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Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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Your search returned 5 quotes out of the 1736 in the system.

"I don't have hit points... [pause]... This could be bad..."
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 7, 2002
about my new character... I guess I wasn't quite done yet.

"Do you have any trade goods?"
Gate Scribe at the Little Keep [Quint Ringsak]
"Do you have a warehouse?"
Wallen [Phil DeKoning]
"No."
Gate Scribe at the Little Keep [Quint Ringsak]
"Then no."
Wallen [Phil DeKoning]
"What if I had said 'Yes?'"
Gate Scribe at the Little Keep [Quint Ringsak]
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 22, 2002
Entering the Keep

"Yeah, I'm livestock with a seduction skill."
Zapata [Keith Seyffarth]
"Oh?!? Bestiality already?"
Garret [Roger Nummerdor]
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 22, 2002
Introducing myself to the 'comely dancing girl' in the tavern.

"Gore can be washed off; just ask Tipper."
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ October 24, 2002

"Racist!!"
Halfling bandit [Quint Ringsak]
"Would you like to be two quarterlings?"
Garret [Roger Nummerdor]
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 22, 2002
Quieted them down nicely


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Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
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