10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1800 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"...But then I ate something that disagrees with the entire party..."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ October 9, 2016
Why the half-elf barbarian now has two heads.

"Now he has real damage."
"My damage was real!"
Mitch Allen
"Your damage was unreal."
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 1, 2019
normal versus subdue damage.

"When you jump off a 50 foot waterfall, make sure you land in the water."
Tony "Bulldog" Loftsgaarden
August 12, 1998

"No, I don't know why I have organic chemistry stuff in my mythology notebook. This notebook doesn't even go to organic."
English 209, Mythological Backgrounds, MSU ~~ March 2, 1994
Discovering a page of bond diagrams...

"Something died here... Oh, yeah, that was the mage."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002

"Dude, if there's anything there, I can tell if their fly's down."
Wayne Stone
South African Shadowrun ~~ Summer 1999
Following a 29 on a perception roll

"I've injured myself in a bizzare way that Keith hasn't... wow... I feel proud."
March 31, 1999

"I was not aware that Bruce Lee had snuck into the shower with us."
December 19, 1998

"It's Daiku or Die young."
Bliane Nickerson
Seattle Shadowrun ~~ Fall 2001
Calling an old character for help.

"Go Phil... Gene."
John "Da Congressdude" Milanovich
"I don't know which one of us should be insulted by that."
Phil DeKoning
Gene Ehli
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 11, 2007
Getting insulted for a game I wasn't even playing!

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