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Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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"In a system with 'bad stuff' there has to be 'good stuff' too..."
"Not in Call of Cthulhu."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 7, 2003
About the merits of various gaming systems...

"We try to distribute everything fairly."
Eric Beckman
"I have the passenger, you have the cred stick, and he has the cops..."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 7, 2003
Giving everyone their fair share. (From each according to his abilities, to each according to their needs?)

"Does it help if I have customers?"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 26, 2003
trying to make a living...

"Well, can we still do the 'porking?'"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 16, 2003
Bad (very bad) handwriting on the map...

"If you're looking for your sanity, it got thrown out with the trash a long time ago... If you're looking for some Cheese Nips, we have none."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 13, 2003

"We've got a portal to the dark forces, and instead of trying to destroy it, we're using it to rob Fuchi."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 16, 2003
When the ghouls kept coming out from under the beat-up van, and the group was contemplating not eradicating them, but putting them to profitable use...

"Use the forks, Luke."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 13, 2003
Forks in hand.

"How well do you know the vehicle?"
"Carnally."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 13, 2003
That had been established a few sessions back...

"Luke, roll intelligence... you can use combat pool for this."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 13, 2003
It was a very combat related intelligence thing... even though they were not really in combat yet. It did work to get everyone in a panic. :)

"So, Phil, you'd have to Resist a 38DD."
"I can't."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 13, 2003
Damage code from having a building dropped on you, not better things.

"When last we met our intrepid heroes, ..."
"They left and we showed up."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 4, 2004
Getting back into the swing of things after a few weeks off...

"How about I conjure myself a fragging bandaid!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
After having problems with a conjuration on the fringes of a mana storm in the middle of the outback, which resulted in a serious physical wound...

"I hate lizards!"
"Yes, but which do you hate more: lizards, or..."
"Or sentry drones?..."
"OK, or sentry drones, or..."
"Or strippers?..."
"No, not strippers. Or helecoptors?"
"Well, I prefer to stay on the ground, so my favorite would be... um ... strippers!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
One day, Buckwheat gets to go on a helecoptor ride that encounters some bad (really bad) turbulence, that night he gets to spend with two attractive, female 'exotic entertainment specialists' in a fancy hotel in Alice Springs, and the next day he's out in the outback helping to (or at least trying to help) fight off some kind of giant lizard.

"Something's wrong!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"Something's wrong with this whole damn trip!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
Those who are magically active got a bad feeling as the mana storm got nearer.

"So what's the atmosphere like?"
Anthony LaMonaca
"Oxygen, Nitrogen, a little CO2..."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 15, 2004
Clarifying the description of the Bar...

"Just because you're brave doesn't mean you heal fast."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 1, 2004
Sad, but true.

"It's not a go-gang, it's more of a stop-gang."
Quithus [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ July 7, 2004
About the motorcycle gang who had set up a toll-blocade along the highway...

"If your essence goes below 0, then you're most definitely cyberpsychotic. So, you're unaware of your humanity, you lose awareness of ethics and morals..."
"And you become a disk jockey."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 24, 2004
Explaining why essence was important to new players...

"I need to see... Well, I guess I don't need to see your driver's license since you're manifestly not driving, but I do need to know the names of those in the vehicle, as well as your destination... And what the hell happened to the left side of this car..."
Australian Highway Cop (NPC) [Keith Seyffarth]
"Batchelor party."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 24, 2004
As the officer first noticed that Giggy was not a rigger, and that the vehicle did not have manual controls, then realized that the passenger side of the vehicle was seriously ravaged (by a the side effects of a mana storm, though the cop never found that out...).

"Roll body."
"[after a long pause]... No."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 1, 2004
If only it worked that way.

"What did you roll?"
"They're all...less than...one."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 15, 2004
Gotta hate wound modifiers!

"I didn't ask for this."
"None of us did, but we're here."
Anthony LaMonaca
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
On returning a soda that he didn't want, Philosiphy for free.

"I'm not thinking what you're thinking I'm thinking."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
Hmmm...

"We should commandeer the ship."
"And do what? Run around the ocean doing freelance oceanographic research?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 5, 2004
How to get the target research scientist off of the Mitsuhama oceanographic research vessle. Not exactly Blackbeard.

"Make a reaction test."
"Do you always choose the things I've got only 2 dice in?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
Wouldn't be too surprising...

"So when can we get paid?"
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"We don't want money, what we want is karma. Wait...I'm the rigger! We want money!"
QuickSilver [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 2, 2004
At least he's honest.

"How much Karma pool do you have left?"
"Three."
T. Luke Renner
"Ah, you're fine!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 2, 2004
Being targeted by a pop-up turret.

"My favorite there [Cafe Zydeco] is the very misnamed 'gutbuster' sandwich. It was great. What should have been called the 'gutbuster' was the jambalaya along with a half a pitcher of margaritas."
"Ummm... What were you thinking?"
"Something similar to: "Jambalaya hot. Mouth burning. Cool liquid.""
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
About dinner plans for the group.

"They need a distraction."
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"Would this be a 'blow up the building across the street' or a 'seduce the secretary so she's not looking' distraction?"
QuickSilver [Johnathon Holroyd]
"Kinda both..."
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"So, blow up the secretary so she's not looking?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
The job Raven had just committed the group to...

"You can put a lot of Krispy Kreems in a truck."
QuickSilver [Johnathon Holroyd]
"You can put a lot of doughnuts in a cop!"
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 30, 2004
Setting up a Lone Star distraction.

"Were you making out with the fire extinguisher?"
"Yes."
T. Luke Renner
"Dude! Get a blow-up doll!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 4, 2004
Well, he was the one who pointed out the lip prints on the glass in front of the fire extinguisher next to my apartment door - and that they were at about the right height for him...

"It's kinda fun to say "Roll bod," isn't it?"
"No."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
Ahhh... ShadowRun...

"Look what I brought! Now I can erase my whole character sheet!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 27, 2004
He brought an eraser...

"I kinda gotta go, they're in combat and Luke's gonna die..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 30, 2004
Getting a phone call in the middle of game...

"I just get scowls when I try to pun."
"Yeah, but all of your puns are about nipples."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 16, 2004

"If I'm going to blow you up, I'll let you know."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 18, 2004

"Yeah, that's when me and Ziggy go out the front door."
T. Luke Renner
"Giggy! Not Ziggy!"
Phil DeKoning
"[Keith snorts pop into his nose.] Cream soda hurts."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 18, 2004
Get the names right, then!

"There seems to be a crane barrelling - for sufficently broad definitions of barrelling - toward the van."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 2, 2004
You find weapons where you can.

"I killed him once, I can kill him again."
"That's true."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 2, 2004
Unfortunatly they keep coming back.

"That's not grape, That's peat moss!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005
About the smell of Mountain Dew Pitch Black.

"You know, Elliot, there comes a time in every man's life when he starts to notice changes in his body..."
T. Luke Renner
"How would you know?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005

"Sorry 'bout the chili, dude..."
"My God, man, don't fart! You're fighting a fire elemental!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005
About the effects of the current environment on Giggy's bloodhound nose phys-ad ability - and what whom had been eating that day...

"What are you doing on 4?"
"Same thing I do every time... fail."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005
Once again, gotta hate wound modifiers...

"... You know, where trolls get their underthings..."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"...and dildos..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
Figuring out where to shop for lingerie for a woman with atypical proportions.

"Her hips and waist aren't that big, it's the edible bra that will kill you."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
What interesting underthings to purchase for an unknown woman of astounding proportions.

"We've got three drawers to fill: plain, romantic, and what the hell??"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
About the differences in the style of the underwear purchased.

"Does squinting give me a bonus?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
About his astral perception.

"Apparently, it had been fitted to a lawnmower engine."
Phil DeKoning
"OK, who let the rigger have the dildo?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
Sex toys getting dangerous.

"If you are trying to come up with another pun, don't."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
Why not?

"Fresh Bread... It's the best smell to sell stuff."
T. Luke Renner
"As opposed to ferrits and dog shit, which is probably the worst."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
About how Quicksilver could use his tailored pheromones to improve his negotiation.

"What is my new roommate's name?"
Phil DeKoning
"Ming Shei."
"[looks at character sheet]... Other gear..."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
About the former Triad prostitute who the group had rescued, who was now staying at Giggy's place...

"Keith, Did you hear the one you missed?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
About Phil's random movie generator.

"If you want a distraction, you could just alienate the pilot of an incoming plane."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
Getting the plane they were in off the ground without being stopped again.

"Let's just Chuck Yeager this thing."
"You don't Chuck Yeager a C-5!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
Outrunning missiles in a cargo plane.

"We could create a snake mortar."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 24, 2005
How to use 250 garter snakes to create a diversion...

"I suppose we could light her on fire..."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 24, 2005
Other ways to get past the secretary...

"No, we probably should have brought guns."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 24, 2005
The things you think of once you encounter the bad guys.

"Dude, babes don't like to be called 'chicks.'"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"I think you should throw a 'you sexist bastard' into that for good measure."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 24, 2005
Useless banter...

"It's going to be the strangest thing that ever happened to them. You're going to steal their car and take it home for them."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
Trying to steal a car to get into a gated community to do recon.

"What was your perception roll?"
"4, 4, 4, 3"
"But the extra 4's stage that up from mod perception to serious."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
If only it worked that way.

"I walk around saying 'Hi,' to everyone on board."
Phil DeKoning
"I walk around saying 'yes,' to everyone on board."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 14, 2005
How much Japanese their characters knew...

"I don't need Karma Pool, I'm invisible."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 14, 2005
Interesting thought...

"I could buy thirty-three skills at one die each."
Phil DeKoning
"That's enough to order beer in thrity-three languages."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 28, 2005
Spending Karma.

"It's almost like asking politely."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 1, 2005

"Hey, ya wanna go in the bushes for old time's sake?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"Honey, I haven't had near enough to drink yet."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 15, 2005
Apparently it's easier to get lucky with the NPCs than with the PCs...

"With a girlfriend like that, I'd stay home too."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 15, 2005
Whether someone was just late or was staying home because of bad weather. (Not that there's be bad weather in Montana.)

"The look on Phil's face... I don't know if it was from the pasta or finally exposing your character to someone new!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 1, 2005
Finally getting a new player...

"You know they'll have to shave your head for that."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"What? Why?!?"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"Where do you think they put synaptic accelerators? In your left breast?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 17, 2005
Characters going in for surgery...

"My God! We're getting worse!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 8, 2005
Getting the session further derailed than usual.

"I have a charisma of 2! I'm doin' great in my own opinion."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 6, 2005
After being criticized for a bad interaction between his character and an NPC.

"Ah! A concussion grenade is a concussion grenade."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 14, 2005
Tracking down what his equipment was...

"I'm protecting them!"
T. Luke Renner
"From What? Andres?"
"No! Phil's karma!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 14, 2005
Luke's teeny dice...

"I got Johnny up to grade 4."
"What kind of porn were you looking at?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 8, 2005
Talking about an old mage character - not exactly what I meant.

"What would be the powers of a sheep shaman?"
Phil DeKoning
"I don't know, but it would be baaaaaaaaad."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 8, 2005
[Sigh] That's our humor, though.

"Excuse me Sir, sorry for the inconvience..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 8, 2005
No idea... But apparently it was really funny.

"Why did you come here from Bejing?"
"Better dental benefits. ...[joke falls flat]... It's something Phil would say!!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 22, 2005
Yes, but it wasn't said with Phil's lilt.

"You're Betty, right?"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"[Deep voice] Yes."
"Keith, do the femine voice!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 22, 2005
Trying to maintain the roleplaying illusion...

"You see, it's hermetically sealed, and you're a Shaman..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 19, 2006
Bad ShadowRun puns...

"Can you even look at that successfully?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Looking at my new dice bag in the light after Jeffy got his eyes dilated for an eye exam...

"If Timmy gets arrested and we have to complete this run on our own..."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"That wouldn't be so bad."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Inner-party conflict... Isn't it great?

"Using thermographic vision, is there more warmth in her shorts then there should be?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Timmy was talking to a girl in a bar, Phil had his doubts.

"Submit query?"
"[looking at screen] You didn't spell your name right. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Problems with the Pizza Database

"I want 64-bit encryption put on this. I don't want my pizza preferences spread all over the internet!"
Phil DeKoning
"Uh, no. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
The Pizza Database

"Because once bad things happen, we switch to the metric system. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Shadowrun measurements

"The rigger doesn't have Drive!?!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Well, he's got a good control pool.

"In the end, it all comes down to me."
"It all comes down to the end of the Rainbow. "
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
When Fast-Talk rolls go bad.

"You suck. You suck in a completely different way than Andres. "
"Yeah, I'm good looking. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Iniative totals

"What happened to it?"
James [NPC Mechanic] [Keith Seyffarth]
"A combination of lack of driving skill and C4 explosive."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Status of auto repairs

"And why the fuck does the coffin in the back of your car keep buzzing?"
Gena, Car Repainter [NPC] [Keith Seyffarth]
"Oh, that..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Just one of those minor and annoying details.

"Do you know what day it is?"
"Uh... Thursday?"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"No. It's Karma Point Day!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 16, 2006
Shadowrunners...

"I can't decipher my character sheet."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 22, 2005

"Luke, you might want to be careful with those or they might fall in your soda. "
"Guess I'll be playing craps later."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 13, 2005
Regarding Luke's Tiny Dice

"I kill him."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 13, 2005
After Luke and Phil attempt to B.S. the target and are failing miserably - The first appearance of the rigged sniper rifle in the roof of the van (and it did very, very well).

"Hey, Matt, it's Jenny... No, wait, it's not Jenny. It's Michelle. "
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"[to Keith] I'm playing Jenny transfering my call to Michelle."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 17, 2005
Well, character aliases are tough!

"I'm putting the chloroform on him, nothing related to cats."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 17, 2005
I have no idea, but he was trying to kidnap someone by clamping a soaked cloth over his mouth.

"[Just after Elliot arrives] Look, I'm doing homework. "
"I dropped out of school!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 19, 2006
Touche! ( Also the first quote of 2006! )

"Well, if it blows up, then we get to go to India!!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 19, 2006
Other plot threads beckon while opening up a box that's part of the current one.

"[To Elliot:] There's someone standing in the shadows in the other direction. [pause] ... [more pause] ... [Keith nudges Elliot with his foot]"
"Huh?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 19, 2006
Always a pain when the teacher catches you not paying attention!

"Roll Initative"
"[Excited] 21! [Sees Keith's roll of 23] [Dejected] Oh..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 19, 2006
Someone out-initatived a rigger.

"If you want to get the full effect, make sure you belch."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Tips for drinking 7-Up Plus. ( We don't recommend it. )

"OK, Elliot, hurry up. There are people starving here."
"Subtle."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Elliot's Pizza Database takes a while to load up.

"Did you get that comedy CD burned?"
T. Luke Renner
"He didn't bring them. He said that while you were looking at shiny things."
Phil DeKoning
"No, he didn't."
T. Luke Renner
"Yes, he did. "
Everyone
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 16, 2006
I like shiny things too, but sometimes you need to focus.

"A lot divided by two is still greater then the number of M's we have. "

The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 16, 2006
The Zen of Free Cosmic Pizza

"Can we be more pathetic?"
Phil DeKoning
"Yes!"
Everyone
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 19, 2006
Well, it's good that we confirmed it.

"You know how XP works in D&D?"
"Sure... You get XP, you go up levels. "
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"Well, this is pretty much nothing like that. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 16, 2006
You gotta start somewhere with the Karma system in Shadowrun.

"Freaking... Squid..."
"I was running a search of my database of English words. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 19, 2006
Appropriate epitaphs for a tractor in a second language.

"I'll believe it's over when our karma pools refresh."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
ShadowRun combat...

"This cup hides dice."
"Not very well... It's sort of transparent."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006

"Now we are talking! "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 2, 2006
After starting seated in the wrong places because Keith was in the kitchen cooking, everybody moves back to their traditional places... Gamers are a superstitious lot.

"I can get you something [money] once we get to Sydney. "
Jonah (NPC) [Keith Seyffarth]
"Sign the damn paper or you won't make it to Sydney. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 2, 2006
All we wanted was an I.O.U. and a blood sample! ( He didn't make it to Sydney, though. )

"You can roll all the 35's you want, we are serious!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 2, 2006
NPC Will rolls and cash shakedowns.

"The twenty minutes were over ten minutes ago. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 23, 2006
Keith really needs to get a kitchen timer.

"It'll take time to fix, the carburetor's shot. "
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"No, Rainbow's van is shot! "
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
Hyperbole vs Reality. Michelle's car was in the shop, Rainbow's van had been hit with autocannon fire.

"That was the dumbest thing I've heard."
"Have you read the quotes page?"
"Today. The dumbest thing I've heard, today."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
There's no need to be insulting!

"I didn't find the pencil I was looking for just now, but I found the one I was looking for last week."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
You take your success where you can get it, I suppose.

"There are no atheists in U-Hauls."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
Going into battle in a convoy of U-Haul trucks.

"Don't ask how big his subpoena is."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 20, 2006
um... right.

"Ming is not my girlfriend. She's my domineering roommate under 'other gear.'"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 20, 2006
Clarifying ... again.

"And we didn't even have to use a computer to do that..."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 4, 2006
Ordering food.

"No battle plans should ever contain the word 'hopefully.'"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 18, 2006

"You guys got your asses saved by a critical fail???"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 8, 2006
The mage actually did a good job of taking the misinformation seriously...

"What plan? We just sort of half-assed..."
Phil DeKoning
"But it's working... and we don't even have our guns."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 8, 2006
Typical for this group - at least the half-assed part.

"Is everything under control?"
"No, but I think it's as good as it's gonna get."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 8, 2006
As usual.

"(While Keith is reading Dilbert Cartoons handed him by Elliot)
Keith! Focus! "
"( A few minutes later, as Andres is reading Keith's Dr. Suess Dictionary and the rest of the party reviews the plan... )
Some of these are funny! "
"Andres! Focus! "
Everyone
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 25, 2006
Turnabout is fair play, as you know.

"Alright, I do what every good girl would do in this situation: I scream and point! "
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 8, 2006
The proper way to react to scary-looking gunmen in the airport.

"I know I told this story to Phil, but it's still funny."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ July 6, 2006
Relevance? Phil wasn't there, and I didn't know that just telling something to Phil risked it no longer being funny...

"When a mommy gamer and a daddy gamer love each other very much... and they reproduce... you get a little gamer."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ July 6, 2006
Why I had a seven year old in my Throne War the previous weekend...

"I didn't bring a carry-on. All I got is a toilet."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ July 6, 2006
the return flight for espionage required a cover sotry, I guess.

"I've Already used more French than I know."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 14, 2006
More than he knew?

"I apologize."
T. Luke Renner
"No you don't."
Phil DeKoning
"I know."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 14, 2006
For making bad puns.

"How do you ask a couple of girls to go on a shadow run on the first date?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 14, 2006
The one character who should know...

"Wow! Deep thoughts involving ShadowRun. Let's drop that and get to rolling dice."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 28, 2006
Reeling the plot back in...

"Are any of these good can openers?"
Phil DeKoning
"I wouldn't take one home to Ming."
"I'll take one home to Ming."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 28, 2006
Raiding an end of the world shelter...

"Be careful, or I'll quote you."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 12, 2006
Ample warning.

"Let me put it this way: If it's in metric, we're in combat."
Phil DeKoning
"We're in Australia, so we must be in combat a lot."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 12, 2006
When the GM can't keep his units straight...

"I'll stick a couple hundred Nuyen in your g-string, just to be nice. [pause] I've never said that to another player before."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 12, 2006
The other player was playing a stripper.

"Giggy doesn't have a gun."
Johnathon Holroyd
"That's OK, I have a high initiative."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 26, 2006
Problems with splitting up the party.

"So, your choice is either a midnight cruise with Sonny or a midnight rendezvous with Giggy. "
"Either way, you're gonna get wet! "
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 12, 2006
Michelle, choosing which one night mission to take.

"The policeman got distracted by boobs. "
"Good boobs!! "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 12, 2006
What's the best way to avoid trouble with the Coast Guard? A topless stripper with the hiccups!

"God bless strippers when their diaphragms start contracting. "
T. Luke Renner
"No, then they tend to get pregnant. "
Phil DeKoning
"Andres, you're really lucky you don't speak English very well right now."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 26, 2006
Recounting the key events of the previous week.

"Let's give 'em hell! "
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"That's kind of ironic... "
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 26, 2006
Before storming a religious cult meeting.

"I didn't think they'd be shooting at the florists! "
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"We're FTD! "
T. Luke Renner
"Jesus H Christ! We're here for you!"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 26, 2006
Coming under heavy fire while trying to sneak in under the cover of delivering flowers.

"Speaking of horrible interludes..."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 9, 2006
Trying to get back to the subject at hand.

"Don't kill the GM before I get out of the hospital."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 9, 2006
Keeping timing at the forefront...

"Oh, I rolled really good, remember?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 9, 2006
Well, I didn't. It's always important to roll after the GM asks, and make sure you remember the numbers until he gets to processing them.

"You've driven over worse than this."
"Yeah. Motorcyclists."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
Road conditions - past and present.

"If you experience an erection lasting more than four rounds of combat, seek medical attention."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
ShadowRun combat...

"God bless Bananarama!"
T. Luke Renner
"That phrase has never been uttered before."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 7, 2006
Things that come up for no reason...

"... and by 'most of us,' he means 'us two.'"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 25, 2007
As five of the seven of us in the room looked at each other to figure out who Luke's 'most of us' were.

"That's why I'm sharing a room with Nova. That way, when someone says I'll go peek, I know it's safe"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 1, 2007
Sharing hotel rooms...

"I didn't notice anything unusual when I went to the bathroom earlier?"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 1, 2007
Establishing which room the cargo had been hidden in...

"The problem is that the sailboat's going to run out of gas."
Soren Mejstrick
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 15, 2007
How to get to Adelaide from Sydney.

"We've got a car, a gun, IDs..."
Nova [Johnathon Holroyd]
"A thumb."
"I'm not mentioning the thumb..."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 29, 2007
Listing what they were bringing back from Adelaide...

"Why don't we call tomorrow?"
"Because we're calling tonight!"
Sonny [James "Jeffy" Talbott]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 29, 2007
Planning a party on short notice.

"Is there anyone there who is passing a class?"
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 29, 2007
Trying to explain something to drunken frat boys...

"I want to roll gay-dar, actually."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 12, 2007
Trying to determine the intent of the approaching hacker.

"They're not going to splatter my head all over the bar."
"You haven't been playing this game very long, have you?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 12, 2007
How much concern should you have over the sniper in the dance club?

"I'd write that down, but I never want to hear that phrase again."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 26, 2007
The phrase in question was "I don't want to see your combat ass, Johnathan."

"Beware... Inside me is a turret with an autocanon."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 26, 2007
Possible bumper stickers to indicate a vehicular threat.

"OK, I might have been seen, but I don't think I saw them see me. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
Rainbow, defaulting on a stealth roll.

"Keith, your tweezers are now under your couch. "
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
Dropping Keith's stuff while playing with it.

"Everything is in there. If it's not in there, it's in Real Life. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
Talking rules, but it's an interesting comment, nonetheless.

"If it's tear-away, it's Fine clothing. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
You get what you pay for when you buy slutty police stripper uniforms.

"There was a possibility that could have been funnier. "
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
A line that describes most of this list.

"Who was that devil woman!?!?"
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
Having met and endured a 30 minute car ride with Giggy's roommate Ming.

"That gives a whole new meaning to "dumpshock." "
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 12, 2007
The difference between Jacking In in a strip club vs. in a techno-dance club for deckers.

"You can't use Combat Pool on a Charisma roll! "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 12, 2007
That could almost be the title of a book of dating advice.

"Johnathon got bored shaking his booty."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 29, 2007
Why Jonathon wasn't playing his stripper, Nova.

"I've got Etiquette: Clubs. "
Johnathon Holroyd
"Yeah, you gotta know when it's appropriate to sanitize the pole."
Phil DeKoning
"With a carefully placed Wet-One, you can do it through the whole routine."
T. Luke Renner
"(snorts cake into nose)"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 11, 2007
Trying to act appropriately in a French restaurant.

"You see the impending doom.
You see which way the impending doom is coming from.
And you're like, 'The impending doom can point that way [gesturing away from the group].'"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 16, 2007
Describing how 'Control Actions' works.

"No, there will be no shooting involved in this thing."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 16, 2007
That's not too likely...

"OK, Sama, we think there's an AI in here."
"But it could just be porn."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 30, 2007
The contents of a laptop exposed to an unprotected wireless network where a rogue AI was suspected to reside.

"There's a difference between sexual orientation and gender."
"And neither is a choice."
"That's not the difference."
"No, that's a similarity."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 30, 2007
Random comments.

"That was most unfortunate."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 31, 2006
After, in the process of trying to pretend to be part of the religious cult in order to get information, Timmy really blows a roll and actually becomes part of the cult.

"So, what happened after I left?"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"We got Italian food and strippers."
Timmy [James "Jeffy" Talbott]
"[Spends about two minutes trying not to spray Diet Coke out of his nose while laughing.]"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 31, 2006
Humor from (simulated) real life.

"The physics of magic is so interesting."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 20, 2007
Which kind of invisibility was used, and how it affected other things.

"They should have put up a sign that said The end of the world if what's in here gets out, but instead they put up a sign that said Toxic."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 20, 2007
They figured out what was in the compound.

"I have platinum Docwagon. You can keep looking."
Sonny [James "Jeffy" Talbott]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 20, 2007
...to the real estate agent after she told them that it looked like the property they were looking at belonged to Saeder-Krup.

"When the whistling gets loud, pull the cord."
"Cross your legs."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 16, 2007
Parachute jumping in a skirt.

"God, he's good! He's like our own little Broadway show!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
Andres skill at impersonating and modifying the Muppets sketch Mahna Mahna.

"(Getting up to follow Keith)
I know what that look from a GM means."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"It means I'm going to take a leak."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 16, 2007
Alright, maybe he didn't know.

"He rolled MOD perception. All he can see are the remainders."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
Geek humor. If you don't get it, that's probably for the best.

"You can take BOD points of overflow damage and still be resurectable. "
"So crucifixion is a base deadly?"
Phil DeKoning
"Huh?"
T. Luke Renner
"Well, you're still resurectable."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
The combination of Shadowrun and Catholic humor.

"This country's a giant Muppet Show sketch!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
Names of cities and regions in India and Pakistan.

"That's not Yiddish, it sounds more like yak wrangler."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
Figuring out which translation chapter to use from the 1960's vintage dictionary.

"Is that clean?"
Nigel [Adam Munson]
"No, my alias is a convicted felon."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
About Giggy's ID, after a border guard had just walked off with it.

"I understand, but it kinda sucks to be on this side of it..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
The party finally gets hit with a hellblast, after the party's previous mage had used it how many times?

"You suck. Who are you, Phil?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
after Andres' horrible rolls to save the van.

"Can I write a note and put it on my chest that reads: Please deliver to Pakistan?"
T. Luke Renner
"No. You're on fire."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
After the hellblast while trying to cross the India-Pakistan border.

"I don't think I'm going to 'stealth' in a lake."
Sean Hay
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 28, 2007
How to appropriately concentrate the new character's stealth skill.

"Why Turkey?"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"They make a funny noise."
"[Gobbles]"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"[Silence]"
Everyone
"I'm not gonna lie - that was impressive!"
Sean Hay
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Trying to figure out the elf's motivations.

"I may have just mugged a transporter for the Yakuza."
"Why?"
T. Luke Renner
"Because it was shiny."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Still trying to figure out the elf's motivations.

"Hey Giggy, I just mugged that guy!"
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Well, at least he's honest.

"You can have an igneous rope..."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Explaining crates of magical talisma.

"I'm from London."
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
That explains everything.

"Um... Nigel, if that guy running up the stairs right now jumped when he reached the top, that would be a shame."
Jack [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 6, 2007
Giving hints to other players while trying to not break character.

"Wow, that stuff is remarkably mediocre."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 6, 2007
Pomegranate 7-Up.

"[poke, poke] Nigel's being arrested by the cops."
"So, do you want me to shoot them?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 13, 2007
Not the expected response from the player who didn't seem to be paying attention.

"I'm gonna go to that door and open it."
"So, Sean's thinking about starting a D and D game. You should play the big, dumb fighter."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 15, 2007
Metagaming.

"I'm sweating behind my ears."
"From the hair?"
"No, I think from the heat."
"And the hair."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 23, 2008
Is this really the conversation you want to be having while cooking dinner?

"Chao!"
"Chao? isn't that Italian?"
Phil DeKoning
"Yes."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 23, 2008
Overhearing a phone conversation mostly in Spanish.

"I like the big cock and balls."
"Yeah, me too."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
The two guys in the group who have steady, long-term girlfriends...

"You drop the veil, and it's a cock."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
The plan to deface a rival school.

"We gotta have herpes!"
Atilius [Sean Hay]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
More on the plan to deface a rival school.

"We need a dildo, to show the elemental what it looks like."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
Still planning to deface a rival school's campus landmark.

"Who lies about being a fumigator?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 6, 2008
Looking for loopholes in plans.

"I've got a clipboard, I've got a pen, I've got termites in my pocket..."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"We're ready to party!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Preparing to prepare to sneak into a campus building in the middle of the night.

"You have a little pinky."
"[Looks at Andres blankly.]"
"It's trying to escape."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
I had a hole in my sock.

"Does anyone need something blown?"
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Now that he had his air elemental back...

"We'll do a little, like 10 foot, dong or something."
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Little? I'm not sure if I'm more nervous about Nigel's world view, or Adam's.

"It'll harden as you go."
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
getting spray foam to hold it's shape.

"I'm banishing my thingy."
Nigel [Adam Munson]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Dismissing an elemental.

"We don't want beams sticking out of our penis."
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Removing the scaffolding from the sculpture.

"I wasn't expecting..."
"You weren't expecting a big, foam cock? Who does?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Off-topic interruptions.

"Someone needs to fix my alignment."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"This is Shadowrun, you don't have an alignment."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 26, 2007
Difficulties with cars and gaming systems.

"For God's sake, Keith, you sound like a deaf mute having sex!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Keith trying not to spray soda out of his nose while laughing.

"The less we disturb them, the sooner they'll get done."
"The more we disturb them, the sooner they'll give up!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 5, 2008
Actors in Keith's building shooting some kind of movie scene over and over and over and over...

"Keith, I won't be masturbating the cake again; it's frosting."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 2, 2008
Comments from the guy providing dessert. Would you let this man cook your dinner?

"I had a thought, but I don't want to make the quotes list with it."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 2, 2008
Tough.

"I live on a boat with an alligator."
Sonny [James "Jeffy" Talbott]
"I live with an insane Chinese woman."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 2, 2008
Who do you want to go home with?

"Have I been healed yet?"
"No!"
Everyone
"Enjoy yourself."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 2, 2008
How time passes...

"At least we'll have a turn...
Before he gets his second one."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 5, 2008
The bad guys all had higher initiative, damn it.

"My unarmed combat skill is higher now. Do you want me to teach you how to drive?"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 14, 2008
Reference to Giggy's tendency to punch people who he thinks can't drive.

"I'll show you the credstick if you heal me."
Atilius [Sean Hay]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 14, 2008
Negotiating with the party mage.

"I don't think I signed up for these kinds of conversations!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 14, 2008
Listening to talk of frying bacon naked and oral sex with someone who has seizures.

"Who wears denim bras anymore!?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ May 28, 2008
Examining the art on the cover of the SRII.

"...being more on fire is more important than..."
"Oh, moron is right!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Getting Hell Blasted in a motel room, then jumping out the window while on fire.

"Don't piss him off! I've got to survive this!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"That's the spirit, Giggy!"
Twitch [Johnathon Holroyd]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Phil's time slice hadn't happened yet, Adam's was currently in progress.

"Write that down! My hands are dirty!"
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Gathering quotes...

"How many books do you need?"
"How much money did he just give us?"
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Players grabbing all the books off the shelf...

"I've got 347k - I can afford lunch."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Who was buying what...

"That's OK. He's three floors up, and the room's on fire."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Why he wasn't concerned about being shot at.

"Has everybody recovered from 'Anne Frank?'"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"That's a sentence you don't hear every day."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 13, 2008
Playing Apples to Apples. Jeffy had played "Anne Frank" as "Lucky." No, we weren't playing the "sour Apples" variant.

"I'll be right back."
Phil DeKoning
"Where are you going?"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"I've got to go retrieve Keith's screen."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Well, Keith's kitchen window didn't seem to be open and the screen wasn't held in very tightly.

"You may play rugby, Adam, but the four of us can take you."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 18, 2008
Adam was out of debt while playing Redneck Life!! That just ain't right!!

"Alright, yours is bigger then mine."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 18, 2008
Comparing debt stacks in Redneck Life.

"I'm having a hard time believing you're rolling your fixer."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 22, 2008
Robbing one's own contacts does not seem logical.

"Hey, Giggy! I just mentally mugged that guy!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 19, 2008
Referencing previous missteps on the part of the party's mage - as he was mind-linked with the Ares security mage who was trying to gather information.

"No, not a whiskey elemental, a whiskey spirit."
Phil DeKoning
"What?"
"A whiskey spirit."
Phil DeKoning
"Nigel's too drunk to get it."
"Or Adam's too stupid."
Phil DeKoning
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 19, 2008
bad puns in shadowrun...

"If you can repeat screaming and panting..."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 17, 2008

"It's the last one, we have to make it good. There has to be a fart joke, there has to be a shit joke, there has to be a sex joke."
T. Luke Renner
"But does there have to be a fart-shit-sex joke?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 17, 2008
The final day of a long campaign...

"What's a nail file?"
"You evern been in prison? It's like a shank."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 17, 2008
the language barrier - after all these years.


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