10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1839 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"We'll go to the abyss; just dont make eye contact."
Dax Levandoske
Dungeons & Dragons ~~ December 4, 1999

"There is some slop allowed but just certain kinds of slop."
Math 449, Applied Complex Analysis, MSU ~~ Fall 1993

"From now on-if you can't read your own handwriting, don't pass me the note!"
Matt Eberle
Solaria ~~ 2002
To James Ekert

"Did I just spew forth a bunch of meaningless techno-babble?"
Summer 1997
Probably. Sounds like me.

"Now if the paladin asks we're "dispensing high justice.""
Matt Hosking
Birthright - 2002ish ~~ Fall 2002

"Let's just Chuck Yeager this thing."
"You don't Chuck Yeager a C-5!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
Outrunning missiles in a cargo plane.

"You're a bard, you can provoke Ghandi."
Bryce Butler-Dawson
Dungeons & Dragons ~~ December 4, 1999

"Women are good in theory."
Dave "of Dave's Hair" Balhinger
Fall 1995

"I don't have hit points... [pause]... This could be bad..."
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 7, 2002
about my new character... I guess I wasn't quite done yet.

"Tae, the light particle."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996


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Acknowledgments:

Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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Keith Seyffarth, Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones

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