Your search returned 29 quotes out of the 1901 in the system.
"Is it the universe that hates me, or just Scott?"
Johnathon Holroyd
September 27, 2001
"Everything gets a 20 hit point kicker ... except really weak things."
"Like BattleMages."
Johnathon Holroyd
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ January 31, 2002
Why the monsters were harder to kill.
"Well, when you learn to fly, then you can be on top."
Whisper [Johnathon Holroyd]
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
To Ox about the marching order.
"Quint [the GM] said he liked the idea. That's the problem with it!"
Johnathon Holroyd
Shadowrun ~~ August 4, 2002
trying to agree on plans...
"...the joys of fighting women and children."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ November 7, 2002
why these bugbears were easier to kill...
"Have you noticed that Microsoft's logo is now a bug?"
Johnathon Holroyd
"But, it's a very pretty bug!"
March 25, 2003
deliberately or not....
"No, a lot of stuff comes out of cows."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003
"They're going to kill me!"
Johnathon Holroyd
"That'll wake you up."
Roger Nummerdor
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
Attacking the character who was a heavy sleeper...
"Take eleven points from magic missile."
"Ah Ha! If he can hit me with that, he should be in range!"
Johnathon Holroyd
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 27, 2003
Upsides, downsides...
"It's not a go-gang, it's more of a stop-gang."
Quithus [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ July 7, 2004
About the motorcycle gang who had set up a toll-blocade along the highway...
"I'm not thinking what you're thinking I'm thinking."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
Hmmm...
"So when can we get paid?"
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"We don't want money, what we want is karma. Wait...I'm the rigger! We want money!"
QuickSilver [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 2, 2004
At least he's honest.
"They need a distraction."
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"Would this be a 'blow up the building across the street' or a 'seduce the secretary so she's not looking' distraction?"
QuickSilver [Johnathon Holroyd]
"Kinda both..."
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"So, blow up the secretary so she's not looking?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
The job Raven had just committed the group to...
"You can put a lot of Krispy Kreems in a truck."
QuickSilver [Johnathon Holroyd]
"You can put a lot of doughnuts in a cop!"
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 30, 2004
Setting up a Lone Star distraction.
"It's kinda fun to say "Roll bod," isn't it?"
"No."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
Ahhh... ShadowRun...
"If you want a distraction, you could just alienate the pilot of an incoming plane."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
Getting the plane they were in off the ground without being stopped again.
"Let me put it this way: If it's in metric, we're in combat."
Phil DeKoning
"We're in Australia, so we must be in combat a lot."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 12, 2006
When the GM can't keep his units straight...
"Giggy doesn't have a gun."
Johnathon Holroyd
"That's OK, I have a high initiative."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 26, 2006
Problems with splitting up the party.
"Don't kill the GM before I get out of the hospital."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 9, 2006
Keeping timing at the forefront...
"If you experience an erection lasting more than four rounds of combat, seek medical attention."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
ShadowRun combat...
"Here, would you like to suck on something that will make your lips and toungue numb?"
Johnathon Holroyd
March 17, 2007
Offering Ann Listerine pocket strips...
"We've got a car, a gun, IDs..."
Nova [Johnathon Holroyd]
"A thumb."
"I'm not mentioning the thumb..."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 29, 2007
Listing what they were bringing back from Adelaide...
"Is there anyone there who is passing a class?"
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 29, 2007
Trying to explain something to drunken frat boys...
"I've got Etiquette: Clubs. "
Johnathon Holroyd
"Yeah, you gotta know when it's appropriate to sanitize the pole."
Phil DeKoning
"With a carefully placed Wet-One, you can do it through the whole routine."
T. Luke Renner
"(snorts cake into nose)"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 11, 2007
Trying to act appropriately in a French restaurant.
"There's a difference between sexual orientation and gender."
"And neither is a choice."
"That's not the difference."
"No, that's a similarity."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 30, 2007
Random comments.
"Um... Nigel, if that guy running up the stairs right now jumped when he reached the top, that would be a shame."
Jack [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 6, 2007
Giving hints to other players while trying to not break character.
"Don't piss him off! I've got to survive this!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"That's the spirit, Giggy!"
Twitch [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Phil's time slice hadn't happened yet, Adam's was currently in progress.
"How many books do you need?"
"How much money did he just give us?"
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Players grabbing all the books off the shelf...
"That's OK. He's three floors up, and the room's on fire."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Why he wasn't concerned about being shot at.
