10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1873 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"When you add up a lot of small numbers, you eventually get a pretty good-sized number."
Dr. Larry Jackson
Biochemistry 340, General Biochemistry, MSU ~~ 1993

"This looks easier to me on a Friday."
Norman Eggert
Math 503, Abstract Algebra, MSU ~~ Spring 1998

"I took an automobile piloting skill, did anyone else?"
Wayne Stone
"I did."
Phil DeKoning
"You know what, Phil? Your character doesn't get to drive."
Wayne Stone
Nightbane ~~ Spring 1998
Remembering past bad experiences

"I know you just called so you could quote me!"
May 6, 2001

"Or, like in quantum mechanics with particles moving in a 1-dimensional line... I don't want to talk about that."
Math 450, Applied Mathematics I, MSU ~~ Spring 1994

"You tried to put a sickle in her kiester!"
Steven Thompson
"Girls don't like that."
Kt Devine
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ October 6, 2013
Why the bandit leader was upset with the ranger...

"Brian, you look like a bright boy. You can remember where it goes."
Phil DeKoning
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 11, 2007
Well, the player's reference card was on the back of a status card with one counter on it. Playing Emira.

"Oddly enough, cows don't make much butter around a dragon."
Roger Nummerdor
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003
when do cows make butter?

"Is there anything in these woods we should worry about?"
Wayne Stone
"Yes, this bad dice roll."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
Things To Do In Greyhawk When You're Undead ~~ Spring 2000
Sometimes the monsters aren't the worst enemy.

"Screw the board, let's burn Gene!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 14, 2006
Playing Ricochet Robots. John has suggested destroying this game many ways and at many times

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