10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1876 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"Does squinting give me a bonus?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
About his astral perception.

"We'll need about 1/2 shitload of screws."
March 22, 2007
Purchasing materials for a project.

"You find a coin purse. The sword also radiates."
Gerald Boice
"Isn't that a Hemingway novel?"
Phil DeKoning
Son of Swamp Romp ~~ Spring 2002
Looting a dead half-Ogre using detect magic.

"I roll Mid-life Crisis."
Shadowrun ~~ December 1, 1997

"He'll show up real soon with the 'Knife of Infinite Pokey-ness' that I don't even know exists yet."
Shadowrun ~~ March 10, 1999

Robert White [Shantel Hosking]
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
Need we say more?

"I prepare a burning hands."
John McEnaney
"I prepare to not be in the middle of that."
Learning Pathfinder 2 ~~ February 23, 2020
About to be attacked by dogs, I was in the doorway the dogs were running to, John was behind me...

"So, it's like a pulmonary enema?"
January 4, 2006
Why people go to Oxygen bars.

"Imagine your right hand is a wooden dowel, or even your right hand..."
Dr. Dick Smith
Physics 228, Honors Physics, MSU ~~ 1992
Everything looks the same to a physicist?

"They need a distraction."
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"Would this be a 'blow up the building across the street' or a 'seduce the secretary so she's not looking' distraction?"
QuickSilver [Johnathon Holroyd]
"Kinda both..."
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"So, blow up the secretary so she's not looking?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
The job Raven had just committed the group to...

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