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"Being a hero is tiring."
T. Luke Renner
Young Dwagons - Feng Shui ~~ October 3, 2002

"What? Do you need "seduction?""
Jade/Naomi [T. Luke Renner]
"No, I need you to kill the halfling!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ November 14, 2002
a small nuisance on the road.

"Don't do that to me now, I'm in combat!"
Diana [T. Luke Renner]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ May 8, 2003

"As a free action, can I think?"
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ May 1, 2003

"I never realized Satan had such beady little eyes."
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 17, 2003
after being shot down by the GM.

"Watch out! Now Phil's gonna karma drain your pen!"
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 10, 2003
You just have to have gamed with Phil...

"We can hear you now. Not that it matters, we don't listen."
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 17, 2003
as the Fighter, Knight Errant, and Barbarian were charging into battle.

"I think the dragon with the milk maid was better than the ketchup."
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003

"Hey, if we want our own breath weapon, we can just grab the cow by the tail and swing it around a bit..."
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003
What?!?!?

"At least it's against you, Keith"
T. Luke Renner
"No, actually, it's against you, Luke."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ January 1, 2003
Retreating from Gargoyles who are shredding the party...

"If I'm specialized in long bow, do I have to be proficient with it?"
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 12, 2003
In Hackmaster, who knows?

"My God! It's after Martin!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
"Who's Martin? Oh, that's me!"
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003
Character names can be difficult.

"Does it help if I have customers?"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 26, 2003
trying to make a living...

"Well, can we still do the 'porking?'"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 16, 2003
Bad (very bad) handwriting on the map...

"If you're looking for your sanity, it got thrown out with the trash a long time ago... If you're looking for some Cheese Nips, we have none."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 13, 2003

"So when can we get paid?"
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"We don't want money, what we want is karma. Wait...I'm the rigger! We want money!"
QuickSilver [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 2, 2004
At least he's honest.

"How much Karma pool do you have left?"
"Three."
T. Luke Renner
"Ah, you're fine!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 2, 2004
Being targeted by a pop-up turret.

"They need a distraction."
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"Would this be a 'blow up the building across the street' or a 'seduce the secretary so she's not looking' distraction?"
QuickSilver [Johnathon Holroyd]
"Kinda both..."
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"So, blow up the secretary so she's not looking?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
The job Raven had just committed the group to...

"You can put a lot of Krispy Kreems in a truck."
QuickSilver [Johnathon Holroyd]
"You can put a lot of doughnuts in a cop!"
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 30, 2004
Setting up a Lone Star distraction.

"Were you making out with the fire extinguisher?"
"Yes."
T. Luke Renner
"Dude! Get a blow-up doll!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 4, 2004
Well, he was the one who pointed out the lip prints on the glass in front of the fire extinguisher next to my apartment door - and that they were at about the right height for him...

"I just get scowls when I try to pun."
"Yeah, but all of your puns are about nipples."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 16, 2004

"Yeah, that's when me and Ziggy go out the front door."
T. Luke Renner
"Giggy! Not Ziggy!"
Phil DeKoning
"[Keith snorts pop into his nose.] Cream soda hurts."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 18, 2004
Get the names right, then!

"You know, Elliot, there comes a time in every man's life when he starts to notice changes in his body..."
T. Luke Renner
"How would you know?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005

"Fresh Bread... It's the best smell to sell stuff."
T. Luke Renner
"As opposed to ferrits and dog shit, which is probably the worst."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
About how Quicksilver could use his tailored pheromones to improve his negotiation.

"We could create a snake mortar."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 24, 2005
How to use 250 garter snakes to create a diversion...

"It's going to be the strangest thing that ever happened to them. You're going to steal their car and take it home for them."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
Trying to steal a car to get into a gated community to do recon.

"Hey, ya wanna go in the bushes for old time's sake?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"Honey, I haven't had near enough to drink yet."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 15, 2005
Apparently it's easier to get lucky with the NPCs than with the PCs...

"The look on Phil's face... I don't know if it was from the pasta or finally exposing your character to someone new!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 1, 2005
Finally getting a new player...

"You know they'll have to shave your head for that."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"What? Why?!?"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"Where do you think they put synaptic accelerators? In your left breast?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 17, 2005
Characters going in for surgery...

"I'm protecting them!"
T. Luke Renner
"From What? Andres?"
"No! Phil's karma!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 14, 2005
Luke's teeny dice...

"You're Betty, right?"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"[Deep voice] Yes."
"Keith, do the femine voice!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 22, 2005
Trying to maintain the roleplaying illusion...

"Luke, you might want to be careful with those or they might fall in your soda. "
"Guess I'll be playing craps later."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 13, 2005
Regarding Luke's Tiny Dice

"Hey, Matt, it's Jenny... No, wait, it's not Jenny. It's Michelle. "
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"[to Keith] I'm playing Jenny transfering my call to Michelle."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 17, 2005
Well, character aliases are tough!

"If you want to get the full effect, make sure you belch."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Tips for drinking 7-Up Plus. ( We don't recommend it. )

"OK, Elliot, hurry up. There are people starving here."
"Subtle."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Elliot's Pizza Database takes a while to load up.

"Did you get that comedy CD burned?"
T. Luke Renner
"He didn't bring them. He said that while you were looking at shiny things."
Phil DeKoning
"No, he didn't."
T. Luke Renner
"Yes, he did. "
Everyone
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 16, 2006
I like shiny things too, but sometimes you need to focus.

"It'll take time to fix, the carburetor's shot. "
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"No, Rainbow's van is shot! "
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
Hyperbole vs Reality. Michelle's car was in the shop, Rainbow's van had been hit with autocannon fire.

"Don't ask how big his subpoena is."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 20, 2006
um... right.

"And we didn't even have to use a computer to do that..."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 4, 2006
Ordering food.

"Alright, I do what every good girl would do in this situation: I scream and point! "
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 8, 2006
The proper way to react to scary-looking gunmen in the airport.

"A purple skinned monster shows up."
"Oh! Jesus Christ!"
Persephone [T. Luke Renner]
"No, just Ugly."
One of the characters, Ugly, was a purple skinned monster.

"Help! Help! I'm stuck in a chest!"
Persephone [T. Luke Renner]
She had just teleported herself inside of a chest... Where no one could hear her...

"I apologize."
T. Luke Renner
"No you don't."
Phil DeKoning
"I know."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 14, 2006
For making bad puns.

"God bless strippers when their diaphragms start contracting. "
T. Luke Renner
"No, then they tend to get pregnant. "
Phil DeKoning
"Andres, you're really lucky you don't speak English very well right now."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 26, 2006
Recounting the key events of the previous week.

"Let's give 'em hell! "
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"That's kind of ironic... "
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 26, 2006
Before storming a religious cult meeting.

"I didn't think they'd be shooting at the florists! "
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"We're FTD! "
T. Luke Renner
"Jesus H Christ! We're here for you!"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 26, 2006
Coming under heavy fire while trying to sneak in under the cover of delivering flowers.

"God bless Bananarama!"
T. Luke Renner
"That phrase has never been uttered before."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 7, 2006
Things that come up for no reason...

"That's why I'm sharing a room with Nova. That way, when someone says I'll go peek, I know it's safe"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 1, 2007
Sharing hotel rooms...

"I didn't notice anything unusual when I went to the bathroom earlier?"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 1, 2007
Establishing which room the cargo had been hidden in...

"There was a possibility that could have been funnier. "
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
A line that describes most of this list.

"I've got Etiquette: Clubs. "
Johnathon Holroyd
"Yeah, you gotta know when it's appropriate to sanitize the pole."
Phil DeKoning
"With a carefully placed Wet-One, you can do it through the whole routine."
T. Luke Renner
"(snorts cake into nose)"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 11, 2007
Trying to act appropriately in a French restaurant.

"OK, Sama, we think there's an AI in here."
"But it could just be porn."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 30, 2007
The contents of a laptop exposed to an unprotected wireless network where a rogue AI was suspected to reside.

"So, what happened after I left?"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"We got Italian food and strippers."
Timmy [James "Jeffy" Talbott]
"[Spends about two minutes trying not to spray Diet Coke out of his nose while laughing.]"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 31, 2006
Humor from (simulated) real life.

"God, he's good! He's like our own little Broadway show!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
Andres skill at impersonating and modifying the Muppets sketch Mahna Mahna.

"You can take BOD points of overflow damage and still be resurectable. "
"So crucifixion is a base deadly?"
Phil DeKoning
"Huh?"
T. Luke Renner
"Well, you're still resurectable."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
The combination of Shadowrun and Catholic humor.

"That's not Yiddish, it sounds more like yak wrangler."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
Figuring out which translation chapter to use from the 1960's vintage dictionary.

"Is that clean?"
Nigel [Adam Munson]
"No, my alias is a convicted felon."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
About Giggy's ID, after a border guard had just walked off with it.

"Can I write a note and put it on my chest that reads: Please deliver to Pakistan?"
T. Luke Renner
"No. You're on fire."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
After the hellblast while trying to cross the India-Pakistan border.

"I may have just mugged a transporter for the Yakuza."
"Why?"
T. Luke Renner
"Because it was shiny."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Still trying to figure out the elf's motivations.

"I've got a clipboard, I've got a pen, I've got termites in my pocket..."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"We're ready to party!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Preparing to prepare to sneak into a campus building in the middle of the night.

"We don't want beams sticking out of our penis."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Removing the scaffolding from the sculpture.

"For God's sake, Keith, you sound like a deaf mute having sex!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Keith trying not to spray soda out of his nose while laughing.

"I don't think I signed up for these kinds of conversations!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 14, 2008
Listening to talk of frying bacon naked and oral sex with someone who has seizures.

"Hey, Giggy! I just mentally mugged that guy!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 19, 2008
Referencing previous missteps on the part of the party's mage - as he was mind-linked with the Ares security mage who was trying to gather information.

"It's the last one, we have to make it good. There has to be a fart joke, there has to be a shit joke, there has to be a sex joke."
T. Luke Renner
"But does there have to be a fart-shit-sex joke?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 17, 2008
The final day of a long campaign...


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