Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1856 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"I'm not going to say anything stupid."
October 22, 2004
Why she hadn't been quoted yet...
"You all just start meditating and hit the resonance frequency of the
universe. Sory, thank you for playing."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
"Get it up! Get it up!! Get it up there!!"
"Uh, I don't know you that well."
Tuesday Boardgame Night ~~ January 22, 2008
Actually, he was talking about card totals on SkipBo piles.
"It's like Max Hedron...but stupid. "
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
In response to Harvey Korman's robot how to video. He had like 4 characters.
"If I hadn't been a flaming coward, I could have been really hurt!"
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ February 14, 2002
"Just because you're brave doesn't mean you heal fast."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 1, 2004
Sad, but true.
"Move or die."
Deserea [Mitch Allen]
To the wounded, prone, disarmed swordsman who could not move because Deserea was now blocking his only path of egress.
"I don't bicker."
Apple [Clacy (Garmeson) Olson]
"Well, not without a weapon."
Putting the aspiring militant in her place.
"I take a deep breath and see if I die..."
Kyle [Jeff Brister]
Shadowrun ~~ March 12, 2001
"Certainly don't drink and drive, get high and fly a plane home..."
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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