Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1824 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
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The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Ooooh! Stef's butt-print is warm."
April 22, 2007
Getting out of the booth at the restaurant.
"I just did something that works!"
Erika (Abrahamsen) Whaley
August 3, 2001
Having just gotten a script in Onyx to run...
"See, I've told you that applied math is nothing more than integration
by parts and Cramer's Rule."
450, Applied Mathematics I
~~ Spring 1994
"Now he has real damage."
"My damage was real!"
"Your damage was unreal."
normal versus subdue damage.
"Shit, this is easy!"
Sparky [Phil DeKoning]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
An inappropriate tag line, usually followed by booms, crashes, gunfights, or malfunctioning machinery.
"You hit like a girl!"
Son of Swamp Romp ~~ Spring 2002
Commenting on Wayne's newly female lizardman making an attack.
"We're going to stay for two weeks."
"And in that time..."
Ted Aron Deshner
"I'm going to go insane."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The crazy character doesn't like to stay in one place.
"Oh, Commando Skeletons would be awesome!"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Aren't all skeletons commando by definition?"
"Oh, Jesus, John! That's brilliant and terrible in equal measure!"
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ June 30, 2009
Combinations of race and ability in Small World.
"This, by the way, is 2 lines in my notes. My
notes mean nothing."
503, Abstract Algebra
~~ Spring 1998
[after a long lecture]
"He's throwing money at me!
They're not coming off!"
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 27, 2007
Brian, Kate, et al. playing "Modern Art," where the money is represented by chips. ( I swear they're their own episode of Moonlighting. )
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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