Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1774 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
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The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Freeze! Drop your weapons!"
"OK, what now?"
"We wait an action to see what they're doing."
"They're still running."
"We open fire! [sounds of bullets, rockets, machine guns, lasers, phasers, spears, ducks, and sheep flying at the enemies. Bodies exploding and dropping]"
"Now for their first action..."
Lloyd's Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1994
Initative problems and parties
"I'm not responsible for a subcontinent."
March 2, 2005
The accents of some tech support people outside of the continental US...
"Unfortunately, the shadowrun rules set is designed for a particular
simulation (people shooting at each other in corridors) with a few
add-ons such as decking (people shooting at each other in virtual corridors), rigging (people shooting at each other in streets) and
magic (people shooting at each other in corridors in a different
reality), and it does a shitty job at modeling anything else. The
universe is great though."
April 11, 1998
"I was doing great..."
"Then combat started."
Pat "Admiral" Nelson
The ranger got a critical hit during the surprise round, then got paralyzed in the first round of regular combat..
"I'd recommend a withdrawl, but I think we're winning..."
Ox [Phil DeKoning]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003
"I have very few quarrels, and that's not like me."
201, Introduction to Feminist Theories and Methodologies
~~ Fall 1994
"You did warn him that we were a bunch of freaks..."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
"No, I just figured he had some common sense."
Rebecca "Becks the Great" Russell
January 1, 2005
Becky introducing a friend from Alaska...
"If you don't do anything wrong, you can't make mistakes."
August 30, 1996
"Sometimes when you're afraid to move, that's when you have your movement."
"Much like VISA, Jakob is, yet again, everywhere people needs to be."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ March 31, 2009
Strategy in Power Grid.
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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