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Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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"I'm on a mission to deflower as many machines as I can with NetBSD."
June 19, 2001

"Frozen Yogurt Features..."
September 22, 1999
Like software features???

"If it weren't for that cron job that says 'knock posters off walls'..."
September 22, 1999

"This one's a stiffy!"
November 19, 1999
about his newly acquired office chair

"Gee Scott, there are a lot of people here taking notes with thier books open."
"I know, they're called students."
Spring 1999

"I heard something like that, but it was different."
November 24, 1999

"I can't believe that snow just sits there all day!"
"Yes, it does that when it's cold..."
December 2, 1999

"You just killed half the party; what do you have to say for yourself?"
"I'm going to Disneyland!"
Bryce Butler-Dawson
Dungeons & Dragons ~~ December 12, 1999

"He really killed half the party last night. It wasn't very nice at all... [pause]... You can deem this quoteworthy if you wish."
December 13, 1999
Don't tempt me... :)

"So, your car is full-time four wheel drive?"
"Yea, but it doesn't mean anything when only two wheels are on the ground"
January 5, 2000

"There's a word for it, but I don't remember what it is. I'm growing stupid!"
Tyson Trebesch
"So Elliot, what are you working on now?"
Doug Warner
"I'm with stupid."
March 29, 2001

"How about I conjure myself a fragging bandaid!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
After having problems with a conjuration on the fringes of a mana storm in the middle of the outback, which resulted in a serious physical wound...

"I hate lizards!"
"Yes, but which do you hate more: lizards, or..."
"Or sentry drones?..."
"OK, or sentry drones, or..."
"Or strippers?..."
"No, not strippers. Or helecoptors?"
"Well, I prefer to stay on the ground, so my favorite would be... um ... strippers!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
One day, Buckwheat gets to go on a helecoptor ride that encounters some bad (really bad) turbulence, that night he gets to spend with two attractive, female 'exotic entertainment specialists' in a fancy hotel in Alice Springs, and the next day he's out in the outback helping to (or at least trying to help) fight off some kind of giant lizard.

"Something's wrong!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"Something's wrong with this whole damn trip!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
Those who are magically active got a bad feeling as the mana storm got nearer.

"I was thinking of a Backstreet Boy, with their wacky beards, not intentionally slandering nonheterosexuals."
August 11, 2004
after a comment in an email message using a non-politically correct term for "nonheterosexuals."

"I love standards--so many to choose from."
September 2, 2004
after a discussion of a web vendor who proudly declared that the 'standard' was to send images as insecure content on secure pages to save load time (rather than shrinking the images) despite the warnings that any properly configured browser will display...

"If your essence goes below 0, then you're most definitely cyberpsychotic. So, you're unaware of your humanity, you lose awareness of ethics and morals..."
"And you become a disk jockey."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 24, 2004
Explaining why essence was important to new players...

"Roll body."
"[after a long pause]... No."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 1, 2004
If only it worked that way.

"What did you roll?"
"They're all...less than...one."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 15, 2004
Gotta hate wound modifiers!

"I didn't ask for this."
"None of us did, but we're here."
Anthony LaMonaca
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
On returning a soda that he didn't want, Philosiphy for free.

"We should commandeer the ship."
"And do what? Run around the ocean doing freelance oceanographic research?"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 5, 2004
How to get the target research scientist off of the Mitsuhama oceanographic research vessle. Not exactly Blackbeard.

"Make a reaction test."
"Do you always choose the things I've got only 2 dice in?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
Wouldn't be too surprising...

"My favorite there [Cafe Zydeco] is the very misnamed 'gutbuster' sandwich. It was great. What should have been called the 'gutbuster' was the jambalaya along with a half a pitcher of margaritas."
"Ummm... What were you thinking?"
"Something similar to: "Jambalaya hot. Mouth burning. Cool liquid.""
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
About dinner plans for the group.

"It's kinda fun to say "Roll bod," isn't it?"
"No."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
Ahhh... ShadowRun...

"Look what I brought! Now I can erase my whole character sheet!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 27, 2004
He brought an eraser...

"I just get scowls when I try to pun."
"Yeah, but all of your puns are about nipples."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 16, 2004

"I killed him once, I can kill him again."
"That's true."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 2, 2004
Unfortunatly they keep coming back.

"Hopefully, she won't rape you in the front seat of your car like the last one."
"Actually, I'm hoping she will."
Joe Edwards
January 9, 2005
After Joe explained how he had [successfully] asked this girl on a date...

"You know, Elliot, there comes a time in every man's life when he starts to notice changes in his body..."
T. Luke Renner
"How would you know?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005

"Sorry 'bout the chili, dude..."
"My God, man, don't fart! You're fighting a fire elemental!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005
About the effects of the current environment on Giggy's bloodhound nose phys-ad ability - and what whom had been eating that day...

"What are you doing on 4?"
"Same thing I do every time... fail."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005
Once again, gotta hate wound modifiers...

"... You know, where trolls get their underthings..."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"...and dildos..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
Figuring out where to shop for lingerie for a woman with atypical proportions.

"Her hips and waist aren't that big, it's the edible bra that will kill you."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
What interesting underthings to purchase for an unknown woman of astounding proportions.

"Does squinting give me a bonus?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
About his astral perception.

"Let's just Chuck Yeager this thing."
"You don't Chuck Yeager a C-5!"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
Outrunning missiles in a cargo plane.

"Dude, babes don't like to be called 'chicks.'"
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"I think you should throw a 'you sexist bastard' into that for good measure."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 24, 2005
Useless banter...

"What was your perception roll?"
"4, 4, 4, 3"
"But the extra 4's stage that up from mod perception to serious."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
If only it worked that way.

"Note: ServerContextFactory.java uses unchecked or unsafe operations.
Note: Recompile with -Xlint:unchecked for details."
"Um, ok.
It should read:
Note: java uses unchecked or unsafe operations.
Note: Recompile in another language."
March 27, 2005
...geeks

"I walk around saying 'Hi,' to everyone on board."
"I walk around saying 'yes,' to everyone on board."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 14, 2005
How much Japanese their characters knew...

"I don't need Karma Pool, I'm invisible."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 14, 2005
Interesting thought...

"I could buy thirty-three skills at one die each."
"That's enough to order beer in thrity-three languages."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 28, 2005
Spending Karma.

"With a girlfriend like that, I'd stay home too."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 15, 2005
Whether someone was just late or was staying home because of bad weather. (Not that there's be bad weather in Montana.)

"Why did you come here from Bejing?"
Rainbow [Andres Munoz]
"Better dental benefits. ...[joke falls flat]... It's something Phil would say!!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 22, 2005
Yes, but it wasn't said with Phil's lilt.

"If Timmy gets arrested and we have to complete this run on our own..."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
"That wouldn't be so bad."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Inner-party conflict... Isn't it great?

"Submit query?"
"[looking at screen] You didn't spell your name right. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Problems with the Pizza Database

"I want 64-bit encryption put on this. I don't want my pizza preferences spread all over the internet!"
"Uh, no. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
The Pizza Database

"You suck. You suck in a completely different way than Andres. "
"Yeah, I'm good looking. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Iniative totals

"I can't decipher my character sheet."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 22, 2005

"[Just after Elliot arrives] Look, I'm doing homework. "
"I dropped out of school!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 19, 2006
Touche! ( Also the first quote of 2006! )

"[To Elliot:] There's someone standing in the shadows in the other direction. [pause] ... [more pause] ... [Keith nudges Elliot with his foot]"
"Huh?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 19, 2006
Always a pain when the teacher catches you not paying attention!

"This cup hides dice."
"Not very well... It's sort of transparent."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006

"That was the dumbest thing I've heard."
"Have you read the quotes page?"
"Today. The dumbest thing I've heard, today."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
There's no need to be insulting!

"What plan? We just sort of half-assed..."
"But it's working... and we don't even have our guns."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 8, 2006
Typical for this group - at least the half-assed part.


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