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Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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"I'm wearing a wet suit, you're wearing a truck!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Shadowrun ~~ Fall 1995

"Oh! Did I forget to mention the bad Guys?"
Aaron Benner
Shadowrun ~~ Fall 1995

"Shut up! You're dead!"
Jerry Malcomson
Shadowrun ~~ July 5, 1996

"Bad as in I lost my leg at the thigh bad?"
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ August 20, 1996

"If it's a non-cybered, non-awakened gopher it could."
Shadowrun ~~ July 5, 1996
as to whether some wildlife could get through a detection grid

"I'm listening to my shoe!"
Jerry Malcomson
Shadowrun ~~ July 5, 1996

"When I wade, I die."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ Fall 1996

"I go 'bugga-bugga-bugga' and run away a little."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ January 10, 1997

"What do you call violence? Exploding surveillance men?"
Shadowrun ~~ February 7, 1997

"So, I'll be surrounded by invisible flames?"
Shadowrun ~~ January 24, 1997

"Dammit, I just had a thought."
Aaron Benner
Shadowrun ~~ January 24, 1997

"Damn, but I should have bought some ammo..."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ January 24, 1997

"The important thing is it hurts and it didn't work, now can we move on..."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ February 7, 1997

"I only penetrated a little bit."
Shadowrun ~~ May 12, 1997

"...Except for the part about almost getting stabbed with a helecoptor..."
Shadowrun ~~ May 10, 1997

"What's 5% of lots & lots?"
Shadowrun ~~ June 16, 1997
He is referencing Steven Brust's Dragerea novels.

"I would like to inform you that you are fighting the magical force of the universe..."
Aaron Benner
"You might want to blow your Karma pool for this..."
Shadowrun ~~ May 16, 1997

"Travel! See The World! Loose an Appendage!"
Lost Boy [Anthony LaMonaca]
Shadowrun ~~ May 21, 1997

"You can't outrun a mountain, so you may as well wait for it."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ May 21, 1997

"I decided to bullshit with the spirit of the land."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ May 21, 1997

"I can't deal with irrational women!"
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ May 28, 1997

"Well, his staff was fun to dance with."
Shadowrun ~~ April 14, 1997
her responce when asked how she felt about having danced with the group's mage...

"Thanks for warming up my staff for me."
Maquis [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
Shadowrun ~~ April 14, 1997
Having just had someone dance with his staff...

"I just go around stroking my beard and looking wise from time to time."
Maquis [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
Shadowrun ~~ May 14, 1997

"I don't know anything, do you want me to come over and talk about it?"
Maquis [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
Shadowrun ~~ May 21, 1997

"Am I smart enough to go sit down in the limo before I go to Valhalla?"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ May 14, 1997
realizing that his character had just been slipped a mickey by another character...

"I ignore him, he didn't have anything interesting to say in life."
Paul [Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.]
Shadowrun ~~ June 21, 1997
having just encountered the astral presence that had formerly been Maquis...

"The more detail there is, the more liable it is to blow up."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ March 16, 1997
about the usefulness in planning a Shadowrun.

"Now I stand up and collapse."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Shadowrun ~~ March 23, 1997
getting events in the right order

"Excuse me, I think my friend is being mauled..."
Paul [Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.]
Shadowrun ~~ January 22, 1997

"I'm buying armor proof lingerie."
Clarice [Quint Ringsak]
Shadowrun ~~ March 20, 1997

"Freeze, put your hands up, you won the lottery."
Lost Boy [Anthony LaMonaca]
Shadowrun ~~ April 16, 1997
the briefest overview of the plan to get a surveilance location

"Why do we want to wear stockings?... Oh, you mean on our heads."
Christa [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
Shadowrun ~~ January 11, 1997
the meaning of the plan just sank in...

"The garbage can should not say things like that."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Shadowrun ~~ May 16, 1997

"He's achieving oneness with his magic fingers."
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Shadowrun ~~ May 16, 1997
about Maquis

"You just make a quest to the spirit's plane of origin, in this case, it's the toxic meta-plane of nuclear warhead."
Shadowrun ~~ November 3, 1997
about how to get rid of the nasty toxic free spirit...

"Wow, we've really degenerated tonight, haven't we?"
Shadowrun ~~ November 10, 1997

"I roll Mid-life Crisis."
Shadowrun ~~ December 1, 1997

"We are wimps together!"
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
Shadowrun ~~ November 10, 1997

"I'm gonna spank the metaphysical Woodie."
Shadowrun ~~ November 10, 1997
About an astral spirit

"Oh, My God, I have notes that I can understand!"
Shadowrun ~~ December 1, 1997
About my notes, I guess...

"People don't care if you wack a griffin off, unless they're tree huggers."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Shadowrun ~~ December 1, 1997

"It's almost as cool as John's gun, except only it's nowhere near as cool as John's gun."
Aaron Benner
Shadowrun ~~ December 8, 1997

"How many spirits can dance on the head of a pinhead?"
Shadowrun ~~ November 10, 1997

"You slipped her your giblets!"
Shadowrun ~~ November 10, 1997

"If my head explodes, I'm gonna be very upset."
Shadowrun ~~ February 9, 1998

"I kick him between the balls!"
Shadowrun ~~ July 3, 1998

"Look, I'm a friend of your computer."
Roger Nummerdor
Shadowrun ~~ August 24, 1998

"It's 1:30 in the morning! You can't start a business now."
Shadowrun ~~ May 18, 1998

"It's that kind of voice that says, 'I've got testosterone, I don't need brains!'"
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Shadowrun ~~ October 27, 1998

"Live fast! Die young! Leave a wide corpse!"
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Shadowrun ~~ October 27, 1998

"When the thing ate my car... That was a wilderness experience."
Shadowrun ~~ April 19, 1998

"I'm sorry, Keith, my player is tired."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ April 19, 1998

"I can't believe I just rolled Willpower to take a dump."
Aaron Benner
Shadowrun ~~ Fall 1998

"He'll show up real soon with the 'Knife of Infinite Pokey-ness' that I don't even know exists yet."
Shadowrun ~~ March 10, 1999

"Is immediately today or is immediately tomorrow?"
Scott "Great Scott" Furois
Shadowrun ~~ March 10, 1999

"How about I give you some dice and you beat yourself up?"
Shadowrun ~~ March 31, 1999
risky words from the GM...

"I can't work this out in a way that won't get you killed."
Shadowrun ~~ March 31, 1999
profound words from the GM...

"I take a deep breath and see if I die..."
Kyle [Jeff Brister]
Shadowrun ~~ March 12, 2001

"Library... Isn't that the place where people store guns?"
Kyle [Jeff Brister]
Shadowrun ~~ March 12, 2001
the eternal mercenary...

"...And that wouldn't have been so bad, if it weren't for the claymore mines..."
Shaun Neece
Shadowrun ~~ June 23, 2002

"Quint [the GM] said he liked the idea. That's the problem with it!"
Johnathon Holroyd
Shadowrun ~~ August 4, 2002
trying to agree on plans...

"Missiles do not behave the way bullets do."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
"And heads do not behave the way cars do."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1997


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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

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