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Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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"He's got an armor class 6 points lower than me and he gets hit at least three times as often!"
Roger Nummerdor
"Yeah, it's called 'Getting into combat.'"
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002

"Air compressors are wonderful things."
Roger Nummerdor
"It wasn't with an air compressor."
Phil DeKoning
"It's better than putting your mouth on a goat!"
Roger Nummerdor
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002
Abouts methods for skinning goats...

"You know what they'll call the sequel?... AD&D 2nd Edition."
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002
About the Dungeons and Dragons movie.

"I'm only at -40 hit points, I can come back!"
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ February 14, 2002

"I had an upper respiratory infection a couple of years ago. That's the worst hacking crit I ever had."
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
critical hit tables...

"If it's gonna save my ass, you're gonna do your math right, buddy!"
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
Did Whisper hit an A.C. -2 or a -3...

"...Except for the fact that he's not breathing."
"That's not a wound."
Roger Nummerdor
"It's a feature!"
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 25, 2002
about the dead bard...

"We need answers. Does anyone have Interrogation?"
Lloyd Revious
"I've got Propaganda."
Phil DeKoning
"Oh good, we can write a song!
(singing)
'You want to tell us!
You want to tell us!'
"
Lloyd Revious
Forest Dreamers ~~ Fall 1993

"I don't know...
I don't know...
I don't know..."
Lloyd Revious
"Will you marry me?"
Phil DeKoning
"NO!!"
Lloyd Revious
Forest Dreamers ~~ Fall 1993
Lloyd becomes confident that there is no question that can't be answered by that one generic phrase as people try to make him change his answer. 'Til Phil came along... Maybe revulsion has it's purposes.

"Oh great Durin, master of the forge..."
Jay Rost
"Isn't that your name?"
Phil DeKoning
Lizardman Campaign ~~ Spring 1994
Comments on prayers

"Are you trying to bribe a city official?"
Judge (NPC) [Eric Beckman]
"Well...yes?"
Scarface [Phil DeKoning]
Lizardman Campaign ~~ Spring 1994
Scarface and judge, as judge adds a charge of bribing public officials to Scarface's indictment. Scarface was trying to bribe with $50.

"Let's get out of this god-forsaken wilderness"
Scarface [Phil DeKoning]
Lizardman Campaign ~~ Spring 1994
Scarface, forgetting he's a Druid

"I throw a bag of chalk powder in the air."
Phil DeKoning
"You have chalk powder?!"
Eric Beckman
"Yeah, right here."
Phil DeKoning
Lizardman Campaign ~~ Spring 1994
Showing Eric his two page, complete list of Scarface's items... in a broken-in house

"A man with a thousand tales doesn't need endurance."
Kharix [Phil DeKoning]
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
Phil, downplaying Kharix's low endurance score

"I'm going to taste the door [to see what kind of metal it's made out of]."
Kharix [Phil DeKoning]
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
How to lick a lightning glyph.

"Phil, you truly are a sick and twisted individual."
"It's an honor to know you!"
Phil DeKoning
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
The many facets of the chronicler

"You see three of the village people coming toward you."
Eric Beckman
"If they start singing 'YMCA,' I'm leaving."
Phil DeKoning
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
Eric describing a situation, Ravenloft.

"You feel the Bloodmoon beginning to rise."
Eric Beckman
"[singing]
I feel a Bloodmoon a-risin'..."
Phil DeKoning
"[also singing]
I feel trouble on the way..."
Aaron Benner
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
Eric describing a scene, Phil, Keith, and Aaron dancing in their chairs

"Ben is the Kevin Bacon of Greyhawk!"
Phil DeKoning
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995

"What sort of armor does a Yoga skill of 6 give me?"
Shaun Neece
"NONE!"
Phil DeKoning
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
on spiritual armor

"How would you like an extremely valuable statue?"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
"Of which one of us?"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
on a swamp statue, in Basilisk territory

"I play my 'Dramatic Speech' card."
Phil DeKoning
"OK. Give your speech."
Eric Beckman
"We must avenge the dead southern boy!
Kill the enemy!!
Destroy them!! Die! Die!! Die!!! "
Phil DeKoning
"That wasn't a speech! That was the ravings of a madman!"
Joshua Wendt
Redneck TORG ~~ Summer 1995
Conversation in TORG

"Bring on the Royal Heffiers!"
Matador [Phil DeKoning]
"No, Phil, we are not role-playing you screwing cattle."
Eric Beckman
TORG Superheros ~~ Fall 1995
Matador dealing with the natives in India.

"Why am I charging into combat?! I'm the MAGE!!"
Hamish [Phil DeKoning]
The Sheep Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
as Hamish is being speared like a fish

"If we can't win this battle, we'll win the next one! We'll outbreed them!"
Hamish [Phil DeKoning]
The Sheep Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
commenting on the second groin hit of the night

"How about Nature Attunement: Animal Relations?"
Roger Lemke
"No, that would be, 'As winter falls, the herd moves back into the high mountain pastures..[Soundtrack swells].'"
Phil DeKoning
The Sheep Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
Comments on Josh's attempt to Min-Max a roll

"I've got money to spend."
Mike Resner
"Buy a donkey?"
Phil DeKoning
"You mean a 'piece of ass?'"
Mike Resner
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Mike, being a smart-ass

"Make a WIS roll."
Eric Beckman
"Why? Do I have to go?"
Phil DeKoning
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Phil being a wise-ass

"You could strum my lute, but I don't think that'd do very much."
Phil DeKoning
"I don't think you should be strumming anybody's lute."
Eric Beckman
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Eric being evil

"There's going to be a lot of Grunts in this universe."
Eric Beckman
"That's because we don't get enough fiber!"
Phil DeKoning
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
Mis- and re-interpretation

"GM says, 'Every time Josh makes a roll, a character gets his wings.'"
Phil DeKoning
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
on Josh casting flight on the entire party

"Oh shit, we're up to Devon on the front line"
Shaun Neece
"Well, they [the NPCs] are probably thinking, 'Oh shit, we're up to Oo-Tog on the front line.'"
Phil DeKoning
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Fighting troglydytes in a sewer

"Who's in the cell with me?"
Olin [Phil DeKoning]
"No one. That's why it's called..."
Eric Beckman
"SOLITARY."
Everyone
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Phil opens mouth, inserts foot

"We all spend a Joss point."
Phil DeKoning
"Why?"
Eric Beckman
"To make sure the pizza gets here in 30 minutes or less"
Everyone
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
Sadly, Joss doesn't apply to all situations

"Eric, what did you have for lunch on Tuesday?"
Phil DeKoning
"I ha..."
Eric Beckman
"Eric had a cheeseburger and fries."
Joshua Wendt
Mythus ~~ Spring 1995
Puppeting: V (1) The act of answering a question asked of another person.

"Eric, what is the modifier for the range?"
Phil DeKoning
"P..."
Eric Beckman
"Plus 2"
Joshua Wendt
Mythus ~~ Spring 1995
(Phil and Eric raise their hands, Phil in marionette mode, Eric in sock puppet mode... Josh slinks down in chair with look of dejection, suitably mocked.)
Puppeting: V. (2): Raising one's hand and making either a talking motion like articulating a sock puppet or wiggling the fingers as if working a marionette. Often used to mock someone who has engaged in puppeting as described in definition one.

"If he keeps this up, he could get a good contact out of this."
Eric Beckman
"If he keeps it up, he could get some REAL good contact out of this."
Phil DeKoning
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
Phil's allusion to Hawk's hot female reporter contact

"Oh, I've seen this before! I know how to handle this!"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"Let's go down the hall and hide."
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
"Let's see... we just do this... and this... and... Oh shit."
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
Mythus ~~ Spring 1996
in the sewers 'defusing' an 'easy' rune. Varnis and the party hid down the passage
Maxim needs to roll anything but an 00 to defuse a Rune... Guess what he rolled

"And you wanted to steal that statue!!"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
"But now it's stealing us!"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
Mythus ~~ Spring 1996
being taken by Bloob-De-Bloop into a cave

"What's going on?"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
"We're slaying evil!"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"Or at least getting it wet!"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
as Theodin, Maxim, and Ben form a "Holy Helmet Brigade" to douse an evil thingie with holy water

"What a horrible, perverted song designed to lure me in, I just realized!"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
Mythus ~~ Spring 1996
after Theodin casts a spell to make Varnis realize that the music he is hearing is a horrible perverted song designed to lure him in...

"Do I have to kill Maxim?"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
"The snake was absorbed by Theodin!!"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"So, Can I kill Maxim?"
Varnis [Phil DeKoning]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
Varnis and Maxim talking when a snake thing wraps itself around Theodin's arm & neck & being absorbed by him...

"The time for talk is over."
Hippolytus [Phil DeKoning]
Hercules & Xena Rolepalying Game ~~ Spring 1996
Confronting about 10 cultists of Ares, Minutes later, a centaur was beaten like a $2 mule.

"Damn it, we're the heros of this campaign, anything less than the biggest ship is an insult!"
Hadriano [Phil DeKoning]
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
to inspire his crew, capturing the ship that would become the Original Sin

"He appears to be a humanoid weasel."
Charlie Delimata
"Josh?!?"
Phil DeKoning
"OK, the nose is similar..."
Charlie Delimata
Scraypers ~~ Spring 1997
describing NPC's

"That's what happens when you go into a bar, you come out shitfaced."
Phil DeKoning
Rifts New West ~~ Spring 1997
After Johnny Helfire goes through a window and into a pile o' shit

"Shit, this is easy!"
Sparky [Phil DeKoning]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
An inappropriate tag line, usually followed by booms, crashes, gunfights, or malfunctioning machinery.

"Do you have any trade goods?"
Gate Scribe at the Little Keep [Quint Ringsak]
"Do you have a warehouse?"
Wallen [Phil DeKoning]
"No."
Gate Scribe at the Little Keep [Quint Ringsak]
"Then no."
Wallen [Phil DeKoning]
"What if I had said 'Yes?'"
Gate Scribe at the Little Keep [Quint Ringsak]
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 22, 2002
Entering the Keep

"Gore can be washed off; just ask Tipper."
Phil DeKoning
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ October 24, 2002

"I'm sorry I didn't die spectacularly enough for you guys."
Wayne Stone
"Well, do better next time."
Phil DeKoning
The TORGshank Redemption ~~ Summer 2002
The tables turn

"I took an automobile piloting skill, did anyone else?"
Wayne Stone
"I did."
Phil DeKoning
"You know what, Phil? Your character doesn't get to drive."
Wayne Stone
Nightbane ~~ Spring 1998
Remembering past bad experiences

"It's kind of like the Brady Bunch except we've got more tusks."
Phil DeKoning
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Everybody playing Half-human classes, maybe a common parent?

"Can I make a listen roll to see if they've fired?"
Phil DeKoning
"Make a perception roll."
Eric Beckman
"17"
Phil DeKoning
"You hear nothing."
Eric Beckman
"They're using silenced weapons over there! Let's go!"
Phil DeKoning
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
Nice try

"There's what...six of us now?"
Daiku [Phil DeKoning]
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
finding out how many rooms to rent, after Deadeye turned himself in

"What would sex be, Body or Willpower?"
Phil DeKoning
"In your case, it'd probably be Quickness."
Jay Rost
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
*Sigh* It sucks to have to write this stuff sometimes.

"Would a 13 hit?"
Phil DeKoning
"No."
Charlie Delimata
"How about a 15?"
Phil DeKoning
"No."
Charlie Delimata
"What about a 17?"
Eric Beckman
"That'll hit, roll damage."
Charlie Delimata
"Nah, we were just asking."
Phil DeKoning
"Twerps."
Charlie Delimata
AD&D - Wonderful World of Were's campaign ~~ Fall 1999
Brilliantly finding the A.C. of the target.

"I was going to make some stew for him."
Renee [Phil DeKoning]
"Well, I've got plenty of wood!"
Stephen [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
7th Sea ~~ Spring 2001
After Renee tries to jump Marko's (Gerald's) bones and Stephan watched

"Well, Rio giveth, and Rio taketh away."
Phil DeKoning
Boozer's Loozers ~~ Summer 2000
Rio's character hits Wayne's character, doing 3 points of damage that he healed earlier

"I buy my Whoop-Ass in 55 gallon drums."
Wayne Stone
"Yeah, that's why you leave it home all the time."
Phil DeKoning
Things To Do In Greyhawk When You're Undead ~~ Spring 2000
Swish!

"So, does anyone speak Kobold?"
Phil DeKoning
Things To Do In Greyhawk When You're Undead ~~ Spring 2000
Forgetting the species of Eric's Character.

"Uh-oh. Max iniative. I'm using all my 6's now. This doesn't bode well for later."
Phil DeKoning
"Yes, it does. Shut up."
Bliane Nickerson
Seattle Shadowrun ~~ Fall 2001
Don't jinx it.

"The room is sparsly furnished..."
"The hell with the architecture, what's here to kill?!"
Ox [Phil DeKoning]
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ Spring 2002
Determining what's important

"Instead of Takao, I'm Tatoo."
Phil DeKoning
Son of Swamp Romp ~~ Spring 2002
(accompanied by groans from Eric...) Noteing the effect of being shrunk during a previous trap.

"You find a coin purse. The sword also radiates."
Gerald Boice
"Isn't that a Hemingway novel?"
Phil DeKoning
Son of Swamp Romp ~~ Spring 2002
Looting a dead half-Ogre using detect magic.

"The sewers, why does it always have to be the sewers?"
Phil DeKoning
"Because that's where the shit likes to go."
Gerald Boice
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Spring 2003
Locating the head evil undead.

"You can't die!
Don't you see?
Cause then he'll come
After me!"
Phil DeKoning
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Spring 2003
Not exactly a morale boosting chant

"Bliane, don't forget, if they ask, you're gay."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
"[a few seconds later...]
Bliane, don't forget, if they ask, you're gay."
Phil DeKoning
Spring 2003
Being interviewed for a gaming documentary.

"...which makes mating a real trick."
Roger Nummerdor
"Yeah, you've got someone here who's pumping away, and someone six feet over this way trying to go to sleep."
Phil DeKoning
April 17, 2003
I have no idea....

"You look good with that spleen in your hair."
Ox [Phil DeKoning]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 3, 2003
to Biko after some rather gruesome combat.

"Just to interrupt..."
Phil DeKoning
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
as he was interrupting...

"I'd recommend a withdrawl, but I think we're winning..."
Ox [Phil DeKoning]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003

"This brings us to a strange scenario... for the next few weeks, when we're asleep, we'll have to rest."
Ox [Phil DeKoning]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003
figuring out how to deal with the damage that was dealt out in the dream world differently than that which was dealt out in the real world...

"Oh... Please stop dancing."
Phil DeKoning
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003

"Do you want to carry over?"
"Can I carry over to Max?"
Phil DeKoning
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003
where will the damage do the most good... or the least harm...

"We are temporarily experiencing magical effects. Do not attempt to adjust your hit points..."
Phil DeKoning
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003

"Watch out, this guy's got bad breath."
Ox [Phil DeKoning]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003
it was some kind of nasty undead with a nasty breath attack...

"In a system with 'bad stuff' there has to be 'good stuff' too..."
"Not in Call of Cthulhu."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 7, 2003
About the merits of various gaming systems...

"We try to distribute everything fairly."
Eric Beckman
"I have the passenger, you have the cred stick, and he has the cops..."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 7, 2003
Giving everyone their fair share. (From each according to his abilities, to each according to their needs?)

"We've got a portal to the dark forces, and instead of trying to destroy it, we're using it to rob Fuchi."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 16, 2003
When the ghouls kept coming out from under the beat-up van, and the group was contemplating not eradicating them, but putting them to profitable use...

"Use the forks, Luke."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 13, 2003
Forks in hand.

"How well do you know the vehicle?"
"Carnally."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 13, 2003
That had been established a few sessions back...

"So, Phil, you'd have to Resist a 38DD."
"I can't."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 13, 2003
Damage code from having a building dropped on you, not better things.

"When last we met our intrepid heroes, ..."
"They left and we showed up."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 4, 2004
Getting back into the swing of things after a few weeks off...

"Something's wrong!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"Something's wrong with this whole damn trip!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
Those who are magically active got a bad feeling as the mana storm got nearer.

"So what's the atmosphere like?"
Anthony LaMonaca
"Oxygen, Nitrogen, a little CO2..."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 15, 2004
Clarifying the description of the Bar...

"Another thing I was able to clear up. with a little help from Johnathon..."
"Gonorrhea?"
Phil DeKoning
June 10, 2004
Actually, I don't remember what it was...

"I need to see... Well, I guess I don't need to see your driver's license since you're manifestly not driving, but I do need to know the names of those in the vehicle, as well as your destination... And what the hell happened to the left side of this car..."
Australian Highway Cop (NPC) [Keith Seyffarth]
"Batchelor party."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 24, 2004
As the officer first noticed that Giggy was not a rigger, and that the vehicle did not have manual controls, then realized that the passenger side of the vehicle was seriously ravaged (by a the side effects of a mana storm, though the cop never found that out...).

"We should commandeer the ship."
"And do what? Run around the ocean doing freelance oceanographic research?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 5, 2004
How to get the target research scientist off of the Mitsuhama oceanographic research vessle. Not exactly Blackbeard.

"Were you making out with the fire extinguisher?"
"Yes."
T. Luke Renner
"Dude! Get a blow-up doll!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 4, 2004
Well, he was the one who pointed out the lip prints on the glass in front of the fire extinguisher next to my apartment door - and that they were at about the right height for him...

"Yeah, that's when me and Ziggy go out the front door."
T. Luke Renner
"Giggy! Not Ziggy!"
Phil DeKoning
"[Keith snorts pop into his nose.] Cream soda hurts."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 18, 2004
Get the names right, then!

"I killed him once, I can kill him again."
"That's true."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 2, 2004
Unfortunatly they keep coming back.

"That's not grape, That's peat moss!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005
About the smell of Mountain Dew Pitch Black.

"Sorry 'bout the chili, dude..."
"My God, man, don't fart! You're fighting a fire elemental!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005
About the effects of the current environment on Giggy's bloodhound nose phys-ad ability - and what whom had been eating that day...

"... You know, where trolls get their underthings..."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"...and dildos..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
Figuring out where to shop for lingerie for a woman with atypical proportions.

"We've got three drawers to fill: plain, romantic, and what the hell??"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
About the differences in the style of the underwear purchased.

"Apparently, it had been fitted to a lawnmower engine."
Phil DeKoning
"OK, who let the rigger have the dildo?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
Sex toys getting dangerous.

"What is my new roommate's name?"
Phil DeKoning
"Ming Shei."
"[looks at character sheet]... Other gear..."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
About the former Triad prostitute who the group had rescued, who was now staying at Giggy's place...

"Keith, Did you hear the one you missed?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
About Phil's random movie generator.

"Let's just Chuck Yeager this thing."
"You don't Chuck Yeager a C-5!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
Outrunning missiles in a cargo plane.

"I suppose we could light her on fire..."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 24, 2005
Other ways to get past the secretary...

"No, we probably should have brought guns."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 24, 2005
The things you think of once you encounter the bad guys.

"Dude, babes don't like to be called 'chicks.'"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"I think you should throw a 'you sexist bastard' into that for good measure."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 24, 2005
Useless banter...

"What was your perception roll?"
"4, 4, 4, 3"
"But the extra 4's stage that up from mod perception to serious."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
If only it worked that way.

"I walk around saying 'Hi,' to everyone on board."
Phil DeKoning
"I walk around saying 'yes,' to everyone on board."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 14, 2005
How much Japanese their characters knew...

"I could buy thirty-three skills at one die each."
Phil DeKoning
"That's enough to order beer in thrity-three languages."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 28, 2005
Spending Karma.

"Well, like last time, they went into the freezer a short while after coming out of the oven, so, once they thaw out, they should still be warm. "
Phil DeKoning
August 23, 2005
about his cookies...

"Hey, ya wanna go in the bushes for old time's sake?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"Honey, I haven't had near enough to drink yet."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 15, 2005
Apparently it's easier to get lucky with the NPCs than with the PCs...

"You know they'll have to shave your head for that."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"What? Why?!?"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"Where do you think they put synaptic accelerators? In your left breast?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 17, 2005
Characters going in for surgery...

"My God! We're getting worse!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 8, 2005
Getting the session further derailed than usual.

"I got Johnny up to grade 4."
"What kind of porn were you looking at?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 8, 2005
Talking about an old mage character - not exactly what I meant.

"What would be the powers of a sheep shaman?"
Phil DeKoning
"I don't know, but it would be baaaaaaaaad."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 8, 2005
[Sigh] That's our humor, though.

"Can you even look at that successfully?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Looking at my new dice bag in the light after Jeffy got his eyes dilated for an eye exam...

"If Timmy gets arrested and we have to complete this run on our own..."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"That wouldn't be so bad."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Inner-party conflict... Isn't it great?

"Using thermographic vision, is there more warmth in her shorts then there should be?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Timmy was talking to a girl in a bar, Phil had his doubts.

"I want 64-bit encryption put on this. I don't want my pizza preferences spread all over the internet!"
Phil DeKoning
"Uh, no. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
The Pizza Database

"The rigger doesn't have Drive!?!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Well, he's got a good control pool.

"In the end, it all comes down to me."
"It all comes down to the end of the Rainbow. "
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
When Fast-Talk rolls go bad.

"You had to blow your Jester to do it."
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"But I'm O.K. with that."
Kate Trippe
"As long as you remember to call him in the morning."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 30, 2007
Discussing Dalmuti strategy.

"Did you get that comedy CD burned?"
T. Luke Renner
"He didn't bring them. He said that while you were looking at shiny things."
Phil DeKoning
"No, he didn't."
T. Luke Renner
"Yes, he did. "
Everyone
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 16, 2006
I like shiny things too, but sometimes you need to focus.

"Can we be more pathetic?"
Phil DeKoning
"Yes!"
Everyone
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 19, 2006
Well, it's good that we confirmed it.

"I'll believe it's over when our karma pools refresh."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
ShadowRun combat...

"It'll take time to fix, the carburetor's shot. "
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"No, Rainbow's van is shot! "
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
Hyperbole vs Reality. Michelle's car was in the shop, Rainbow's van had been hit with autocannon fire.

"There are no atheists in U-Hauls."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
Going into battle in a convoy of U-Haul trucks.

"Ming is not my girlfriend. She's my domineering roommate under 'other gear.'"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 20, 2006
Clarifying ... again.

"No battle plans should ever contain the word 'hopefully.'"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 18, 2006

"What plan? We just sort of half-assed..."
Phil DeKoning
"But it's working... and we don't even have our guns."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 8, 2006
Typical for this group - at least the half-assed part.

"Is everything under control?"
"No, but I think it's as good as it's gonna get."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 8, 2006
As usual.

"I didn't bring a carry-on. All I got is a toilet."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ July 6, 2006
the return flight for espionage required a cover sotry, I guess.

"I apologize."
T. Luke Renner
"No you don't."
Phil DeKoning
"I know."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 14, 2006
For making bad puns.

"How do you ask a couple of girls to go on a shadow run on the first date?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 14, 2006
The one character who should know...

"Are any of these good can openers?"
Phil DeKoning
"I wouldn't take one home to Ming."
"I'll take one home to Ming."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 28, 2006
Raiding an end of the world shelter...

"Let me put it this way: If it's in metric, we're in combat."
Phil DeKoning
"We're in Australia, so we must be in combat a lot."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 12, 2006
When the GM can't keep his units straight...

"I'll stick a couple hundred Nuyen in your g-string, just to be nice. [pause] I've never said that to another player before."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 12, 2006
The other player was playing a stripper.

"Giggy doesn't have a gun."
Johnathon Holroyd
"That's OK, I have a high initiative."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 26, 2006
Problems with splitting up the party.

"So, your choice is either a midnight cruise with Sonny or a midnight rendezvous with Giggy. "
"Either way, you're gonna get wet! "
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 12, 2006
Michelle, choosing which one night mission to take.

"God bless strippers when their diaphragms start contracting. "
T. Luke Renner
"No, then they tend to get pregnant. "
Phil DeKoning
"Andres, you're really lucky you don't speak English very well right now."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 26, 2006
Recounting the key events of the previous week.

"Speaking of horrible interludes..."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 9, 2006
Trying to get back to the subject at hand.

"I don't think I like the towers. They're like big dicks fucking the land of Carcassone. "
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 28, 2006
As you can see, I don't like the Towers Expansion for Carcassone.

"God bless Bananarama!"
T. Luke Renner
"That phrase has never been uttered before."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 7, 2006
Things that come up for no reason...

"Brian doesn't need any options. Brian is The Option."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 16, 2007
Said in reference to RoboRally, but he does keep beating us at other games.

"They're not going to splatter my head all over the bar."
"You haven't been playing this game very long, have you?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 12, 2007
How much concern should you have over the sniper in the dance club?

"I'd write that down, but I never want to hear that phrase again."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 26, 2007
The phrase in question was "I don't want to see your combat ass, Johnathan."

"That wasn't "Bang!", that was "Dry Hump!" "
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 15, 2007
After an epic length game of "Bang!"

"(To Kevin) You think you've got enough green cards over there?"
Gene Ehli
"He's Pedro! He doesn't have a Green Card! "
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 15, 2007
Playing "Bang!" ( Green cards stay in play after being played. )

"Keith, your tweezers are now under your couch. "
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
Dropping Keith's stuff while playing with it.

"That gives a whole new meaning to "dumpshock." "
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 12, 2007
The difference between Jacking In in a strip club vs. in a techno-dance club for deckers.

"I've got Etiquette: Clubs. "
Johnathon Holroyd
"Yeah, you gotta know when it's appropriate to sanitize the pole."
Phil DeKoning
"With a carefully placed Wet-One, you can do it through the whole routine."
T. Luke Renner
"(snorts cake into nose)"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 11, 2007
Trying to act appropriately in a French restaurant.

"We found our new "Sports"."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"I didn't think they were that bad."
Phil DeKoning
"You're like the one jock of the group."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 27, 2007
Playing a game like Trivial Pursuit, but made up of logic puzzles.

"I'll take something that's not diet.

And not the mustard, either!!"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 3, 2007
Getting sodas from the small fridge in HobbyTown.

"Why did this get ordered?"
Reece Nesmith
"Ah, grasshopper, you have learned the first question!"
Phil DeKoning
Mall Wisdom ~~ August 28, 2007
The Zen of HobbyTown owner Randy.

"The physics of magic is so interesting."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 20, 2007
Which kind of invisibility was used, and how it affected other things.

"I'm God, I see everything."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 2, 2007
The reason Gene should let Phil look at his sheet of notes for Mystery At The Abbey.

"He rolled MOD perception. All he can see are the remainders."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
Geek humor. If you don't get it, that's probably for the best.

"You can take BOD points of overflow damage and still be resurectable. "
"So crucifixion is a base deadly?"
Phil DeKoning
"Huh?"
T. Luke Renner
"Well, you're still resurectable."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
The combination of Shadowrun and Catholic humor.

"This country's a giant Muppet Show sketch!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
Names of cities and regions in India and Pakistan.

"You can have an igneous rope..."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Explaining crates of magical talisma.

"I was cleaning my shower all day."
Phil DeKoning
"All day!?"
John McCracken
"What do you do in there?
No! No! I don't want to know!"
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 6, 2007
Well... Soap scum can be hard to remove!

"(To someone else) Kate, I've got to get something from her that's not filthy."
Phil DeKoning
"Why would you want something that's not filthy?"
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 13, 2007
Well, I'm trying. She's not making it easy, though.

"Wow, that stuff is remarkably mediocre."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 6, 2007
Pomegranate 7-Up.

"Brian, you look like a bright boy. You can remember where it goes."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 11, 2007
Well, the player's reference card was on the back of a status card with one counter on it. Playing Emira.

"Go Phil... Gene."
John "Da Congressdude" Milanovich
"I don't know which one of us should be insulted by that."
Phil DeKoning
"Me."
Gene Ehli
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 11, 2007
Getting insulted for a game I wasn't even playing!

"Get it up! Get it up!! Get it up there!!"
Chad Mueske
"Uh, I don't know you that well."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 22, 2008
Actually, he was talking about card totals on SkipBo piles.

"Chao!"
"Chao? isn't that Italian?"
Phil DeKoning
"Yes."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 23, 2008
Overhearing a phone conversation mostly in Spanish.

"Who lies about being a fumigator?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
Looking for loopholes in plans.

"Am I involved?"
Brian "The Option" Weiss
"No.
Well, maybe. I don't know."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 12, 2008
Asked after I showed the whips/sensual quote to Kate. ( This is much funnier in the context of all the other Brian/Kate quotes. )

"F loans pay, but I don't have any. But, of course, I'm not getting any either, but that's a whole other story."
Phil DeKoning
"Back to the game, Phil, back to the game!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 19, 2008
Too much knowledge for a game of Jacob Marley, Esq.

"I've got a clipboard, I've got a pen, I've got termites in my pocket..."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"We're ready to party!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Preparing to prepare to sneak into a campus building in the middle of the night.

"I wasn't expecting..."
"You weren't expecting a big, foam cock? Who does?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Off-topic interruptions.

"Someone needs to fix my alignment."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"This is Shadowrun, you don't have an alignment."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 26, 2007
Difficulties with cars and gaming systems.

"Keith, I won't be masturbating the cake again; it's frosting."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 2, 2008
Comments from the guy providing dessert. Would you let this man cook your dinner?

"I live on a boat with an alligator."
Sonny [James "Jeffy" Talbott]
"I live with an insane Chinese woman."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 2, 2008
Who do you want to go home with?

"What the hell is your name?"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ April 15, 2008
To John McCracken, while I was writing down a quote. ( I've only known him about seven years. )

"Lincoln! Which is more important, Sara or a game you've never played!? Get over here!"
Phil DeKoning
"Depends on how horny Sara is."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ April 29, 2008
Well, I suppose...

"My unarmed combat skill is higher now. Do you want me to teach you how to drive?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 14, 2008
Reference to Giggy's tendency to punch people who he thinks can't drive.

"I know people have crossed a Great Dane and a dachshund, but I wonder if anybody's ever crossed a Great Dane with a chihuahua."
Phil DeKoning
"Of course, it came out to Great Dane Chihuahua sine theta."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 2, 2008
Evil banter after seeing Kevin's dog Sancho.

"...being more on fire is more important than..."
"Oh, moron is right!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Getting Hell Blasted in a motel room, then jumping out the window while on fire.

"Don't piss him off! I've got to survive this!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"That's the spirit, Giggy!"
Twitch [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Phil's time slice hadn't happened yet, Adam's was currently in progress.

"Write that down! My hands are dirty!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Gathering quotes...

"I've got 347k - I can afford lunch."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Who was buying what...

"Has everybody recovered from 'Anne Frank?'"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"That's a sentence you don't hear every day."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 13, 2008
Playing Apples to Apples. Jeffy had played "Anne Frank" as "Lucky." No, we weren't playing the "sour Apples" variant.

"I'll be right back."
Phil DeKoning
"Where are you going?"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"I've got to go retrieve Keith's screen."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Well, Keith's kitchen window didn't seem to be open and the screen wasn't held in very tightly.

"It's a battle between computers and Cher... That doesn't happen very often."
Phil DeKoning
September 10, 2008
The things people say playing Apples to Apples...

"You know, it's sad. Dakota is the only female I know that spreads her legs when I walk by."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 23, 2008
Dakota, for your information, is the dog, and she, pretty much, loves everybody.

"At least I beat Gene. I feel good about myself."
Phil DeKoning
"Then we're doing our job horribly, horribly wrong."
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 23, 2008
Game results and self-esteem.

"Ahh!!"
Phil DeKoning
"Throw in a stint in Azerbaijan, did they?"
John McCracken
"Wrong damn Georgia!"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ September 23, 2008
Bad card draws while playing 10 Days In The U.S.A..

"Alright, yours is bigger then mine."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 18, 2008
Comparing debt stacks in Redneck Life.

"Well, I'll tell you what, Kate, if I was drunk enough I wouldn't care."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ October 28, 2008
Talking about things related to drinking too much coffee.

"No, not a whiskey elemental, a whiskey spirit."
Phil DeKoning
"What?"
"A whiskey spirit."
Phil DeKoning
"Nigel's too drunk to get it."
"Or Adam's too stupid."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 19, 2008
bad puns in shadowrun...

"Hey, if you wanted to, you could combine those and create a college version of that called Ramanillia!"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 20, 2009
John Milanovich walked in carrying both Manilla and Ra.

"If you can repeat screaming and panting..."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 17, 2008

"You won with an attack total of zero. You showed up and my force committed suicide!!"
Phil DeKoning
"When did you become the French?"
Andy Morain
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 26, 2009
Military prowess in Cosmic Encounter.

"Oh, Commando Skeletons would be awesome!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Aren't all skeletons commando by definition?"
John McCracken
"Oh, Jesus, John! That's brilliant and terrible in equal measure!"
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 30, 2009
Combinations of race and ability in Small World.


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