10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1826 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Yuggthh... Icky... ...[pause]... That means 'Icky.'"
Religious Studies 204, Old Testament, MSU ~~ Fall 1995

"Make it more readable? But that might encourage someone to edit it."
Mike Frandsen
October 10, 2011
While editing a script.

"I am mortally afraid of Death."
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"A man with a thousand tales doesn't need endurance."
Kharix [Phil DeKoning]
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
Phil, downplaying Kharix's low endurance score

"You have a lantern, right?"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
Ajan [John McEnaney]
"Good. I left my light stone back there under the trolls."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"I've got two darkstones in my pants, too."
Ajan [John McEnaney]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
Figuring out a light source... Not wanting to know what Ajan has in his pants...

"I could buy thirty-three skills at one die each."
Phil DeKoning
"That's enough to order beer in thrity-three languages."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 28, 2005
Spending Karma.

"It's convenient: you're late, you don't get a save."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ January 31, 2002
Why the 'immune from fear' character was running in terror from the zombies.

"It isn't like automatic, not like a vending machine that you have the key to."
Gene Frank
August 21, 1996
about "getting lucky" with one's wife

"This is an art form, actually, this is why mathematicians don't do it."
Math 455, Introduction to Dynamical Systems II, MSU ~~ Spring 1997

"Wait. Am I doing this wrong?"
May 17, 1999

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