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"...the joys of fighting women and children."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ November 7, 2002
why these bugbears were easier to kill...

"What? Do you need "seduction?""
Jade/Naomi [T. Luke Renner]
"No, I need you to kill the halfling!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ November 14, 2002
a small nuisance on the road.

"I'm gonna put that away... it seems you're easily distracted by boobs."
Dr. Kevin "The K-Dog" Zoren Esq
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ November 21, 2002
about a copy of Maxim

"Don't do that to me now, I'm in combat!"
Diana [T. Luke Renner]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ May 8, 2003

"As a free action, can I think?"
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ May 1, 2003

"All right, who greased the halfling?"
Biko the Grel Barbarian [Keith Seyffarth]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ May 1, 2003
after Diana got out from under the pile of hobgoblins who had pinned her four times in a row...

"I never realized Satan had such beady little eyes."
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 17, 2003
after being shot down by the GM.

"You look good with that spleen in your hair."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 3, 2003
to Biko after some rather gruesome combat.

"Watch out! Now Phil's gonna karma drain your pen!"
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 10, 2003
You just have to have gamed with Phil...

"Biko!! Mage!
I aim my barbarian and... loose!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 10, 2003
after finding the mage

"We can hear you now. Not that it matters, we don't listen."
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 17, 2003
as the Fighter, Knight Errant, and Barbarian were charging into battle.

"Just to interrupt..."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
as he was interrupting...

"I think the dragon with the milk maid was better than the ketchup."
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003

"I'd recommend a withdrawl, but I think we're winning..."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003

"Do you put the word out that you're in search of adventurers?"
"No, I put the word out that I'm in search of ... wiskey."
Biko the Grel Barbarian [Keith Seyffarth]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
as the party got back to civilization.

"The more you kill us, the worse we get... we're like cockroaches."
Roger Nummerdor
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
after he intorduced his latest protigee...

"I got a wizzard?!? I hit it over the head with a pirate!"
Biko the Grel Barbarian [Keith Seyffarth]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
killing pirates... they attacked us, so it's all right.

"This brings us to a strange scenario... for the next few weeks, when we're asleep, we'll have to rest."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003
figuring out how to deal with the damage that was dealt out in the dream world differently than that which was dealt out in the real world...

"This may be the first time anyone has caused an allergic reaction in a shellfish..."
Roger Nummerdor
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 20, 2003
After stabbing the giant oyster with the dagger of hives.

"Oh... Please stop dancing."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003

"Oh shit! The spider's a mage!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003
Casting a spell to appear around one giant spider, then attack the others in full view of the mage-hating barbarian.

"Do you want to carry over?"
"Can I carry over to Max?"
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003
where will the damage do the most good... or the least harm...

"We are temporarily experiencing magical effects. Do not attempt to adjust your hit points..."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003

"Watch out, this guy's got bad breath."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003
it was some kind of nasty undead with a nasty breath attack...

"Therefore, by logical things: bitch hurt us bad, us = bitch, us hurt them bad."
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003
Trying to explain the reason to go back to the barbarian.

"No, a lot of stuff comes out of cows."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003

"Oddly enough, cows don't make much butter around a dragon."
Roger Nummerdor
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003
when do cows make butter?

"Hey, if we want our own breath weapon, we can just grab the cow by the tail and swing it around a bit..."
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003
What?!?!?

"At least it's against you, Keith"
T. Luke Renner
"No, actually, it's against you, Luke."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ January 1, 2003
Retreating from Gargoyles who are shredding the party...

"They're going to kill me!"
Johnathon Holroyd
"That'll wake you up."
Roger Nummerdor
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
Attacking the character who was a heavy sleeper...

"If I'm specialized in long bow, do I have to be proficient with it?"
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 12, 2003
In Hackmaster, who knows?

"My God! It's after Martin!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
"Who's Martin? Oh, that's me!"
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003
Character names can be difficult.

"Take eleven points from magic missile."
"Ah Ha! If he can hit me with that, he should be in range!"
Johnathon Holroyd
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 27, 2003
Upsides, downsides...

"What's your armor class, Wiz-boy?"
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 3, 2003
AC's around -10 breed contempt.


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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

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