10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1901 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Given any kind of set: complex numbers, Peter, Paul and Mary -- whatever."
Erik Doeff
Math 461, Advanced Calculus I, MSU ~~ Fall 1996

"I'm listening to my shoe!"
Jerry Malcomson
Shadowrun ~~ July 5, 1996

"Who are you to decide who lives and who dies? ... Oh, yeah, you're the hostess."
January 1, 2002
to Carrie

"If WindowsNT gives you power, what do you get from an OS that works?"
February 8, 1999

"I can't operate in the kitchen!"
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 5, 2020

"I hate staring into windows."
Julie Kmetzo
"You could try a different operating system."
February 4, 2005
Preparing for a meeting and debating whether the blinds should be opened...

"Wait until they get a load of this."
Jack Durango [Eric Beckman]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
Said on entry to the bathroom, though it didn't need to be

"Make a WIS roll."
Eric Beckman
"Why? Do I have to go?"
Phil DeKoning
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Phil being a wise-ass

"All I wanted was a clean waffle pan."
John McCracken
"Adventure! Excitement! A Jedi craves no these things. But a clean waffle pan..."
Gene Ehli
Mall Wisdom ~~ September 6, 2008
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away... There was IHOP!!

"Um... my bow is floppy."
Korr, Barbarian Cleric of Azathoth [Keith Seyffarth]
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ June 26, 2016
After attacking the gelatinous cube with the bow as a melee weapon and then getting engulfed...


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Acknowledgments:

Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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Keith Seyffarth, Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones

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