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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"Do women make fun of each other for how they dress?"
"Oh, yes. Definitely"
Renee Folsom
"Why don't they listen?"
October 19, 2006
Fashion sense?

"We could make it, in a limited way, however complex we want it."
May 3, 2006
is this something obscure from complexity theory?

"Hey! Wanna see my Flash?!"
May 4, 2006
um...

"I... think... I'm good."
"I think you're evil."
"I am evil."
May 22, 2006
Work conversations...

"I can't be perfect every time. It's not like I'm Ozzy Osbourne!"
June 8, 2006
Ozzy's perfect?

"You used 'disseminate.' Isn't that an awfully big word for you?"
"No. Me likey big words."
September 28, 2006
Vocabulary at work.

"So, if you ever get burned at the stake, you'll have an idea of what it will feel like?"
"Yeah, kind of pleasant but mildly disturbing."
September 28, 2006
More off-topic conversations at work.

"That's easy. Just look it up on php.net, but I think it's strstr('string','string needle','string haystack')."
"[blank stare]"
"Could you repeat that?"
October 10, 2006
It's much funnier if you understand the php base functions and read them outloud. - And, I was wrong, it was str_replace('mixed search','mixed replace','mixed subject').

"I remember the first time I got plowed - not just drunk, but completely wasted, passed out, can't remember anything drunk."
January 30, 2007
You do, do you?

"I didn't kill myself... I guess I'll just have to get used to that."
March 2, 2007
Leaving work for the day... Does that say something?

"I think our subjects should be really, really vague. [pause] but specific."
March 1, 2007
About email marketing.

"I'll drive."
"Cool. I'll see if I can walk without tripping oner my pants."
March 19, 2007
going to lunch...

"I didn't know I did it... [pause] until I took a shower two days later."
March 20, 2007
Rugby injuries.

"Is there anything we can get rid of?"
"Well, Mitch..."
March 21, 2007
Moving

"Ya know, I'm really impressed with the way my hair looks when I get up in the morning. [pause] Its sorta got a style of its own."
March 27, 2007
Completely out of the blue.

"I can speak Tonia."
"No, you can speak drugged Tonia, that's even better."
March 28, 2007
Translating an email that had been sent after surgery...

"I want to roll gay-dar, actually."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 12, 2007
Trying to determine the intent of the approaching hacker.

"They're not going to splatter my head all over the bar."
"You haven't been playing this game very long, have you?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 12, 2007
How much concern should you have over the sniper in the dance club?

"Horses, like rugby players, are dangerous animals."
"Yeah, they step on ya."
May 7, 2007
Discussion of injuries...

"I think the assless pants will say everything. "
November 30, 2006
Costumes for strippers dressed as cops.

"Who was that devil woman!?!?"
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
Having met and endured a 30 minute car ride with Giggy's roommate Ming.

"You see the impending doom.
You see which way the impending doom is coming from.
And you're like, 'The impending doom can point that way [gesturing away from the group].'"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 16, 2007
Describing how 'Control Actions' works.

"There's a difference between sexual orientation and gender."
"And neither is a choice."
"That's not the difference."
"No, that's a similarity."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 30, 2007
Random comments.

"When the whistling gets loud, pull the cord."
"Cross your legs."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 16, 2007
Parachute jumping in a skirt.

"Is that clean?"
Nigel [Adam Munson]
"No, my alias is a convicted felon."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
About Giggy's ID, after a border guard had just walked off with it.

"I may have just mugged a transporter for the Yakuza."
"Why?"
T. Luke Renner
"Because it was shiny."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Still trying to figure out the elf's motivations.

"Hey Giggy, I just mugged that guy!"
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Well, at least he's honest.

"I'm from London."
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
That explains everything.

"I'm gonna go to that door and open it."
"So, Sean's thinking about starting a D and D game. You should play the big, dumb fighter."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 15, 2007
Metagaming.

"I'm sweating behind my ears."
"From the hair?"
"No, I think from the heat."
"And the hair."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 23, 2008
Is this really the conversation you want to be having while cooking dinner?

"I like the big cock and balls."
"Yeah, me too."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
The two guys in the group who have steady, long-term girlfriends...

"You drop the veil, and it's a cock."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
The plan to deface a rival school.

"Does anyone need something blown?"
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Now that he had his air elemental back...

"We'll do a little, like 10 foot, dong or something."
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Little? I'm not sure if I'm more nervous about Nigel's world view, or Adam's.

"It'll harden as you go."
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
getting spray foam to hold it's shape.

"I'm banishing my thingy."
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Dismissing an elemental.

"The less we disturb them, the sooner they'll get done."
"The more we disturb them, the sooner they'll give up!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 5, 2008
Actors in Keith's building shooting some kind of movie scene over and over and over and over...

"At least we'll have a turn...
before he gets his second one..."
March 5, 2008
The bad guys had higher initiative, damn it!

"Have I been healed yet?"
"No!"
Everyone
"Enjoy yourself."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 2, 2008
How time passes...

"Who wears denim bras anymore!?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 28, 2008
Examining the art on the cover of the SRII.

"...being more on fire is more important than..."
"Oh, moron is right!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Getting Hell Blasted in a motel room, then jumping out the window while on fire.

"No, not a whiskey elemental, a whiskey spirit."
Phil DeKoning
"What?"
"A whiskey spirit."
Phil DeKoning
"Nigel's too drunk to get it."
"Or Adam's too stupid."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 19, 2008
bad puns in shadowrun...

"What's a nail file?"
"You evern been in prison? It's like a shank."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 17, 2008
the language barrier - after all these years.


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