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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"If I hadn't been a flaming coward, I could have been really hurt!"
Wayne Stone
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ February 14, 2002

"You're one of those fragile boys, aren't you?"
Wayne Stone
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
after Phil comments that he's losing sanity points

"Ya know, Phil, It's hard to believe that you have so little to do on Saturday nights that you can come here."
Wayne Stone
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
Comment on Phil's charisma

"Don't second guess a man whose ass is hanging in the wind."
Wayne Stone
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
On getting shot

"You know, the street's clear if you want to run."
Smith [Wayne Stone]
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
Comment to Hawk regarding an earlier fight where Hawk ran like a little girl...

"It's magic!"
Wayne Stone
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
Allusions to a certain body part

"He was going to swallow his tongue? Hawk tells me he never swallows."
Smith [Wayne Stone]
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Summer 1997
again, going further than is necessicary

"Being a Borg means never having to be saddle sore."
Johnny Helfire [Wayne Stone]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
after 1st day's cattle drive

"My coat's open and my tool's hanging out."
Eric Beckman
"Well, you know, you were just at the whorehouse."
Wayne Stone
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
Eric lets something slip

"She's a Dwarf. You know what kind of armor that implies."
Wayne Stone
"Ribbed."
Charlie Delimata
The Bagpipe Campaign - AD&D ~~ Spring 1998
Charlie, again, reveals more than we wanted to know

"You're not helping."
Wayne Stone
"You say that a lot."
Jay Rost
"I have so many opportunities."
Wayne Stone
The Bagpipe Campaign - AD&D ~~ Spring 1998
Wayne laments others pointing out GM mistakes that help the party

"I strike my Sunrod."
Wayne Stone
"Well, if that's what you're calling it now..."
Jay Rost
"I'm going to strike your sunrod here in a minute."
Wayne Stone
The Bagpipe Campaign - AD&D ~~ Spring 1998
Wiseass-ism rears its head again

"It'll take a double movement to get in there."
Eric Beckman
"I just had a double movement."
Wayne Stone
The Bagpipe Campaign - AD&D ~~ Spring 1998
Why the hell do I try to write this stuff down?

"You pull the cloth off & there's a nice pristine organ there."
Eric Beckman
"I've got a nice pristine organ."
Wayne Stone
"Yeah, that's never been used."
Charlie Delimata
"You motherless piece of s%@t, don't you dare!"
Wayne Stone
The Bagpipe Campaign - AD&D ~~ Spring 1998
Wayne see's Phil writing - The dangers of being the chronicler...

"You feel like ripping your shirt off, and you do."
Eric Beckman
"You don't often see that kind of behavior in a Librarian."
Wayne Stone
The TORGshank Redemption ~~ Summer 2002
The dangers of being non-possiblity rated

"I'm sorry I didn't die spectacularly enough for you guys."
Wayne Stone
"Well, do better next time."
Phil DeKoning
The TORGshank Redemption ~~ Summer 2002
The tables turn

"I took an automobile piloting skill, did anyone else?"
Wayne Stone
"I did."
Phil DeKoning
"You know what, Phil? Your character doesn't get to drive."
Wayne Stone
Nightbane ~~ Spring 1998
Remembering past bad experiences

"OK. I need to drink my pint of blood. I'll make a mental note of him for future reference."
Wayne Stone
Nightbane ~~ Spring 1998
Sensing someone Evil

"Oh God!! Phil's character's going to try and drive again."
Wayne Stone
Nightbane ~~ Spring 1998
Flippy goes to steal a tank. (He wrecked it.)

"OK. I don't know if I would touch it any further."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
"That's what your wife said last night."
Wayne Stone
"That's O.K. because she decided she should."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
Nightbane ~~ Spring 1998
Opening an over-carbonated Mountain Dew

"You know what, Phil? This [The extended fist] just isn't working anymore. I think we're just going to have to beat the crap out of you."
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
The controls are failing

"Sorry Guys."
Wayne Stone
"Oh, no problem, somebody has to be Kevin Bacon."
Eric Beckman
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
After several people walk up and talk to Wayne for no good reason

"I've got a bonus of +4, a +2 flank bonus and I STILL can't hit!"
Wayne Stone
"Welcome to my hell."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Problems with dice rolling

"Is that a 2 handed club or a one handed?"
Wayne Stone
"Depends on if you're turning the page or not."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Maybe a little explanation is needed for this one

"You can't say it's beneath his notice. He was digging through mud for a silver coin!"
Gerald Boice
"You're not helping!"
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Seeing Scott's character eyeing some gems

"Well, we should be back in a few days, either way."
Wayne Stone
"Maybe not alive, but we'll be back."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Considering a trip to the city of the damned

"Who is thine Father?!?"
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Fantasy smack

"Maybe you can make a Natch-20, too."
Eric Beckman
"I did!"
Wayne Stone
"Oh, this doesn't bode well for later."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
burning all the good rolls early

"In only about 10 minutes you've mounted the wall..."
Eric Beckman
"And boy are we sore!"
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Climbing in the City of the Damned

"I won't kill you, but this is really gonna hurt!"
Wayne Stone
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
to security guard

"It's not the most pleasant 3 seconds you've ever spent..."
Eric Beckman
"No, that'd be last night."
Wayne Stone
"3 girls, 3 seconds. That's about right."
Charlie Delimata
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
Discussion of Scott the Hutt's amourous adventures

"Checking for Astral-Vodka"
Wayne Stone
South African Shadowrun ~~ Summer 1999
Dealing with untrustworthy watchers (is there any other kind?)

"Dude, if there's anything there, I can tell if their fly's down."
Wayne Stone
South African Shadowrun ~~ Summer 1999
Following a 29 on a perception roll

"Well... wall's real..."
Wayne Stone
AD&D - Wonderful World of Were's campaign ~~ Fall 1999
Comments on Phil's rolling a 1 while his character ran around trying to run into a Displacer Beast

"Maybe our Captain has a dashing streak and we don't know it."
Wayne Stone
"Yeah...dashing our hopes."
Charlie Delimata
7th Sea ~~ Spring 2001
The slime trail tries to rescue a maiden in distress.

"I never assume the position near Sweet Juan."
Wayne Stone
7th Sea ~~ Spring 2001
Good idea

"You're a mailbox."
Wayne Stone
"I'm looking for a female box."
Charlie Delimata
TOON ~~ Spring 2001
Aren't we all?

"We've got work to do and we don't need everybody and his Magyar showing up."
Wayne Stone
Hungarian Cthulhu ~~ Summer 2000
Fun with dialects

"If there's something ugly and evil around here, it's not Phil."
Eric Beckman
"If there's something ugly and evil around here it IS Phil."
Charlie Delimata
"But at least he keeps it to himself."
Wayne Stone
Hungarian Cthulhu ~~ Summer 2000
Don't eat Broccoli before roleplaying.

"When you hit him, he gets really pissed."
John
"I ain't exactly dancing the Macarena myself at this point."
Wayne Stone
Boozer's Loozers ~~ Summer 2000
Arena combat

"Get everything out of him he intended to give, did you?"
Wayne Stone
"Yeah, every last ounce."
Gerald Boice
Rocky Mountain Mountin' ~~ Summer 2000
Pigtails used her prior work experience to interrogate a scientist

"I buy my Whoop-Ass in 55 gallon drums."
Wayne Stone
"Yeah, that's why you leave it home all the time."
Phil DeKoning
Things To Do In Greyhawk When You're Undead ~~ Spring 2000
Swish!

"Is there anything in these woods we should worry about?"
Wayne Stone
"Yes, this bad dice roll."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
Things To Do In Greyhawk When You're Undead ~~ Spring 2000
Sometimes the monsters aren't the worst enemy.

"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!"
Wayne Stone
"[singing] M. C. A.!!"
Charlie Delimata
Things To Do In Greyhawk When You're Undead ~~ Spring 2000
Well, at least it was funny at the time.

"The hell with this. I need some Intelligence."
Shamus [Wayne Stone]
Seattle Shadowrun ~~ Fall 2001
We think Wayne ment recon.

"Is that a good gurgling sound or a bad gurgling sound?"
Wayne Stone
Seattle Shadowrun ~~ Fall 2001
Trying to put a positive spin on an NPC in trouble in the bushes.

"Now from what you guys have told me, the one orc told... Oh, I've forgotten his name already!"
Wayne Stone
Seattle Shadowrun ~~ Fall 2001
A character's dead 20 minutes, he fades from his player's memory.

"Some Honorary Mystery Man. You're losing you decoder ring for this one, pal."
Wayne Stone
The TORGshank Redemption ~~ Fall 2002
Listening to Niar, as Michigan was buried alive


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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

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