"I don't like going places where there's fights anymore... I always loose."
Rory Edwards
March 31, 2003
"So, what happened after I left?"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"We got Italian food and strippers."
Timmy [James "Jeffy" Talbott]
"[Spends about two minutes trying not to spray Diet Coke out of his nose while laughing.]"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 31, 2006
Humor from (simulated) real life.
"I don't have height, weight, hair, eyes... I don't have eyes!"
Mitch Allen
"That explains a lot."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ May 19, 2019
Incomplete character details.
"I didn't need that."
Shaun Neece
"I didn't need that either."
Mike Resner
Spring 1996
On a visual representation of Mike's getting 'fixed'
"You have business with Fast Eddie?"
Bouncer at Fast Eddies [Quint Ringsak]
"No, I have business with that Blonde..."
Joe-Bob [Keith Seyffarth]
Young Dwagons - Feng Shui ~~ September 19, 2002
Getting through the back door at a "Gentlemen's Club" in Hong Kong
"We've got a portal to the dark forces, and instead of trying to destroy it, we're using it to rob Fuchi."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 16, 2003
When the ghouls kept coming out from under the beat-up van, and the group was contemplating not eradicating them, but putting them to profitable use...
"It'll take time to fix, the carburetor's shot. "
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"No, Rainbow's van is shot! "
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
Hyperbole vs Reality. Michelle's car was in the shop, Rainbow's van had been hit with autocannon fire.
"Look, I'm a friend of your computer."
Roger Nummerdor
Shadowrun ~~ August 24, 1998
"...And because Benjamin is a dead white European male, we just
believe him..."
Dr. Greg Francis
on electricity
"So RAD stands for Really Awful Dysentery?"
"I think that was more due to it being the Conageddon..."
March 6, 2012
In reference to the stomach bug that went around after RadCon 6 in 2012.
