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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"You tried to put a sickle in her kiester!"
Steven Thompson
"Girls don't like that."
Kt Devine
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ October 6, 2013
Why the bandit leader was upset with the ranger...

"'Slow' kills 'rend,' kills 'power attack.'"
John McEnaney
"'Fireball' kills trolls."
Steven Thompson
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 7, 2014
Which spells the Wizard (whose player was absent) should take for the upcoming battle.

"I don't like being in the cave with that."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"The dwarf just said he doesn't like being in a cave."
Steven Thompson
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 7, 2014
Where everyone was going to be in the ambush.

"I have to split the duration when I cast communally."
Steven Thompson
"And I just run into combat and get rid of it."
"How do we stop that?"
Steven Thompson
"Did you just ask how we stop the barbarian from going into combat?"
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
I think he did...

"We're going to stay for two weeks."
Steven Thompson
"And in that time..."
Ted Aron Deshner
"I'm going to go insane."
"[strange looks]"
Everyone
"...er?"
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The crazy character doesn't like to stay in one place.

"You kill orcs!"
Mitch Allen
"I'm returning them to the land."
Steven Thompson
"Yeah, composting."
John McEnaney
"You can't compost orcs."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
Whether the acts of the rogue were any worse than the acts of the druid.

"One of the bushes gets up and walks off..."
Steven Thompson
"Things just got weird."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ June 18, 2017

"Could be a snow troll."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"I think they're called ice trolls."
Steven Thompson
"No, not as good as an ice troll. It's a god-forsaken dirt chicken snow troll."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
The dwarf complaining indirectly about the lack of civilization and long-standing stone structures, again.

"I'm not going in there. It's on fire."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"It's not on fire, the fire's currently under four feet of wood!"
Steven Thompson
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ January 7, 2018
Which way the rogue, currently a toad, would hop.

"Corpses are like dead weight."
Steven Thompson
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ January 29, 2018
Moving the dead trolls...

"The sun goes down... [pause]... in the west."
Steven Thompson
"That's good!"
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ October 7, 2018
Enough oddness was already going on.

"Treatment between the two healers."
Steven Thompson
"That's the shield wall and the poker."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 1, 2019

"I know what a dog sounds like, I know what a wolf sounds like, and I know what a hyena sounds like. I'm making those noises. I speak no gnoll."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"... and I'm on fire."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 1, 2019
minor details.

"I've got darkvision until you guys light a torch."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
"I light a torch."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 16, 2019
Three humans and a half-orc.

"We're not stupid."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Wait, wait, wait, yes, I am!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 16, 2019
Party politics?

"I don't want to wear a cloak that he's worn."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
"I'll wash it for you. I know some frogs."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 28, 2019
Plans for using the bard's elven cloak to sneak into the enemy's lair...

"In one hand, I have a spear. In the other hand, I have this giant horse head on a stick."
Steven Thompson
"It's not a giant horse head. It's a perfectly normal sized mule head."
"On a stick."
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ August 25, 2019
Why the druid couldn't carry something else in her hands.

"I hide behind the tiny donkey head on a stick. Does that provide cover?"
Steven Thompson
"It's not a tiny donkey head. It's a perfectly normal mule head."
"But does it provide cover?"
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ August 25, 2019
Again, what the druid was carrying...

"I prepare to remove the burlap sack from this perfectly normal mule's head on a stick..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ August 25, 2019
Well, she finally got what was on the stick (though the curse was supposed to use a horse head, that may have been the cause of the confusion).

"Why do you want to build a cage?"
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
"I want to trap and talk to a lobster."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019

"Yeah, I'm a paladin. If you see me running, try to keep up."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"No. If the paladin is running, don't keep up, pass him."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
Explaining to the new guy how to tell when it's time to flee.

"Should we sing?"
Steven Thompson
"Isn't that the bard's job?"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 29, 2019
About gaming on one player's birthday.

"The local constabulary probably wants them..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"Out here, we're the law."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
"Well, him. [gestures to the paladin]"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"We're with him, so..."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
Regarding the werewolves.

"The next random encounter, you get to be the lead on."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"The next random encounter, you get to be alone on."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
Regarding the runaway wagon carrying the bard and the ranger's animal companion.

"I already prepared the rights."
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
"I thought you said "rice," like they were a main course..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"No, desert. Why do you think they call it "last rice?""
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 10, 2019
Having mostly prepared two corpses for burial before word came that an attack was imminent.

"Does the thing have to have intelligence for you to talk to it?"
"No."
Steven Thompson
"Yeah, I talk to the paladin all the time."
Mitch Allen
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 24, 2019
Whether the druid could talk to the plant.

"While we're pissing the bard off, is there a pig I can save?"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 24, 2019

"I'm not really cool with that idea."
Steven Thompson
"You're just not really cool."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 8, 2019
about the suggestion to just burn out the briars and brambles - including the carnivorous and apparently malicious plants - surrounding the ruin they were trying to get into.

"Somethin' favors the bold."
Steven Thompson
"Somethin'?!?"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019

"Who have we pissed off... [pause] that's still alive."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"The commander and her entire garrison?"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Why they can't go back to town.

"The two chicks are playing with the knockers while the two guys are over there fiddling with their knobs."
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Doors people, doors.

"I check out the unspeakable things."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"I can't talk about that."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Regarding what was carved in the evil temple walls.

"Guys, we're in a very, very, very bad place."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I've been to Kellish."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
How bad someplace is is apparently relative.

"Somebody has a door-full of dicks, right?"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"It's been a weird day."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 5, 2020
yes, it has.

"I have one... two... three..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"Udders?"
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ February 2, 2020
Interpreting gestures at the gaming table.

"Is there a badger equivalent to catnip?"
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
"I don't know if there is."
Steven Thompson
"I'm sure you know if there is..."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 15, 2020
Determining ways to control the nature-freak druggie druid when she shape changes.

"Grrrrr."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"I don't speak badger, but I know what that means."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 27, 2020
Communicating with the druid in animal form.

"Grrrr."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"We really need to get the badger a litter box."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 27, 2020
Communicating with the druid in animal form.

"He's flat-footed, right?"
Ted Aron Deshner
"He's round-testicled, right?"
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ April 26, 2020
Determining the battle-readiness of the troll.

"He's much more damaged than I am."
Steven Thompson
"Mentally."
John McEnaney
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 17, 2020
who needed healing first.

"The whole point of him getting Combat Reflexes was to trim them and then they get up and he gets an attack of opportunity and hits and trips them again... But he keeps killing them on the first attack!"
John McEnaney
"Killing the bad guys is the problem?"
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 31, 2020
The ranger's animal companion is apparently defective. He does too much damage for his cool ability to really be cool...

"Throw one of our platinum in there."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Why?!?"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"'Cause I'm not going in there for a lousy gold."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 14, 2020
Whether to search the room "filled with offal, dung and other trash and debris, and with a nauseating and overwhelming scent of feces" (yes, the description was quite redundant).

"I'm gonna Bull's Strength my ass."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Ass? What about arm?"
"Arm, center, legs, kinda the whole thing..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 14, 2020
casting spells

"I don't want to hear about the druid's proboscis."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Yet."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"I don't want to hear about it later either!"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 28, 2020
Regarding benefits of various animal forms the druid could assume.

"I will put on my mask and I will social distance from the corpse."
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 6, 2020
The characters were investigating a tomb where interacting with the corpses potentially spread a "respiratory disease" that was quite debilitating.

"I thought we were tying off the rope around your ankle to make her feel better."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"No, we're not."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 4, 2020
Preparing to lower the thief down the dark, empty shaft...

"I was about to desecrate their altar."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"Now you'll just have to wait until after combat."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I'm a woman. I can multitask!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 4, 2020
The druid getting interrupted while preparing to urinate in the fountain in the water temple.


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