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"Not all of us can always be here."
Bandit (NPC) [Keith Seyffarth]
"My God, we just killed a group of gamers!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ February 24, 2019
When the bandit tried to explain to the paladin why the rest of the bandits weren't attacking right now.

"How are we supposed to know how all this works? We're not bandits, we get rid of bandits."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"You're dis-bandits?"
Frederick the Bandit (NPC) [Keith Seyffarth]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 7, 2019
Getting to the bottom of things while questioning the captured bandit.

"I don't know how he survived in the one room without any food."
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
"He had cable."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 28, 2019
Discussing the ogre they had killed several sessions ago, and hadn't looked in the larder, or the corridors leading out into the other sections of the complex...

"It'll be sweet music to our ears... Bob Zombie."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 19, 2019
About the zombie body with no arms and no legs they had just thrown in the river...

"Maybe we should sneak out of town this time."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Paladins don't sneak, they're related to dwarfs."
"Maybe we should go out of town without telling everyone we've ever met that we're going back out to the keep."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I'm not telling you anything."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 19, 2019
Having had someone go from town to warn people in the ruins they were clearing out at least twice...

"I don't have height, weight, hair, eyes... I don't have eyes!"
Mitch Allen
"That explains a lot."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 19, 2019
Incomplete character details.

"Treatment between the two healers."
Steven Thompson
"That's the shield wall and the poker."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 1, 2019

"We're not stupid."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Wait, wait, wait, yes, I am!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 16, 2019
Party politics?

"1) He's a priest of Iomedae, so he's trustworthy. 2) He knows I'll burn down his church."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I'm starting to like him."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 30, 2019
Why the priest could be trusted with valuables.

"I was doing great..."
John McEnaney
"Then combat started."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 30, 2019
The ranger got a critical hit during the surprise round, then got paralyzed in the first round of regular combat..

"The road back to town is boring."
"Good."
Mitch Allen
"Yay!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 30, 2019
Checking for random encounters.

"I'm not a greedy person... Well, I'm not supposed to be."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 7, 2019
How much to barter for higher prices when selling items to the local militia.

"We're in a great position, right in front of us is a choke point."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Where all of them can shoot at us while we fight two of them..."
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 7, 2019
Which side of the choke point was better.

"Neither rain, nor sleet, nor hail... but a black Chevy..."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
An accident that stopped mail delivery - or at least one mail truck.

"I kinda want to catch it. I think its shell may make some good armor."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I found Durgan a friend!"
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
About the giant crayfish. And the dwarf from a previous campaign.

"I think the paladin needs to get to the bar before the kid gets recruited and the bard spends the weekend at Bernie's..."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019

"Deserea, stop whoever you're doing."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
Getting the bard/prostitute out of her room.

"Yeah, I'm a paladin. If you see me running, try to keep up."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"No. If the paladin is running, don't keep up, pass him."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
Explaining to the new guy how to tell when it's time to flee.

"I don't think there'll be another one, it's kind of a one horse town."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
Whether or not they could get another mule from the trader.

"Should we sing?"
Steven Thompson
"Isn't that the bard's job?"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 29, 2019
About gaming on one player's birthday.

"The next random encounter, you get to be the lead on."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"The next random encounter, you get to be alone on."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
Regarding the runaway wagon carrying the bard and the ranger's animal companion.

"At the rate we're going, I'm gonna be glad if we walk out of here."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 27, 2019
As the situation in the bar deteriorated.

"Run! The cops are after us!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"(as Leve:) Dude! We gotta stop at Wal-Mart; I need to pick up socks!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 10, 2019
An interruption of play by a player realizing his character needed additional supplies - as interpreted by another player...

"I'm too sexy for my shield, to sexy for my shield..."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 10, 2019
(To the tune of "I'm to Sexy" by Right Said Fred) about the Inquisitor removing multiple shields from his worn/carried equipment as they got back to the campsite...

"I already prepared the rights."
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
"I thought you said "rice," like they were a main course..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"No, desert. Why do you think they call it "last rice?""
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 10, 2019
Having mostly prepared two corpses for burial before word came that an attack was imminent.

"I think we need a new "Balcony Closed" sign. This one is more tape than sign, is torn, and has been stepped on."
"Yeah, that's looking pretty ghetto."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"To be fair, the balcony is pretty ghetto."
Travis Hughes
December 1, 2019
Walking through the theater.

"If plants start attacking us, we know we're too close."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 24, 2019

"Somethin' favors the bold."
Steven Thompson
"Somethin'?!?"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019

"Who have we pissed off... [pause] that's still alive."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"The commander and her entire garrison?"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Why they can't go back to town.

"I agree with your twisted logic. Let's do it."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
About the current plan.

"Guys, we're in a very, very, very bad place."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I've been to Kellish."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
How bad someplace is is apparently relative.

"The problem with that plan is that if you do summon a demon, do you know how long it takes to put the armor back on?"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Regarding the plan to address the situation of the Inquisitor's virtue and whether that put him at greater risk in the evil temple or the act of eliminating the inquisitor's virtue would be considered an appropriate sacrifice and may end up just summoning a demon anyway...

"I can't operate in the kitchen!"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 5, 2020

"Somebody has a door-full of dicks, right?"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"It's been a weird day."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 5, 2020
yes, it has.

"The bard has X-ray vision. She can see what's inside the chest."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"No, the bard has darkvision."
"So, it's dark in the box, so if I'm within 60', I can see what's inside!"
Mitch Allen
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 19, 2020
Trying to figure out what was inside a locked box while the guy who usually deals with picking locks was otherwise engaged.

"Are you incorporeal?"
John McEnaney
"No, I'm a sergeant."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 19, 2020
About the rules for charging.

"Is there a badger equivalent to catnip?"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"I don't know if there is."
Steven Thompson
"I'm sure you know if there is..."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 15, 2020
Determining ways to control the nature-freak druggie druid when she shape changes.

"Grrrr."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"We really need to get the badger a litter box."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 27, 2020
Communicating with the druid in animal form.

"He's got a hard, crunchy shell and a soft, gooey center."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"Like a can of tuna."
Ted Aron Deshner
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 26, 2020
Regarding armor.

"It's dead. We'll make no bones about it."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 26, 2020
The late hydra...

"He's a kill-amari!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 17, 2020
Referring to the multiple attacks of the druid's octopus form.

"I'm the ultimate white guy. I never jump."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 17, 2020
How to escape the combat that was going the wrong way.

"We're in a narrow hallway."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"You're in a wide hallway. It's ten feet wide. You can fit two people abreast."
"We're fat."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 31, 2020
Sometimes the scale for miniature gaming doesn't quite make sense.

"It's Leve's turn. He's gonna jab me again."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"With his lance?"
"No, with his happy wand!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 31, 2020
It was a wand of Cure Light Wounds.

"Throw one of our platinum in there."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Why?!?"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"'Cause I'm not going in there for a lousy gold."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 14, 2020
Whether to search the room "filled with offal, dung and other trash and debris, and with a nauseating and overwhelming scent of feces" (yes, the description was quite redundant).

"I'm gonna Bull's Strength my ass."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Ass? What about arm?"
"Arm, center, legs, kinda the whole thing..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 14, 2020
casting spells

"I don't want to hear about the druid's proboscis."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Yet."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"I don't want to hear about it later either!"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 28, 2020
Regarding benefits of various animal forms the druid could assume.

"Only John would invent the concept of the Halloween costume, "the glory ghost.""
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 12, 2020

"No dirt for you! [pause] I'm the dirt Nazi."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 20, 2020
What was being hauled up, and whether or not the rusty steel drums would survive the trip when full of various things. Like dirt.

"You can provoke or you can try to acrobatics it..."
"[looks at the board] ... [looks at his character sheet] ... I'll provoke."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 20, 2020
The paladin getting past a couple skeletons. Paladin's, like dwarfs, don't "acrobatics."

"I thought we were tying off the rope around your ankle to make her feel better."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"No, we're not."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 4, 2020
Preparing to lower the thief down the dark, empty shaft...

"I was about to desecrate their altar."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"Now you'll just have to wait until after combat."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I'm a woman. I can multitask!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 4, 2020
The druid getting interrupted while preparing to urinate in the fountain in the water temple.


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