10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1872 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"If WindowsNT gives you power, what do you get from an OS that works?"
February 8, 1999

"All right, who greased the halfling?"
Biko the Grel Barbarian [Keith Seyffarth]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ May 1, 2003
after Diana got out from under the pile of hobgoblins who had pinned her four times in a row...

"Note: ServerContextFactory.java uses unchecked or unsafe operations.
Note: Recompile with -Xlint:unchecked for details."
"Um, ok.
It should read:
Note: java uses unchecked or unsafe operations.
Note: Recompile in another language."
March 27, 2005

"If you're trying to be sexy and the guy is writhing in pain, may be you're doing something wrong."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
February 12, 1997

"In case of army, break glass..."
December 4, 1999

"What the hell are you doing!?"
Roger Lemke
"We're admiring your ass."
Mike Resner
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
Phil and Mike looking at the miniature Roger was using for Valeria

"It's like we're the Three Stooges, but we're missing our third stooge."
Michelle Manry
June 24, 2004
overheard from an office...

"Where are you guys going?"
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
"Varnis is being eaten!"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
Maxim [Joshua Wendt]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1996
Maxim and Ben, Ben, Fredrick et al. are going to help Varnis against a Displacer beast and Maxim was heading in the other way.

"I hate when artifacts of my reference frame fling things about."
Aaron Benner
January 18, 1997

"(While Keith is reading Dilbert Cartoons handed him by Elliot)
Keith! Focus! "
"(A few minutes later, as Andres is reading Keith's Dr. Suess Dictionary and the rest of the party reviews the plan...)
Some of these are funny! "
"Andres! Focus! "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 25, 2006
Turnabout is fair play, as you know.

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