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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"Damn you, Sex Vacuum! "
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 8, 2006
Another of Kevin's products for The Big Idea

"This would be a bad time to play Bette Midler"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 5, 2006
Apples To Apples

"Damn, I spent all my pornography! "
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 24, 2006
Playing Caylus, ( Well, we renamed the resources to make it more fun. )

"Screw the board, let's burn Gene!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 14, 2006
Playing Ricochet Robots. John has suggested destroying this game many ways and at many times

"What the hell, John. Good Lord, how long does it take a man to screw a pie? "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"(When John arrived about fifteen minutes later)
A man has to romance the pie first. "
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 21, 2006
A combined comment mixing the several reasons that John was late.

"I'm tuned into Radio Phil and I hate it!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 15, 2007
He kept getting all of Phil's bad references and puns while the rest of the group, mercifully, didn't.

"They call Star Trek people 'Trekkies,' what do they call Star Wars fans? "
Gene Ehli
"Disillusioned. "
John McCracken
Mall Wisdom ~~ May 30, 2007
Whether it's the truth or not, it's still funny.

"For the love of fuck, I screwed myself royally!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 27, 2007
Bad Dalmuti strategy

"Ekalaka is too trendy for me."
Gene Ehli
"No one has ever said that. Ever."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 3, 2007
Playing the Montana Trivia game "Explore Montana"

"You've pointed at me every single round."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"No, I pointed at Brian a couple of times."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 3, 2007
Playing Ca$h'n Gun$.

"That's on par with whatever the hell Dan said that I blocked out of my mind."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 31, 2007
Huh?

"Ah! Phil's getting into my head!"
John McCracken
"Well, there's plenty of room."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 28, 2007
Yeah, he's like that.

"We're gonna introduce a new Mass. We're gonna call it the Whoop-Mass!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 2, 2007
Mystery At The Abbey banter.

"It's black dragonscale. It's good for whatever they're immune to."
Gene Ehli
"Acid"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"They can do all the acid they want."
John McCracken
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 15, 2007

"No, we're O.K.. I don't think this one's touched cloth yet."
John McCracken
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ October 5, 2007
Talking about an imminent poop at a tense role-playing moment.

"I was cleaning my shower all day."
Phil DeKoning
"All day!?"
John McCracken
"What do you do in there?
No! No! I don't want to know!"
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 6, 2007
Well... Soap scum can be hard to remove!

"So, is it eight inches?"
Andy Ross
"Yes, and thanks for asking."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 30, 2007
Actually, it's the size of a deployment zone for a game of WarMachine.

"I'm going to be hosed here."
John "Da Congressdude" Milanovich
"At the risk of horrible innuendo, where were you going to put it?"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 13, 2007
A game of Carcassone that wasn't going well.

"Who doesn't love Ninjas?"
Gene Ehli
"Hitler."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 4, 2007
Examining a card from the game Kill The Hippies

"I found the worst site on the Internet.
It's a fan fiction site about covering Roy Orbison in Cling-Wrap."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 22, 2008
What were you searching for?

"NOOO!!! Foiled again!"
Chad Mueske
"Just like Orbison."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 22, 2008
The not-exactly high culture of terrible references to weird websites.

"Is that a monkey on the table?"
John McCracken
"Yes, I drew it with a piece of lead I found on the table."
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ April 15, 2008
Pop art.

"Land ho!"
Shannon "Nailgun" Prendergast
"That's no way to talk to land!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ April 8, 2008
Banter in a game of Ra,

"I know people have crossed a Great Dane and a dachshund, but I wonder if anybody's ever crossed a Great Dane with a chihuahua."
Phil DeKoning
"Of course, it came out to Great Dane Chihuahua sine theta."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 2, 2008
Evil banter after seeing Kevin's dog Sancho.

"Oh! I don't like this already!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 10, 2008
Hearing the rules to Wicked Witch's Way.

"All I wanted was a clean waffle pan."
John McCracken
"Adventure! Excitement! A Jedi craves no these things. But a clean waffle pan..."
Gene Ehli
Mall Wisdom ~~ September 6, 2008
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away... There was IHOP!!

"At least I beat Gene. I feel good about myself."
Phil DeKoning
"Then we're doing our job horribly, horribly wrong."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 23, 2008
Game results and self-esteem.

"Why did I put Rhode Island at the end!?!?"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 23, 2008
Playing 10 days in the U.S.A..

"Ahh!!"
Phil DeKoning
"Throw in a stint in Azerbaijan, did they?"
John McCracken
"Wrong damn Georgia!"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 23, 2008
Bad card draws while playing 10 Days In The U.S.A..

"Can I take that move back?"
John "Da Congressdude" Milanovich
"No."
John McCracken
"Cocksuckers."
John "Da Congressdude" Milanovich
"We're cocksuckers who didn't make a bad move, though."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 16, 2008
Playing Acquire can be very competitive.

"The ball is now in my opponent... My opponent's court."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 24, 2009
Inkognito banter.

"Oh, Commando Skeletons would be awesome!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Aren't all skeletons commando by definition?"
John McCracken
"Oh, Jesus, John! That's brilliant and terrible in equal measure!"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 30, 2009
Combinations of race and ability in Small World.

"I can see why Germany turned to Fascism!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 29, 2009
Rules blunders in Die Macher.


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