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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"You know what, Phil? This [The extended fist] just isn't working anymore. I think we're just going to have to beat the crap out of you."
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
The controls are failing

"Sorry Guys."
Wayne Stone
"Oh, no problem, somebody has to be Kevin Bacon."
Eric Beckman
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
After several people walk up and talk to Wayne for no good reason

"It's kind of like the Brady Bunch except we've got more tusks."
Phil DeKoning
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Everybody playing Half-human classes, maybe a common parent?

"Jello-Hutt, somebody order a cube?"
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Delivering a couple gelatinous cubes to the castle

"Gerald, move over so I can stand next to Phil."
Charlie Delimata
"Because he's your hero?"
Eric Beckman
"Because if he's holding his breath, he isn't talking."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Charlie, making use of his expulsions of noxious fumes

"I've got a bonus of +4, a +2 flank bonus and I STILL can't hit!"
Wayne Stone
"Welcome to my hell."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Problems with dice rolling

"You smell what smells like rotting jungle."
Eric Beckman
"Gotta use more soap in the morning."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Scene description taken too literally

"Is that a 2 handed club or a one handed?"
Wayne Stone
"Depends on if you're turning the page or not."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Maybe a little explanation is needed for this one

"You can pull the dwarf up but there's something clinging to him."
Eric Beckman
"Oh! I caught something!"
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Raising a dwarf & something with long arms

"If they sent you a little boy, on the other hand..."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Gerald's character resists the advances of his female dressing assistant

"You can't say it's beneath his notice. He was digging through mud for a silver coin!"
Gerald Boice
"You're not helping!"
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Seeing Scott's character eyeing some gems

"Well, we should be back in a few days, either way."
Wayne Stone
"Maybe not alive, but we'll be back."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Considering a trip to the city of the damned

"Who is thine Father?!?"
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Fantasy smack

"Maybe you can make a Natch-20, too."
Eric Beckman
"I did!"
Wayne Stone
"Oh, this doesn't bode well for later."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
burning all the good rolls early

"She's small, she's light...she's inflatible."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Comments on Silvermane's cargo

"In only about 10 minutes you've mounted the wall..."
Eric Beckman
"And boy are we sore!"
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Climbing in the City of the Damned


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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

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