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Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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"I'm not going to say anything stupid."
October 22, 2004
Why she hadn't been quoted yet...

"That's an interesting name."
"Clacy? Like 'Lacey' with a 'C.'"
"Or, like 'Tracy'... without the 'T'... or the 'R'..."
January 5, 2005

"Hey! It's make Chris's heart hurt soup today!"
January 7, 2005
About the clam chowder being offered for lunch.

"My recommendation would be that you not rub anything."
January 19, 2005

"You could stand on the shoulders of great people."
"No, I'm scared of heights."
January 21, 2005
Talking about work.

"I don't like change."
"Is that why you always use credit cards?"
January 27, 2005
Why she chose the same table for lunch.

"...then I threw away the skin and the fat, all that good stuff..."
July 12, 2005
about the chicken soup she had made.

"I don't know what I was doing this weekend. I made all kinds of mistakes!"
December 12, 2005
The joys of working from home over the weekend...

"It's amazing, the things I have in my drawers."
November 18, 2005
Looking through her desk... What did you think?

"I wish I could jump into chairs..."
April 18, 2006
Talking with a co-worker who had her desk raised, and got an extending chair...

"I never suck, I only chew."
Sam Ortega
"What was that in reference to?"
"I don't know, sour balls, I think."
Elizabeth Olson
May 5, 2006
In reference to sour candy...

"I'm gonna use a product defect to my advantage."
June 2, 2006
Ya take work arounds where you can get them...

"That's easy. Just look it up on, but I think it's strstr('string','string needle','string haystack')."
"[blank stare]"
"Could you repeat that?"
October 10, 2006
It's much funnier if you understand the php base functions and read them outloud. - And, I was wrong, it was str_replace('mixed search','mixed replace','mixed subject').

"I haven't had any Dilbert-love today."
January 30, 2007

"Is there anything we can get rid of?"
"Well, Mitch..."
March 21, 2007

"So, it's all about you, is it?"
"Well... [pause] mostly... [pause] except the stabbing."
April 27, 2007
Fixing a chair.

"I think Internet Explorer will handle it differently. [pause] And it did. It made that little icky thing."
April 27, 2007
web design...

"Never [...] inhale [cough] your spit."
June 11, 2007
Words of wisdom...

"Oh, Tonia, what's the difference between CSS and style?"
"One Chris doesn't know, and the other Chris doesn't have."
April 14, 2008
reminiscing about former co-workers...

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