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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"OK, That's a PRIMAL rolling pin - I'm not messing with it."
James Ekert

"I may have mooshed my brother into tomato paste, but dammit, he's gonnal smell nice!"
James Ekert
after Martha just mooshed her brother into tomato paste and then 'freshened up' the room to cover the odor...

"We're using the word 'nibble' in our notes!"
James Ekert
Solaria ~~ 2001

"At least your computer recognizes its hard drive!"
James Ekert
Solaria ~~ 2001

"The result of that missed dex check is that you're breaking up."
Matt Eberle
"That relationship just isn't working."
James Ekert
"It's all about who's on top, isn't it?"
Solaria ~~ 2002

"I cast 'animate beard' on the dwarven infantry!"
James Ekert
Solaria ~~ 2002

"Did you just walk through a planar rift?"
"Dammit, we warned you about that!"
James Ekert
Solaria ~~ 2002

"Come! Join the insanity!"
James Ekert
Solaria ~~ 2002

"Having the illiterate pacifist mute mad at you is the worst!"
Evan [James Ekert]
Solaria ~~ 2002

"The Garlic Press Gauntlet: If anyone has a garlic press of armor, it would be the dwarves!"
James Ekert
Solaria ~~ 2002

"I strip him down to his bones!"
Evan [James Ekert]
"How?"
Matt Eberle
"I've got a sword!"
Evan [James Ekert]
Solaria ~~ 2002

"If I was a naughty little kobold-I could just go ZIIIING!!"
James Ekert
2002

"I know this place-it's Kurble the Bog!"
James Ekert
2002

"People are running toward you, but their point would just be newt."
James Ekert
Montana Game Faire ~~ October 6, 2007
The mage was turning the researchers running toward the exit into newts. Honest.


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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

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