10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1878 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"You slipped her your giblets!"
Shadowrun ~~ November 10, 1997

"I think we should get chips, but I want to call them soap."
Summer 1997
It had been a really long day, and I was having problems shopping...

"If it's not in EKALAKA, it's not important!"
Gene Ehli
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ July 3, 2007
After blowing yet another Montana Trivia question.

"Are there any hitches to collecting the reward that need to be played out?"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"Oh Yeah."
"Oh Sh%t"
Troy Unknown
Shadows of Malta ~~ April 1, 2007
Players are disappointed...yet again.

"You can't use Combat Pool on a Charisma roll! "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 12, 2007
That could almost be the title of a book of dating advice.

"So when can we get paid?"
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"We don't want money, what we want is karma. Wait...I'm the rigger! We want money!"
QuickSilver [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 2, 2004
At least he's honest.

"In a system with 'bad stuff' there has to be 'good stuff' too..."
"Not in Call of Cthulhu."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 7, 2003
About the merits of various gaming systems...

"Would it be weird to say, 'My brilliance is effervessing?'"
June 5, 2003
it was one of those days at work

"I have an amazing grasp of the completely irrelevant."
July 14, 1997

"I think the gnome is uncomfortable with Izelda."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"The druid is back off to sensitivity training."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"I spend all my time here!"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 13, 2020
The gnome NPC they had rescued from one of the cells in the dungeon was regularly unsure if sticking around was a good idea.

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