Your search returned 24 quotes out of the 1901 in the system.
"I'm gonna put that away... it seems you're easily distracted by boobs."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ November 21, 2002
about a copy of Maxim
"Eat Without Worry And Smite Your Foes! "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 8, 2006
Slogan for the Nonstick Martian Laser Necktie, a new product in The Big Idea
"Relaxing"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"Ah! And I already played Adolf Hitler!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 5, 2006
Apples To Apples again.
"I remember we cruised into Chinook looking for chicks.
After about five minutes I said, "Maybe this was ill advised..." "
After about five minutes I said, "Maybe this was ill advised..." "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 24, 2006
Ah, the life of a Havre playboy.
"What the hell, John. Good Lord, how long does it take a man to screw a pie? "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"(When John arrived about fifteen minutes later)
A man has to romance the pie first. "
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 21, 2006
A combined comment mixing the several reasons that John was late.
"You've got Moleman leading a force of Skrull warriors backing up the Enchantress while Green Goblin pumpkin bombs the shit out of the place and all Hulk can say is, "WHAT FUCK!?!?" "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 2, 2007
A lot of cards got played on one Marvel Heros encounter.
"OK, now I have a legendary mount. "
Roger Lemke
"Hah, I had a legendary mount last night. "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Yeah, that's the benefit of having a wife. "
Roger Lemke
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 23, 2007
They were actually just playing Runebound.
"Wow, Porn is worthless in this game!
That's the only time that statement will ever be made."
That's the only time that statement will ever be made."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 29, 2007
Yeah, we renamed the commodities in "Manila" as well.
"It's in the middle drawer in the bedroom where I keep the handcuffs."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 12, 2007
Well, whatever you're in to. We're all open minded.
"We found our new "Sports"."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"I didn't think they were that bad."
Phil DeKoning
"You're like the one jock of the group."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 27, 2007
Playing a game like Trivial Pursuit, but made up of logic puzzles.
"A Mongolian missionary!?!?"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Mall Wisdom ~~ August 8, 2007
Mall Security. The previous question was, 'Whose soliciting?'
"Nothin' says lovin' like a turd in the sink."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Mall Wisdom ~~ August 18, 2007
People promising to mess up a bathroom for their friend, who works as a Mall janitor.
"So Montabon is near, what would you tell an aspiring Recruit heading into the Army Intelligence Field?"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Claim you've turned gay and don't fucking do it. Blow the recruiter if absolutely necessary."
Unknown
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 3, 2007
Advice from an ex-soldier to a current soldier.
"Randy down at HobbyTown's being a retard and took all the chairs away and we're trying to game down here."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 14, 2007
Sums up reaction to the boss's recent changes very nicely.
"Buy this cardboard box for Mother Earth!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"What happens when I get into a head-on collision?"
Clint Ekern
"The good news is your body is biodegradable."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 15, 2007
Driving by the Main Street car lot with the Electric Cars.
"Oh, cool! When you get the fruit, more pellets spawn."
Gene Ehli
"(Rush Limbaugh voice)Oh, Pac-man is supporting the homosexual agenda; every time you score a fruit, something good happens."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 15, 2007
Playing Pac-Man Championship Edition.
"It's black dragonscale. It's good for whatever they're immune to."
Gene Ehli
"Acid"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"They can do all the acid they want."
John McCracken
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 15, 2007
"That's a big package!"
Gene Ehli
"Thanks."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"(Flustered)I meant the box."
Gene Ehli
"Oh yeah, that too."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ October 5, 2007
Be nice.
"Good thing Phil's not over here or we'd all be on the board tonight."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 5, 2008
Well, I was sitting nearby.
"F loans pay, but I don't have any. But, of course, I'm not getting any either, but that's a whole other story."
Phil DeKoning
"Back to the game, Phil, back to the game!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 19, 2008
Too much knowledge for a game of Jacob Marley, Esq.
"Oh, Master McCracken! You lost your hair in battle!
But you grew some nice boobs!"
But you grew some nice boobs!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 18, 2008
Kate, who had recently shaved her head as part of her Halloween costume, stands in for John in a game of Galaxy Trucker.
"Much like VISA, Jakob is, yet again, everywhere people needs to be."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 31, 2009
Strategy in Power Grid.
"Oh, Commando Skeletons would be awesome!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Aren't all skeletons commando by definition?"
John McCracken
"Oh, Jesus, John! That's brilliant and terrible in equal measure!"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 30, 2009
Combinations of race and ability in Small World.
"Yeah, Phil, you'll be on History Channel between Bigfoot: Weapons of World War II and Hitler: Wow, What A Mustache!""
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 30, 2009
A comment on the historical fact that Phil actually won a game.
