10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1765 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"He appears to be a humanoid weasel."
Charlie Delimata
Phil DeKoning
"OK, the nose is similar..."
Charlie Delimata
Scraypers ~~ Spring 1997
describing NPC's

"Do you have any trade goods?"
Gate Scribe at the Little Keep [Quint Ringsak]
"Do you have a warehouse?"
Wallen [Phil DeKoning]
Gate Scribe at the Little Keep [Quint Ringsak]
"Then no."
Wallen [Phil DeKoning]
"What if I had said 'Yes?'"
Gate Scribe at the Little Keep [Quint Ringsak]
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 22, 2002
Entering the Keep

"This code is surprisingly well commented... I'm fixing that."
September 3, 2004
I was just fixing the fact that the php was commented with HTML comments... honest.

"Stop goosing me with the toaster!"
Derek "Reeker" Sonderegger
September 15, 1996

"I shoot him in the face."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Shadows of Malta ~~ January 21, 2007
Deadpanned with perfect timing to make Lloyd spit gatorade at June and get it up his nose.

"It wasn't a war between England and Spain, it was a war between Good and Evil..."
Jacob Vaun (NPC) [Greg Schneider]
"So, it was England and France!"
Ella [Matt Hosking]
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
Shallow minded PCs.

"You appeared to be a man in need of assistance... or at least you appeared to be in need of assistance."
February 6, 2003
to Phil

"While we're waiting, I'm going to do Women's Work on him."
Jay Rost
The Kobold Quest ~~ Summer 1999
Trying to bring Phil's character around

"I think the problem with this couple is that they're from different movies."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
May 14, 1999

"I don't think I signed up for these kinds of conversations!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 14, 2008
Listening to talk of frying bacon naked and oral sex with someone who has seizures.

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