10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1848 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"When I get you back up, I'm gonna spank you with my sword."
Schmidt Malibu [John McEnaney]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ September 1, 2019
To a comrade fallen in battle.

"Why don't we call tomorrow?"
"Because we're calling tonight!"
Sonny [James "Jeffy" Talbott]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 29, 2007
Planning a party on short notice.

"I'd write that down, but I never want to hear that phrase again."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 26, 2007
The phrase in question was "I don't want to see your combat ass, Johnathan."

"Is that a good gurgling sound or a bad gurgling sound?"
Wayne Stone
Seattle Shadowrun ~~ Fall 2001
Trying to put a positive spin on an NPC in trouble in the bushes.

"If your essence goes below 0, then you're most definitely cyberpsychotic. So, you're unaware of your humanity, you lose awareness of ethics and morals..."
"And you become a disk jockey."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 24, 2004
Explaining why essence was important to new players...

"I'm going to try not to rant about the superiority of Medieval Europe."
January 8, 1999

"(To someone else) Kate, I've got to get something from her that's not filthy."
Phil DeKoning
"Why would you want something that's not filthy?"
Kate Trippe
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 13, 2007
Well, I'm trying. She's not making it easy, though.

"It all depends on whether or not you are using the party as a decoy."
Matt Eberle
Solaria ~~ 2001

"If it's gonna save my ass, you're gonna do your math right, buddy!"
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
Did Whisper hit an A.C. -2 or a -3...

"So Montabon is near, what would you tell an aspiring Recruit heading into the Army Intelligence Field?"
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
"Claim you've turned gay and don't fucking do it. Blow the recruiter if absolutely necessary."
The Dirty Hobo Gaming Society ~~ September 3, 2007
Advice from an ex-soldier to a current soldier.

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