"We should commandeer the ship."
Buckwheat [Elliot Schlegelmilch]
"And do what? Run around the ocean doing freelance oceanographic research?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 5, 2004
How to get the target research scientist off of the Mitsuhama oceanographic research vessle. Not exactly Blackbeard.
"Actually, I was trying to get you up... (I take the ring (of invisibility) off)... that should help."
Rebecca "Becks the Great" Russell
AD&D (1st Edition) ~~ July 3, 2003
innuendo
"Normally before I come up to get a back-rub from you Chris, I
REMOVE articles of clothing."
Fall 1995
"You don't even know what these functions are. They just exist."
"Well, it didn't catch the first time, but a little lube helped it in."
Gerald Boice
Swamp Romp ~~ Fall 2001
Setting Trogs on fire with burning spears that took two burning grease spells to light.
"Being a hero is tiring."
T. Luke Renner
Young Dwagons - Feng Shui ~~ October 3, 2002
"If they wouldn't have called on Korr for help, then everything would have been all right and nobody would have had to be shoved into a fire or anything."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ April 25, 2016
They let the cleric of Azathoth see a Tentacle of Cthulhu. They didn't have to.
"So, did we put 'spare boots' on the list of things on the cart?"
The Keep ~~ May 7, 2017
Meeting the colossal grey ooze.
"Throw one of our platinum in there."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
"Why?!?"
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"'Cause I'm not going in there for a lousy gold."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ June 14, 2020
Whether to search the room "filled with offal, dung and other trash and debris, and with a nauseating and overwhelming scent of feces" (yes, the description was quite redundant).
"...And because Benjamin is a dead white European male, we just
believe him..."
Dr. Greg Francis
on electricity
