10 Selected Humorous Quotes

10 Selected Humorous Quotes

Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which currently contains 1889 humorous quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of quotes.

The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie, Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people (departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so just bear with us.

"You'd rather think than finger someone?"
Spring 1997

"Don't start to think that this repeating stuff is because I'm getting senile, because maybe I am, but this is on purpose."
Dr. Doug Herbster
Education, Curriculum & Instruction 209, Educational Psychology & Human Development, Adolescence, MSU ~~ Fall 1995

"The next random encounter, you get to be the lead on."
Izelda Burns [Steven Thompson]
"The next random encounter, you get to be alone on."
Locke [Pat "Admiral" Nelson]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ October 13, 2019
Regarding the runaway wagon carrying the bard and the ranger's animal companion.

"It's a post-spelling generation."
Religious Studies 204, Old Testament, MSU ~~ Fall 1995
on the inability of people to spell now that spell checkers are built into everything...

"Can I eat your taco?"
Brownie Jo Knight
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 24, 2009
Said to Ashton about some Taco Bell food.

"We should commandeer the ship."
"And do what? Run around the ocean doing freelance oceanographic research?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 5, 2004
How to get the target research scientist off of the Mitsuhama oceanographic research vessle. Not exactly Blackbeard.

"God!! It's a keeper!"
Leo [Mike Resner]
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
on seeing a creature in the water-filled room and finding it's a lake trout.

"What?!? Haven't you ever been a guy before?"
Erik Carlsten
July 28, 1999

"I think I can talk through this proof in just a couple of minutes."
Math 449, Applied Complex Analysis, MSU ~~ Fall 1993

"Water room. Someone else please look inside. I'm gonna sit here with my fish."
Verika [Heather ]
Frontier Pathfinding ~~ January 10, 2021
The fish supposedly had been cursed to have the undeniable urge to immerse herself in water. It's hard to explain.

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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

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