Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1758 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"The look on Phil's face... I don't know if it was from the pasta or finally exposing your character to someone new!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 1, 2005
Finally getting a new player...
"That's that part of that theorem I haven't written down yet."
454, Introduction to Dynamical Systems I
~~ Fall 1996
"I become immune to schmuckness!"
Verna (Askins) Benner
December 6, 1997
"Uh-oh. Max iniative. I'm using all my 6's now. This doesn't bode well for later."
"Yes, it does. Shut up."
Seattle Shadowrun ~~ Fall 2001
Don't jinx it.
"Are you kidding? It crashes like a princess's limo!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
September 29, 1998
in response to email from a co-worker
asking 'Has anybody had any problems with the program's stability?'
"Sometimes on this quotes page, you get really cool quotes, and
sometimes you just get kinda dumb ones."
August 27, 1997
"Hey look, it's some cops
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Imperial troops were trashing the tree top home of one Chewbacca, known criminal and rebel sympathizer.
"Those are the BIGGEST sheep tracks I've ever seen! Who knew that sheep had claws?"
Ben [Shaun Neece]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
on 00-ing a tracking roll and finding a Manticore
"Is that clean?"
"No, my alias is a convicted felon."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
About Giggy's ID, after a border guard had just walked off with it.
"At least it's against you, Keith"
T. Luke Renner
"No, actually, it's against you, Luke."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ January 1, 2003
Retreating from Gargoyles who are shredding the party...
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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