Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1873 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
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The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"When you add up a lot of small numbers, you eventually get a pretty
Dr. Larry Jackson
"This looks easier to me on a Friday."
503, Abstract Algebra
~~ Spring 1998
"I took an automobile piloting skill, did anyone else?"
"You know what, Phil? Your character doesn't get to drive."
Nightbane ~~ Spring 1998
Remembering past bad experiences
"I know you just called so you could quote me!"
May 6, 2001
"Or, like in quantum mechanics with particles moving in a
1-dimensional line... I don't want to talk about that."
450, Applied Mathematics I
~~ Spring 1994
"You tried to put a sickle in her kiester!"
"Girls don't like that."
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ October 6, 2013
Why the bandit leader was upset with the ranger...
"Brian, you look like a bright boy. You can remember where it goes."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ December 11, 2007
Well, the player's reference card was on the back of a status card with one counter on it. Playing Emira.
"Oddly enough, cows don't make much butter around a dragon."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003
when do cows make butter?
"Is there anything in these woods we should worry about?"
"Yes, this bad dice roll."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
Things To Do In Greyhawk When You're Undead ~~ Spring 2000
Sometimes the monsters aren't the worst enemy.
"Screw the board, let's burn Gene!"
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ November 14, 2006
Playing Ricochet Robots. John has suggested destroying this game many ways and at many times
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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