10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1757 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I just don't have the honey coated voice I need to talk to morons."
Tyson Trebesch
March 2, 1997

"I can't decipher my character sheet."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 22, 2005

"You only get drama dice for smart ideas. That's not fair."
Bleys O'Brennen [Quint Ringsak]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ July 24, 2005
Some people just can't remember getting drama dice for shooting the daughter of Queen Mab in the chest.

"But they were fashionable parachute pants."
Chris "CJ" Jackson
"Fashionable parachute pants? Is that like the good javascript you referenced a couple of weeks ago?"
April 28, 2005

"You can't say it's beneath his notice. He was digging through mud for a silver coin!"
Gerald Boice
"You're not helping!"
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Seeing Scott's character eyeing some gems

"You've just got a funny-looking face."
Jakob Schultz
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ February 5, 2008
Why he gave Phil a caricature of himself in the game GiftTrap.

"Eat Without Worry And Smite Your Foes! "
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ August 8, 2006
Slogan for the Nonstick Martian Laser Necktie, a new product in The Big Idea

"You know way too much."
Erika (Abrahamsen) Whaley
August 2, 2002
after I corrected her about what kind of tree it was...

"...Looks like a cave no smart person would enter."
Eric Beckman
"AH HA! But I'm not smart, am I?"
Charlie Delimata
The Kender Bender ~~ Fall 2003
We think he meant his character.

"Thinking is discouraged here. Just write it down."
Norman Eggert
Math 503, Abstract Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998

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