's a depraved sex act."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ 2011
I shouldn't have asked
"Dude, the guard looks like he's whacking off to this"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
2011
In response to the expression on the Imperial guard's face, who was watching the Jefferson Starship video. He also looked like he was wearing Dark Helmet's helmet.
"Well shit man! He might have had 4 hands like that asshole on the tv"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
He was speculating about the guard, we could see two hands. That 'asshole on the tv' was Harvey Korman in drag, doing an alien cooking show that involved having to stir, whip, and beat all at the same time.
"It's a Bantha sex doll."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
I don't know what it was, but that's what it looked like.
"This is now getting creepy
"
Anthony LaMonaca
"Getting?!"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
That pretty much sums it up.
"It's like Max Hedron...but stupid. "
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
In response to Harvey Korman's robot how to video. He had like 4 characters.
"It's a Star Wars version of Jersey Shore"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
There was a fake commercial advertising a reality show set on Tatooine and how we should all feel better that we don't live there.
"It's the Cantina theme as a dirge and Bea Arthur is singing!"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Maude as a bartender at the Mos Eisly cantina...what else can I say.
"This is no longer Empire TV...is it?"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Lloyd was too drunk to tell the difference between fake commercials and the 1978 originals.
"Was there a plot here?"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
The movie was almost over and we didn't know.
"When did you sell your soul, C3-PO"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Even then he was hawking the merchandise.
"Dude, the guard looks like he's whacking off to this"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Imperials really really like Jefferson Starship.
"Gimps don't need love, they have the bag."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
December 31, 2011
What a great comment to close out the year.
