Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1829 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Missiles do not behave the way bullets do."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
"And heads do not behave the way cars do."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1997
"In the immortal words of Verna... Dammit."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
"The two chicks are playing with the knockers while the two guys are over there fiddling with their knobs."
Doors people, doors.
"I hate staring into windows."
"You could try a different operating system."
February 4, 2005
Preparing for a meeting and debating whether the blinds should be opened...
"Ah! A concussion grenade is a concussion grenade."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 14, 2005
Tracking down what his equipment was...
"Who lies about being a fumigator?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
Looking for loopholes in plans.
"The hell with this. I need some Intelligence."
Shamus [Wayne Stone]
Seattle Shadowrun ~~ Fall 2001
We think Wayne ment recon.
"There's going to be a lot of Grunts in this universe."
"That's because we don't get enough fiber!"
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
Mis- and re-interpretation
"Well, artificial imitation cheese food substance tastes quite a bit
like real imitation cheese food substance..."
July 2, 1998
"This is no longer Empire TV...is it?"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Lloyd was too drunk to tell the difference between fake commercials and the 1978 originals.
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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