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"I'm having one of those days where I could cross-thread a mayonnaise jar."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"No, you froze the mayonnaise jar."
Mike Shelton
December 17, 2020
Right after the brand new 750 Watt lamp split while being installed in the fixture properly... And the mayonnaise jar in question had spend the previous night outdoors on the hydraulics with temperatures considerably below freezing.


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