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"I don't like being in the cave with that."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"The dwarf just said he doesn't like being in a cave."
Steven Thompson
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 7, 2014
Where everyone was going to be in the ambush.

"There's a dandelion and a mushroom."
John McEnaney
"Don't worry, I'll mate with them quickly and move on."
Mitch Allen
"[strange looks]"
Everyone
"Ya gotta pollinate when you get a chance!"
Mitch Allen
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The halfling, now a plant, was combing the battlefield for loot, and several of our lost items.

"Sometimes it's good to be dead."
"Really?"
Mitch Allen
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The magical artifact at the top of the pyramid just exploded doing 1d6 points of drain to intelligence, wisdom, and charisma. Except to the character who was, in fact, already dead.

"You kill orcs!"
Mitch Allen
"I'm returning them to the land."
Steven Thompson
"Yeah, composting."
John McEnaney
"You can't compost orcs."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
Whether the acts of the rogue were any worse than the acts of the druid.

"You're the paladin, negotiate with it!"
Azelec [Mitch Allen]
"Um... no."
The Keep ~~ May 7, 2017
Meeting the colossal grey ooze.

"One of the bushes gets up and walks off..."
Steven Thompson
"Things just got weird."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ June 18, 2017

"The fire will go out in 25 minutes when the rain comes. We're probably only expecting two and a half feet today."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"Thank Helper I'm three and a half feet tall!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Well, we're in the dry season."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ June 18, 2017

"You're some kind of swamp cowboy aren't you?"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ June 18, 2017
After the rogue tied up the plant... The plant was attacking, you see.

"There's a time for love and a time for war, but now it's a time for cake."
Mitch Allen
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ June 18, 2017

"Move stealthily."
Ajan [John McEnaney]
"[Rolls] ... [Natural 1] ... [Clanks loudly through cavern]"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Why did you tell the dwarf to move stealthily?"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
The dwarf with two rogues...

"Could be a snow troll."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"I think they're called ice trolls."
Steven Thompson
"No, not as good as an ice troll. It's a god-forsaken dirt chicken snow troll."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
The dwarf complaining indirectly about the lack of civilization and long-standing stone structures, again.

"What are you worrying about?"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Four hundred fifty-three people's lives. What are you worrying about?"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"Drying my clothes so that my armor doesn't rust!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Mithril rusts?"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"Well... no..."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ October 22, 2017
Priorities between the rogue and the cleric. No, it was the rogue worried about all the people, and the cleric worried about his armor. Granted, the cleric was a dwarf, and almost all the "people" were lizardfolk.

"You're pouring alchemical fire ... on the fire?"
"Burn, you son of a bitch, burn!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ January 7, 2018
Trying to deal with the fire-resistant troll.

"This is now seven reasons I have to kill him."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Do we have to separate you two?"
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ March 4, 2018
Working the new character and the new player into the group...

"This is the fun side of the table."
Jimmy Jay
"Yeah, smart-asses."
John McEnaney
"Hey, I resent that. I'm on this side of the table."
Mitch Allen
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ March 11, 2018

"Dwarves don't swing that way."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"[blank stares]"
Everyone
"Gay? Sure. Humans? No way!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 30, 2018
About who (and, more importantly, what) the local prince had married to form alliances.

"You're throwing away adamantite daggers like they're made of gold!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 30, 2018
The dwarf comparing the value of items.

"The unspeakable thing's you've done with witches... and little girl witches..."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"The little girl was a corpse."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"Like that make's it better!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ October 7, 2018
Things we don't need (or at least didn't) talk about regarding Marcum doing while under witch charm/control.

"I wanted you alive when I killed you."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 7, 2019
How to intimidate the captured bandit.

"Maybe we should sneak out of town this time."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Paladins don't sneak, they're related to dwarfs."
"Maybe we should go out of town without telling everyone we've ever met that we're going back out to the keep."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I'm not telling you anything."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 19, 2019
Having had someone go from town to warn people in the ruins they were clearing out at least twice...

"I don't have height, weight, hair, eyes... I don't have eyes!"
Mitch Allen
"That explains a lot."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 19, 2019
Incomplete character details.

"No, actually I have no more healing, so don't get hit."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 1, 2019
Instruction to the new druid.

"Now he has real damage."
"My damage was real!"
Mitch Allen
"Your damage was unreal."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 1, 2019
normal versus subdue damage.

"I've got darkvision until you guys light a torch."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
"I light a torch."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 16, 2019
Three humans and a half-orc.

"1) He's a priest of Iomedae, so he's trustworthy. 2) He knows I'll burn down his church."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I'm starting to like him."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 30, 2019
Why the priest could be trusted with valuables.

"The road back to town is boring."
"Good."
Mitch Allen
"Yay!"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 30, 2019
Checking for random encounters.

"No plan survives first contact with the enemy. Actually, no plan survives first contact with the player characters."
"That's what's great about my plan! No contact with the enemy. We go to another town and spend money like a girl."
Mitch Allen
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 28, 2019
Long discussions of complicated plans on how to deal with an organized group of guards.

"I don't want to wear a cloak that he's worn."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
"I'll wash it for you. I know some frogs."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 28, 2019
Plans for using the bard's elven cloak to sneak into the enemy's lair...

"Move or die."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ August 25, 2019
To the wounded, prone, disarmed swordsman who could not move because Deserea was now blocking his only path of egress.

"The local constabulary probably wants them..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"Out here, we're the law."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
"Well, him. [gestures to the paladin]"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"We're with him, so..."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
Regarding the werewolves.

"When you go to touch yourself, you have to quit ducking."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
When a character can't heal themselves with a curing wand.

"Does the thing have to have intelligence for you to talk to it?"
"No."
Steven Thompson
"Yeah, I talk to the paladin all the time."
Mitch Allen
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 24, 2019
Whether the druid could talk to the plant.

"If you need someone to chuck squirrels into those, I'm your gal!"
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 24, 2019
Testing the aggressiveness of the attack vines.

"I am a highly educated whore, and I don't understand it."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Regarding the current plan.

"I don't know what you've got down there!"
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
"Apparently 'Devil Clams.'"
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Leve kind of set himself up for this.

"I'm all for testing things out, but that's what the men are for!"
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 5, 2020
After Izelda jumped into the attack bushes to see if they would attack if you went in from the ledge instead of from the road.

"The bard has X-ray vision. She can see what's inside the chest."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"No, the bard has darkvision."
"So, it's dark in the box, so if I'm within 60', I can see what's inside!"
Mitch Allen
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 19, 2020
Trying to figure out what was inside a locked box while the guy who usually deals with picking locks was otherwise engaged.

"Cleanup on aisle 3!"
Mitch Allen
"Never mind, it's gone."
Mitch Allen
"What's gone? The mess?"
"No, aisle 3."
Mitch Allen
Learning Pathfinder 2 ~~ March 22, 2020
Regarding the wolves with an acid breath weapon... and the mess they made.

"Grrrrr."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"I don't speak badger, but I know what that means."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 27, 2020
Communicating with the druid in animal form.


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