10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1901 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"So, you're down to two daggers and a rifle, and I'm up to a frying pan, a knife, and a dog."
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
Preparing for combat...

"Sometimes on this quotes page, you get really cool quotes, and sometimes you just get kinda dumb ones."
August 27, 1997

"It's DWARVEN, I tell ya!! And if you don't believe me, I'll show you my Axe!!"
Theodin [Roger Lemke]
Mythus ~~ Spring 1996
looking at a carved staff with a snake on it. (He rolled a 96 to identify.)

"We've got a car, a gun, IDs..."
Nova [Johnathon Holroyd]
"A thumb."
"I'm not mentioning the thumb..."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 29, 2007
Listing what they were bringing back from Adelaide...

"I could go off on a rant here, but I wont."
October 22, 2004
Having just read an interview with Bill Gates, and then having written a several page ... commentary.

"Meanwhile, back at Swiss Family Robinsons."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Apparently the Swiss Family Robinsons took architecture lessons from Wookies.

"Nifty; you look kind of like a pitcher plant."
December 20, 1998

"So, this was just a foolish little manipulation."
Math 449, Applied Complex Analysis, MSU ~~ Fall 1993

"This may be the first time anyone has caused an allergic reaction in a shellfish..."
Roger Nummerdor
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 20, 2003
After stabbing the giant oyster with the dagger of hives.

"Can I write a note and put it on my chest that reads: Please deliver to Pakistan?"
T. Luke Renner
"No. You're on fire."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
After the hellblast while trying to cross the India-Pakistan border.

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