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"She's a waitress, she's trained to ignore things."
Roger Nummerdor
July 29, 2001

"Look, I'm a friend of your computer."
Roger Nummerdor
Shadowrun ~~ August 24, 1998

"Remind me to put my Internet someplace easier to find."
Roger Nummerdor
November 18, 1998

"If your dressed like a man, it means nothing; but if you're dressed like a woman, there's a chance you're strange."
Roger Nummerdor
December 29, 1998

"I am only not squirting you out of respect for your Zip drive."
Roger Nummerdor
January 25, 1999

"The more problems you have, the easier it is to solve them."
Roger Nummerdor
February 2, 1999

"Yes, people don't have the patience of fish."
Roger Nummerdor
December 12, 1998

"Carrie is a very sufficiently constructed woman."
Roger Nummerdor
March 5, 1999

"Well, maybe you don't program, but I have, on occasion seen you maim code."
Roger Nummerdor
March 29, 1999
about Keith's programming capabilities

"Wait. As an elf, do I count as a faerie?"
Roger Nummerdor
March 4, 1999

"This is all your fault. Now I'm going to treat your wounds."
Roger Nummerdor
Harn ~~ March 1, 1999

"It's been a long time, I forgot what I didn't know."
Roger Nummerdor
Harn ~~ December 8, 1998

"You are channelling the spirit of Brandon through Theos???"
Roger Nummerdor
February 8, 1999

"I bet the days you're not a problem are Tuesday, Wednesday and Sunday."
Roger Nummerdor
April 23, 1999
About a fellow employee's days off.

"If you start the apocalypse, we're not going to speak to you any more."
Fong [Roger Nummerdor]
Harn ~~ November 8, 2000
speaking to the Savoran who was about to cast a new spell...

"He's got an armor class 6 points lower than me and he gets hit at least three times as often!"
Roger Nummerdor
"Yeah, it's called 'Getting into combat.'"
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002

"Air compressors are wonderful things."
Roger Nummerdor
"It wasn't with an air compressor."
Phil DeKoning
"It's better than putting your mouth on a goat!"
Roger Nummerdor
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002
Abouts methods for skinning goats...

"Tele-Skele..."
Dave the Bard [Roger Nummerdor]
"Tele-Skele? Is that like Tele-Tuby?"
"Yeah, only thinner..."
Roger Nummerdor
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
Re: the skeletons atacking the party.

"...Except for the fact that he's not breathing."
"That's not a wound."
Roger Nummerdor
"It's a feature!"
Phil DeKoning
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 25, 2002
about the dead bard...

"What are you using for light?"
"Me!"
Roger Nummerdor
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ May 16, 2002
regarding glowing armor

"Yeah, I'm livestock with a seduction skill."
Zapata [Keith Seyffarth]
"Oh?!? Bestiality already?"
Garret [Roger Nummerdor]
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 22, 2002
Introducing myself to the 'comely dancing girl' in the tavern.

"Racist!!"
Halfling bandit [Quint Ringsak]
"Would you like to be two quarterlings?"
Garret [Roger Nummerdor]
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 22, 2002
Quieted them down nicely

"Taking out the phoenix with a stinger missile - now, that was cool."
Roger Nummerdor
November 22, 2002

"What? Do you need "seduction?""
Jade/Naomi [T. Luke Renner]
"No, I need you to kill the halfling!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ November 14, 2002
a small nuisance on the road.

"...which makes mating a real trick."
Roger Nummerdor
"Yeah, you've got someone here who's pumping away, and someone six feet over this way trying to go to sleep."
Phil DeKoning
April 17, 2003
I have no idea....

"Biko!! Mage!
I aim my barbarian and... loose!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 10, 2003
after finding the mage

"The more you kill us, the worse we get... we're like cockroaches."
Roger Nummerdor
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
after he intorduced his latest protigee...

"This may be the first time anyone has caused an allergic reaction in a shellfish..."
Roger Nummerdor
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 20, 2003
After stabbing the giant oyster with the dagger of hives.

"Oh shit! The spider's a mage!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003
Casting a spell to appear around one giant spider, then attack the others in full view of the mage-hating barbarian.

"Therefore, by logical things: bitch hurt us bad, us = bitch, us hurt them bad."
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003
Trying to explain the reason to go back to the barbarian.

"Oddly enough, cows don't make much butter around a dragon."
Roger Nummerdor
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 20, 2003
when do cows make butter?

"They're going to kill me!"
Johnathon Holroyd
"That'll wake you up."
Roger Nummerdor
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
Attacking the character who was a heavy sleeper...

"My God! It's after Martin!"
Max Bolan, Sniper [Roger Nummerdor]
"Who's Martin? Oh, that's me!"
T. Luke Renner
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003
Character names can be difficult.

"I have a critically successful Halean on my lap!"
Kaifer 'Wolf' Ironblood [Roger Nummerdor]
Quint's Research Project - HarnMaster in Ivinia ~~ February 12, 2004


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