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"I know what a dog sounds like, I know what a wolf sounds like, and I know what a hyena sounds like. I'm making those noises. I speak no gnoll."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"... and I'm on fire."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 1, 2019
minor details.

"I've got darkvision until you guys light a torch."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
"I light a torch."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 16, 2019
Three humans and a half-orc.

"We're not stupid."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Wait, wait, wait, yes, I am!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 16, 2019
Party politics?

"I don't want to wear a cloak that he's worn."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
"I'll wash it for you. I know some frogs."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ July 28, 2019
Plans for using the bard's elven cloak to sneak into the enemy's lair...

"I prepare to remove the burlap sack from this perfectly normal mule's head on a stick..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ August 25, 2019
Well, she finally got what was on the stick (though the curse was supposed to use a horse head, that may have been the cause of the confusion).

"Why do you want to build a cage?"
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
"I want to trap and talk to a lobster."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019

"Yeah, I'm a paladin. If you see me running, try to keep up."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"No. If the paladin is running, don't keep up, pass him."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 15, 2019
Explaining to the new guy how to tell when it's time to flee.

"The local constabulary probably wants them..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"Out here, we're the law."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
"Well, him. [gestures to the paladin]"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"We're with him, so..."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
Regarding the werewolves.

"The next random encounter, you get to be the lead on."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"The next random encounter, you get to be alone on."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
Regarding the runaway wagon carrying the bard and the ranger's animal companion.

"I already prepared the rights."
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
"I thought you said "rice," like they were a main course..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"No, desert. Why do you think they call it "last rice?""
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 10, 2019
Having mostly prepared two corpses for burial before word came that an attack was imminent.

"While we're pissing the bard off, is there a pig I can save?"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ November 24, 2019

"Who have we pissed off... [pause] that's still alive."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"The commander and her entire garrison?"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Why they can't go back to town.

"I check out the unspeakable things."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"I can't talk about that."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Regarding what was carved in the evil temple walls.

"Guys, we're in a very, very, very bad place."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I've been to Kellish."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
How bad someplace is is apparently relative.

"Somebody has a door-full of dicks, right?"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"It's been a weird day."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 5, 2020
yes, it has.

"I have one... two... three..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"Udders?"
Leve Crof [Ted Aron Deshner]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ February 2, 2020
Interpreting gestures at the gaming table.

"Grrrrr."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"I don't speak badger, but I know what that means."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 27, 2020
Communicating with the druid in animal form.

"Grrrr."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"We really need to get the badger a litter box."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ March 27, 2020
Communicating with the druid in animal form.

"Throw one of our platinum in there."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Why?!?"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"'Cause I'm not going in there for a lousy gold."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 14, 2020
Whether to search the room "filled with offal, dung and other trash and debris, and with a nauseating and overwhelming scent of feces" (yes, the description was quite redundant).

"I'm gonna Bull's Strength my ass."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Ass? What about arm?"
"Arm, center, legs, kinda the whole thing..."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 14, 2020
casting spells

"I don't want to hear about the druid's proboscis."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Yet."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"I don't want to hear about it later either!"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 28, 2020
Regarding benefits of various animal forms the druid could assume.

"I thought we were tying off the rope around your ankle to make her feel better."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"No, we're not."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 4, 2020
Preparing to lower the thief down the dark, empty shaft...

"I was about to desecrate their altar."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"Now you'll just have to wait until after combat."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I'm a woman. I can multitask!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 4, 2020
The druid getting interrupted while preparing to urinate in the fountain in the water temple.


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