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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"I think it's a much better show if you pretend it's not Luke Skywalker, but a young CockKnocker."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011

"This hurts my soul...even more than my jokes."
Anthony LaMonaca
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
This was in the first half hour and right before he got into the peach schnapps.

"Wookie ookie? What is a wookie ookie?"
"I'm going to say it's a depraved sex act."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ 2011
I shouldn't have asked

"Well shit man! He might have had 4 hands like that asshole on the tv"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
He was speculating about the guard, we could see two hands. That 'asshole on the tv' was Harvey Korman in drag, doing an alien cooking show that involved having to stir, whip, and beat all at the same time.

"Wow...It's Bobba Fett on a dinosaur. Your argument is invalid."
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
He's right.

"‎WTF is wrong with Han's face?"
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Think what Indy would look like if he looked at the Arc.

"Did Luke just say we could be Facebook friends?"
Anthony LaMonaca
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
It really did sound like Luke said that.

"Hey look, it's some cops "
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Imperial troops were trashing the tree top home of one Chewbacca, known criminal and rebel sympathizer.

"It's a Bantha sex doll."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
I don't know what it was, but that's what it looked like.

"This is now getting creepy "
Anthony LaMonaca
"Getting?!"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
That pretty much sums it up.

"It's like Max Hedron...but stupid. "
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
In response to Harvey Korman's robot how to video. He had like 4 characters.

"‎Meanwhile, back at Swiss Family Robinsons."
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Apparently the Swiss Family Robinsons took architecture lessons from Wookies.

"It's a Star Wars version of Jersey Shore"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
There was a fake commercial advertising a reality show set on Tatooine and how we should all feel better that we don't live there.

"You're old and you're done"
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
My explanation to Lloyd as to why I cut him off. He wanted more Vodka.

"It's the Cantina theme as a dirge and Bea Arthur is singing!"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Maude as a bartender at the Mos Eisly cantina...what else can I say.

"Are Donny and Marie brother and sister, married, or both?"
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
I'm not sure how we got to this subject.

"They needed filler?! It's all fucking filler. It's like a pie"
Anthony LaMonaca
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
It took like 12 minutes of film time for Bea Arthurs song and closing down the cantina.

"This is no longer Empire TV...is it?"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Lloyd was too drunk to tell the difference between fake commercials and the 1978 originals.

"‎WOOKIE SEX!"

Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Chewbacca staring lovingly into the eyes of his wife...

"Was there a plot here?"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
The movie was almost over and we didn't know.

"Why are the wookies going to carousel?"
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Red robes, bad animation, and Carrie Fisher signing...you explain it.

"When did you sell your soul, C3-PO"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Even then he was hawking the merchandise.

"Dude, the guard looks like he's whacking off to this"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Imperials really really like Jefferson Starship.


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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

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Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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