Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1826 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
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The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Yuggthh... Icky... ...[pause]... That means 'Icky.'"
Religious Studies 204, Old Testament
~~ Fall 1995
"Make it more readable? But that might encourage someone to edit it."
October 10, 2011
While editing a script.
"I am mortally afraid of Death."
Dard [Jason McGrody]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996
"A man with a thousand tales doesn't need endurance."
Kharix [Phil DeKoning]
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
Phil, downplaying Kharix's low endurance score
"You have a lantern, right?"
Ajan [John McEnaney]
"Good. I left my light stone back there under the trolls."
"I've got two darkstones in my pants, too."
Ajan [John McEnaney]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
Figuring out a light source...
Not wanting to know what Ajan has in his pants...
"I could buy thirty-three skills at one die each."
"That's enough to order beer in thrity-three languages."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 28, 2005
"It's convenient: you're late, you don't get a save."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ January 31, 2002
Why the 'immune from fear' character was running in terror from the zombies.
"It isn't like automatic, not like a vending machine that you have the
August 21, 1996
about "getting lucky" with one's
"This is an art form, actually, this is why mathematicians don't do
455, Introduction to Dynamical Systems II
~~ Spring 1997
"Wait. Am I doing this wrong?"
May 17, 1999
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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