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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"'Slow' kills 'rend,' kills 'power attack.'"
John McEnaney
"'Fireball' kills trolls."
Steven Thompson
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 7, 2014
Which spells the Wizard (whose player was absent) should take for the upcoming battle.

"There's a dandelion and a mushroom."
John McEnaney
"Don't worry, I'll mate with them quickly and move on."
Mitch Allen
"[strange looks]"
Everyone
"Ya gotta pollinate when you get a chance!"
Mitch Allen
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The halfling, now a plant, was combing the battlefield for loot, and several of our lost items.

"You kill orcs!"
Mitch Allen
"I'm returning them to the land."
Steven Thompson
"Yeah, composting."
John McEnaney
"You can't compost orcs."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
Whether the acts of the rogue were any worse than the acts of the druid.

"Move stealthily."
Ajan [John McEnaney]
"[Rolls] ... [Natural 1] ... [Clanks loudly through cavern]"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Why did you tell the dwarf to move stealthily?"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
The dwarf with two rogues...

"You have a lantern, right?"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"Yes."
Ajan [John McEnaney]
"Good. I left my light stone back there under the trolls."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"I've got two darkstones in my pants, too."
Ajan [John McEnaney]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
Figuring out a light source... Not wanting to know what Ajan has in his pants...

"This is the fun side of the table."
Jimmy Jay
"Yeah, smart-asses."
John McEnaney
"Hey, I resent that. I'm on this side of the table."
Mitch Allen
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ March 11, 2018

"I don't know how he survived in the one room without any food."
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
"He had cable."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 28, 2019
Discussing the ogre they had killed several sessions ago, and hadn't looked in the larder, or the corridors leading out into the other sections of the complex...

"Well, we think it's civilized... There's buildings."
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 28, 2019
Whether they could take the prisoners they just freed to "civilization."

"I was doing great..."
John McEnaney
"Then combat started."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 30, 2019
The ranger got a critical hit during the surprise round, then got paralyzed in the first round of regular combat..

"We're in a great position, right in front of us is a choke point."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Where all of them can shoot at us while we fight two of them..."
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 7, 2019
Which side of the choke point was better.

"When I get you back up, I'm gonna spank you with my sword."
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 1, 2019
To a comrade fallen in battle.

"Why do you want to build a cage?"
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
"I want to trap and talk to a lobster."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019

"If it were Twisted Sister, it'd be We're Not Gonna Make It!"
John McEnaney
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
Regarding what the bard was singing...

"Are you incorporeal?"
John McEnaney
"No, I'm a sergeant."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 19, 2020
About the rules for charging.

"I prepare a burning hands."
John McEnaney
"I prepare to not be in the middle of that."
Learning Pathfinder 2 ~~ February 23, 2020
About to be attacked by dogs, I was in the doorway the dogs were running to, John was behind me...

"Good news is the pool filter started working again."
John McEnaney
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 26, 2020
After they dredged a muck coated infant's skeleton out of the pool.

"He's much more damaged than I am."
Steven Thompson
"Mentally."
John McEnaney
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 17, 2020
who needed healing first.

"The whole point of him getting Combat Reflexes was to trip them and then they get up and he gets an attack of opportunity and hits and trips them again... But he keeps killing them on the first attack!"
John McEnaney
"Killing the bad guys is the problem?"
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 31, 2020
The ranger's animal companion is apparently defective. He does too much damage for his cool ability to really be cool...

"John's not detecting magic."
"I could, but I just can't."
John McEnaney
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 4, 2020
Why the non-magical character didn't know if any of the stuff he found was magical or not.

"You've found a place to host your mud wrestling. They want 80% of the door. And everything from food and drink sales."
"All right, they need a taste!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"And they have a ref."
"Excellent!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"And they have Shaqaroni!"
John McEnaney
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 6, 2022
A non-sequitur from the guy ordering pizza. Apparently he wasn't even paying attention to what was going on around the table.


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