These quotes are here for their humor value. Most are taken (at
least somewhat) out of context. They are not intended to be
insulting, blasphemous, or in any way derogatory. The presence of
these quotes indicates that someone was paying attention to you at the
time. Generally, the best professors will have the most quotes,
i.e. if you were leading a good class, and were interesting, we
attended more often and paid more attention, therefore, we heard more
of these things that everyone says from time to time.
Please, enjoy the quotes, and come back for more (yes, they keep coming as long as you keep talking...)
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