10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1791 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of Ben's lives."
Roger Lemke
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
Commenting on Ben's trip to the temporal plane.

"Thanks for warming up my staff for me."
Maquis [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
Shadowrun ~~ April 14, 1997
Having just had someone dance with his staff...

"Well, since we have 2 seconds left, let's do another example."
Math 454, Introduction to Dynamical Systems I, MSU ~~ Fall 1996

"I never realized Satan had such beady little eyes."
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 17, 2003
after being shot down by the GM.

"Quint [the GM] said he liked the idea. That's the problem with it!"
Johnathon Holroyd
Shadowrun ~~ August 4, 2002
trying to agree on plans...

"Can you sinch that hood down good and tight?"
"Yeah, but then I'd look stupid."
Chaundera Wolfe
September 22, 2006
While modeling her new big puffy white parka with black speckles.

"Well, can we still do the 'porking?'"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 16, 2003
Bad (very bad) handwriting on the map...

"I feel better now that I don't have to throw up any more."
Tyson Trebesch
April 7, 1997

"You don't have to be a perverted Freudian."
Dr. Michael Becker
English 205, British Literary Traditions, MSU ~~ Fall 1995

"I'm very determined."
Tune Vo
"We know that, we've known you for over a decade."
"I've changed... [pause]... A teeny bit."
Tune Vo
January 29, 2005
Driving up Hyalite Canyon through the snow.

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