"Missiles do not behave the way bullets do."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
"And heads do not behave the way cars do."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1997
"In the immortal words of Verna... Dammit."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
1996
"The two chicks are playing with the knockers while the two guys are over there fiddling with their knobs."
Steven Thompson
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ December 22, 2019
Doors people, doors.
"I hate staring into windows."
Julie Kmetzo
"You could try a different operating system."
February 4, 2005
Preparing for a meeting and debating whether the blinds should be opened...
"Ah! A concussion grenade is a concussion grenade."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 14, 2005
Tracking down what his equipment was...
"Who lies about being a fumigator?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
Looking for loopholes in plans.
"The hell with this. I need some Intelligence."
Shamus [Wayne Stone]
Seattle Shadowrun ~~ Fall 2001
We think Wayne ment recon.
"There's going to be a lot of Grunts in this universe."
Eric Beckman
"That's because we don't get enough fiber!"
Phil DeKoning
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
Mis- and re-interpretation
"Well, artificial imitation cheese food substance tastes quite a bit
like real imitation cheese food substance..."
July 2, 1998
"This is no longer Empire TV...is it?"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Lloyd was too drunk to tell the difference between fake commercials and the 1978 originals.
