10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1893 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"I just don't have the honey coated voice I need to talk to morons."
Tyson Trebesch
March 2, 1997

"We are wimps together!"
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ November 10, 1997

"Why do people ask me if I own a Mac or a PC, that's like saying do you own a VW bug or a car."
"I would take the VW Bug over the car."
Kim Harland
"Yeah but what if the "car" is a BMW?"
"Then that's nothing like saying do you own a Mac or PC."
Kim Harland
February 22, 2003

"Just imagine there being a hole there of radius zero."
Math 449, Applied Complex Analysis, MSU ~~ Fall 1993

"You see the impending doom.
You see which way the impending doom is coming from.
And you're like, 'The impending doom can point that way [gesturing away from the group].'"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 16, 2007
Describing how 'Control Actions' works.

"She looks a little scared and uneducated."
Eric Beckman
"I like 'em like that."
Charlie Delimata
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Summer 1997
Charlie lets more slip than he should have

"Something died here... Oh, yeah, that was the mage."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002

"Keith, your tweezers are now under your couch. "
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
Dropping Keith's stuff while playing with it.

"Apologize to Keith for making me apologize!"
November 10, 2001

"I'm tuned into Radio Phil and I hate it!"
John McCracken
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ May 15, 2007
He kept getting all of Phil's bad references and puns while the rest of the group, mercifully, didn't.

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