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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"Instant characters, Just add dice."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
August 24, 1998

"Yea!! I got on a quote board!"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
August 24, 1998

"It wasn't that funny, Lloyd, but you sure were."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
September 19, 1998

"Don't they have a dragon nanny service around here?"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Everway ~~ October 6, 1998

"Right now my character only has one thought... 'ouch'"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Everway ~~ October 20, 1998

"I'm leaving. Call me when I'm alive."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Everway ~~ October 20, 1998

"When the thing ate my car... That was a wilderness experience."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Shadowrun ~~ April 19, 1998

"I think... I don't."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
July 19, 1998

"But then you could kill yourself with a cheeseburger..."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
March 19, 2001

"I'm playing Twister with myself, leave me alone."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
January 1, 2002

"Is he cute?"
Kolfina [Clacy (Garmeson) Olson]
"NO. He looks like a potato."
Quint's Research Project - HarnMaster in Ivinia ~~ February 12, 2004

"Yeah, but I like to solve my problems with a chainsaw."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
February 16, 2004

"I don't bicker."
Apple [Clacy (Garmeson) Olson]
"Well, not without a weapon."
Putting the aspiring militant in her place.

"You did warn him that we were a bunch of freaks..."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
"No, I just figured he had some common sense."
Rebecca "Becks the Great" Russell
January 1, 2005
Becky introducing a friend from Alaska...

"So you are telling me I was impregnated by a country?"
Lusciana Montego [Clacy (Garmeson) Olson]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ January 29, 2005
this was her responce to being told that the Horned King was the physical embodiment of Avalon, no one mentioned this before she caught on the Flying Hunt

"Talking to you is like talking to thin air."
Lusciana Montego [Clacy (Garmeson) Olson]
"No. No he's definatly much thicker then that."
Luc Monforte [Scott "Great Scott" Furois]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ July 24, 2005

"I beleive in God. I just think that if God wants us to save the world, he's going to have to overlook a few things."
Lusciana Montego [Clacy (Garmeson) Olson]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ August 21, 2005
Responding to the Padre's reluctance at blessing a shipful of water, then letting people drink it.

"I think I've just been violated by the Pilsbury Dough Boy."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
November 26, 2005
Having seen a recent Pilsbury commercial featuring the famed animation...

"The frosting is edible plastic."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
February 12, 2006
Wal-Mart cupcakes...

"This is really strange and horrifying...here try some."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"No"
"No"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
May 6, 2006
his reaction Coka Cola Blak

"You can't give strokes to people"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
"..well not as presents."
May 18, 2006
Comments made while watching House

"I shoot him in the face."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Shadows of Malta ~~ January 21, 2007
Deadpanned with perfect timing to make Lloyd spit gatorade at June and get it up his nose.

"You are surrounded by a bomb! RUN!!!"
Cici (14th wife of the Bey) [Clacy (Garmeson) Olson]
Shadows of Malta ~~ February 18, 2007
Technically it was her watcher...and a stupid one at that. This was said after the boat exploded.

"No! You can not steal anything, it's bad. Hakeem, explain why it's bad."
Cici (14th wife of the Bey) [Clacy (Garmeson) Olson]
"It's probably bad."
Hakeem [Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.]
Shadows of Malta ~~ April 15, 2007
Arguments on a level 12 astral quest

"Insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result."
Katherine "Kat" Davenport
"Yeah, but when you roll dice, sometimes you get a different result."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Montana Game Faire ~~ October 6, 2007
Apparently not coming up with a new plan.

"Anthony made a funny, that was actually funny."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Shadows of Malta ~~ November 16, 2008
Comments on meta-game comments.

"Wookie ookie? What is a wookie ookie?"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
"I'm going to say it's a depraved sex act."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ 2011
I shouldn't have asked

"International Ladies Garment Workers Union!"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
December 17, 2011
We were watching the original airing...with commercials.

"Why does it sound like it's narrated by the guy from Twilight Zone and animated by the guy who does Aeon Flux"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
December 17, 2011
There was an animated story in the movie. I still don't know what it was about.

"‎WTF is wrong with Han's face?"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Think what Indy would look like if he looked at the Arc.

"‎Meanwhile, back at Swiss Family Robinsons."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Apparently the Swiss Family Robinsons took architecture lessons from Wookies.

"You're old and you're done"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
My explanation to Lloyd as to why I cut him off. He wanted more Vodka.

"This is what happens when the Empire can't reach you on your cell phone."
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
December 17, 2011
Your CO puts a public APB out on you telling you to turn your communicator on.

"Why are the wookies going to carousel?"
Clacy (Garmeson) Olson
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Red robes, bad animation, and Carrie Fisher signing...you explain it.


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Acknowledgments:

Thanks to: Everyone Quoted

Contributors:
Carrie Jones, Phil DeKoning, Chris Jones, Clacy Olson, Aaron Benner, Norah Esty and Brandon Sonderegger.

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