Welcome to the Quotes Page. Below you will find 10 quotes selected at random from our repository, which
currently contains 1846 humorous
quotes. You can get another random set of quotes from the system, or
you can search for speficic quotes using the links below the list of
The quotes in the database are quotes that we (Jones, Carrie,
Julio, Phil, Clacy and I, our friends, their friends, etc.) think are
good (cool, silly, humorous, unprofessional, etc.). These include
gaming quotes, professor quotes, classroom quotes, and general life
quotes. Wherever possible, we attribute the quote with speaker and
date, and we try to provide links to home pages of all the people
(departments, etc.) featured here. Many of these are inside jokes, so
just bear with us.
"Teaching's supposed to make things intuitive. Well, then, we're out of a job!"
504, Linear Algebra
~~ Spring 1998
"Who lies about being a fumigator?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
Looking for loopholes in plans.
"I was running a search of my database of English words. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 19, 2006
Appropriate epitaphs for a tractor in a second language.
"That's that part of that theorem I haven't written down yet."
454, Introduction to Dynamical Systems I
~~ Fall 1996
"This film has been modified from its original, it has been formatted
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
December 29, 1999
"That was the dumbest thing I've heard."
"Have you read the quotes page?"
"Today. The dumbest thing I've heard, today."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
There's no need to be insulting!
"This looks easier to me on a Friday."
503, Abstract Algebra
~~ Spring 1998
"A purple skinned monster shows up."
"Oh! Jesus Christ!"
Persephone [T. Luke Renner]
"No, just Ugly."
One of the characters, Ugly, was a purple skinned monster.
"I'm a very bad little girl!"
May 6, 2001
"I suppose if you made your friends, you could pick their
Harn ~~ September 15, 1998
Thanks to: Everyone Quoted
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner,
Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.
Clacy Olson, and Carrie Jones
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