10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1874 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"You should never try to prove something unless you already know it's true."
Richard Swanson
Math 504, Linear Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998

"Did you just say, 'geek, geek, geek, geek; this is fun!'?... [pause, watch vigorous nodding of heads]... That's what I thought you said."
Rebecca Shopfer
January 2, 2000

"Could be a snow troll."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"I think they're called ice trolls."
Steven Thompson
"No, not as good as an ice troll. It's a god-forsaken dirt chicken snow troll."
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
The dwarf complaining indirectly about the lack of civilization and long-standing stone structures, again.

"The ugly board is harder than it looks."
Tyler Broden
October 5, 2011
The rebounding of insults.

"Oh, he's just communing with the dead."
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
We had been hired to deal with demons and people summoning demons...

"I hate winter... I mean, really, I love winter, but I hate it."
Joe Garber
October 20, 1998

"It's been only 20 years per installment. That's only slightly worse then Image comics."
January 29, 2002
About the cover art for HackMaster 4th edition Player's Handbook and Game Master's Guide versus their first edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons counterparts.

"Not every place can be Stonehenge."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
December 31, 2004
While playing Cranium. It was another sculpting question...

"It is one because it's not because it would be one if it didn't."
Math 449, Applied Complex Analysis, MSU ~~ Fall 1993

"I know what a dog sounds like, I know what a wolf sounds like, and I know what a hyena sounds like. I'm making those noises. I speak no gnoll."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"... and I'm on fire."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 1, 2019
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