Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1901 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
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The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"We should commandeer the ship."
"And do what? Run around the ocean doing freelance oceanographic research?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 5, 2004
How to get the target research scientist off of the Mitsuhama oceanographic research vessle. Not exactly Blackbeard.
"Actually, I was trying to get you up... (I take the ring (of invisibility) off)... that should help."
Rebecca "Becks the Great" Russell
AD&D (1st Edition) ~~ July 3, 2003
"Normally before I come up to get a back-rub from you Chris, I
REMOVE articles of clothing."
"You don't even know what these functions are. They just exist."
450, Applied Mathematics I
~~ Spring 1994
"Well, it didn't catch the first time, but a little lube helped it in."
Swamp Romp ~~ Fall 2001
Setting Trogs on fire with burning spears that took two burning grease spells to light.
"Being a hero is tiring."
T. Luke Renner
Young Dwagons - Feng Shui ~~ October 3, 2002
"If they wouldn't have called on Korr for help, then everything would have been all right and nobody would have had to be shoved into a fire or anything."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ April 25, 2016
They let the cleric of Azathoth see a Tentacle of Cthulhu. They didn't have to.
"So, did we put 'spare boots' on the list of things on the cart?"
The Keep ~~ May 7, 2017
Meeting the colossal grey ooze.
"Throw one of our platinum in there."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"'Cause I'm not going in there for a lousy gold."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Whether to search the room "filled with offal, dung and other trash and debris, and with a nauseating and overwhelming scent of feces" (yes, the description was quite redundant).
"...And because Benjamin is a dead white European male, we just
Dr. Greg Francis
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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