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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"You know what, Phil? This [The extended fist] just isn't working anymore. I think we're just going to have to beat the crap out of you."
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
The controls are failing

"Sorry Guys."
Wayne Stone
"Oh, no problem, somebody has to be Kevin Bacon."
Eric Beckman
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
After several people walk up and talk to Wayne for no good reason

"It's kind of like the Brady Bunch except we've got more tusks."
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Everybody playing Half-human classes, maybe a common parent?

"Jello-Hutt, somebody order a cube?"
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Delivering a couple gelatinous cubes to the castle

"Gerald, move over so I can stand next to Phil."
Charlie Delimata
"Because he's your hero?"
Eric Beckman
"Because if he's holding his breath, he isn't talking."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Charlie, making use of his expulsions of noxious fumes

"I've got a bonus of +4, a +2 flank bonus and I STILL can't hit!"
Wayne Stone
"Welcome to my hell."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Problems with dice rolling

"You smell what smells like rotting jungle."
Eric Beckman
"Gotta use more soap in the morning."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Scene description taken too literally

"Is that a 2 handed club or a one handed?"
Wayne Stone
"Depends on if you're turning the page or not."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Maybe a little explanation is needed for this one

"You can pull the dwarf up but there's something clinging to him."
Eric Beckman
"Oh! I caught something!"
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Raising a dwarf & something with long arms

"If they sent you a little boy, on the other hand..."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Gerald's character resists the advances of his female dressing assistant

"You can't say it's beneath his notice. He was digging through mud for a silver coin!"
Gerald Boice
"You're not helping!"
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Seeing Scott's character eyeing some gems

"Well, we should be back in a few days, either way."
Wayne Stone
"Maybe not alive, but we'll be back."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Considering a trip to the city of the damned

"Who is thine Father?!?"
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Fantasy smack

"Maybe you can make a Natch-20, too."
Eric Beckman
"I did!"
Wayne Stone
"Oh, this doesn't bode well for later."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
burning all the good rolls early

"She's small, she's light...she's inflatible."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Comments on Silvermane's cargo

"In only about 10 minutes you've mounted the wall..."
Eric Beckman
"And boy are we sore!"
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Climbing in the City of the Damned


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