10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1758 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"The look on Phil's face... I don't know if it was from the pasta or finally exposing your character to someone new!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 1, 2005
Finally getting a new player...

"That's that part of that theorem I haven't written down yet."
Math 454, Introduction to Dynamical Systems I, MSU ~~ Fall 1996

"I become immune to schmuckness!"
Verna (Askins) Benner
December 6, 1997

"Uh-oh. Max iniative. I'm using all my 6's now. This doesn't bode well for later."
Phil DeKoning
"Yes, it does. Shut up."
Bliane Nickerson
Seattle Shadowrun ~~ Fall 2001
Don't jinx it.

"Are you kidding? It crashes like a princess's limo!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
September 29, 1998
in response to email from a co-worker asking 'Has anybody had any problems with the program's stability?'

"Sometimes on this quotes page, you get really cool quotes, and sometimes you just get kinda dumb ones."
August 27, 1997

"Hey look, it's some cops "
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Imperial troops were trashing the tree top home of one Chewbacca, known criminal and rebel sympathizer.

"Those are the BIGGEST sheep tracks I've ever seen! Who knew that sheep had claws?"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
on 00-ing a tracking roll and finding a Manticore

"Is that clean?"
Nigel [Adam Munson]
"No, my alias is a convicted felon."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
About Giggy's ID, after a border guard had just walked off with it.

"At least it's against you, Keith"
T. Luke Renner
"No, actually, it's against you, Luke."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ January 1, 2003
Retreating from Gargoyles who are shredding the party...

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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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