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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"What do you call violence? Exploding surveillance men?"
Shadowrun ~~ February 7, 1997

"So, I'll be surrounded by invisible flames?"
Shadowrun ~~ January 24, 1997

"What's 5% of lots & lots?"
Shadowrun ~~ June 16, 1997
He is referencing Steven Brust's Dragerea novels.

"I'm going to eat some salami because it has more salt than real salt."
May 16, 1997

"I would like to inform you that you are fighting the magical force of the universe..."
Aaron Benner
"You might want to blow your Karma pool for this..."
Shadowrun ~~ May 16, 1997

"Well, his staff was fun to dance with."
Shadowrun ~~ April 14, 1997
her responce when asked how she felt about having danced with the group's mage...

"I'm buying armor proof lingerie."
Clarice [Quint Ringsak]
Shadowrun ~~ March 20, 1997

"Draw a party..."
"OK, here's the keg..."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"He [Thalnakal] won't like the paths of the dead."
"Neither will I!"
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"OK, on six the guys at the table stand..."
"Oh, I dare them."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Can I have some crossbow bolts?"
"Sure, you get a quiver full of bolts with the Dwarven runes for Yule Sectris on them."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996
Someone plays too much nethack...

"I think most of the group has minor mental problems."
"Minor?! What do you mean, MINOR?!"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"Individual dwarves may have sex."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"You took a castle. Where did you take it?"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"NO,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! God, I sound like a bit."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1997

"The GM's word is not GOD!"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1997

"Can't we all just retire and become farmers?"
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"As party cohesion explodes, so does a small corner of the kingdom."
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"WHAT have the lot of you been doing?"
The Black Dragon [Quint Ringsak]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1997
what do you think they had been doing...

"She can keep the horse."
The King [Quint Ringsak]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997
I'm sure this was the least of his worries...

"You just make a quest to the spirit's plane of origin, in this case, it's the toxic meta-plane of nuclear warhead."
Shadowrun ~~ November 3, 1997
about how to get rid of the nasty toxic free spirit...

"Wow, we've really degenerated tonight, haven't we?"
Shadowrun ~~ November 10, 1997

"I roll Mid-life Crisis."
Shadowrun ~~ December 1, 1997

"Unfortunately, the shadowrun rules set is designed for a particular simulation (people shooting at each other in corridors) with a few add-ons such as decking (people shooting at each other in virtual corridors), rigging (people shooting at each other in streets) and magic (people shooting at each other in corridors in a different reality), and it does a shitty job at modeling anything else. The universe is great though."
April 11, 1998

"I kick him between the balls!"
Shadowrun ~~ July 3, 1998

"No, I'm yanking his plot hook. It's much more painful."
August 31, 1998

"It's 1:30 in the morning! You can't start a business now."
Shadowrun ~~ May 18, 1998

"I can provide references who think I'm an asshole..."
October 3, 1998

"OK, Jerrard serves you some moldy spiders."
Harn ~~ October 17, 1998
We believe he meant Mulled Cider...

"Divide your ego or will... Oh, wait, you don't have an ego..."
Harn ~~ October 24, 1998

"There's not much light and it's dark."
Harn ~~ October 24, 1998

"I don't think you can be gay and speak Hebrew."
September 19, 1998
Because of the way references to spouse/lover/significant other work in the Hebrew language

"OK, I quit breathing. I'm dead now."
January 13, 1999

"I'm going to try not to rant about the superiority of Medieval Europe."
January 8, 1999

"A bright, massive flame bursts into fire..."
February 13, 1999

"I don't think it's fair! You shouldn't be able to take quotes after midnight."
February 13, 1999

"He'll show up real soon with the 'Knife of Infinite Pokey-ness' that I don't even know exists yet."
Shadowrun ~~ March 10, 1999

"I'm not sure how to 'noun-ize' it."
February 22, 1999

"It's green and really lumpy. I'm gonna eat some."
March 1, 1999
about his 'split pea soup'

"Unless you're going to ignore the 'fumble-grope...'"
Harn ~~ March 8, 1999

"Do you have pockets?"
"No, I just have concealed areas."
Chrystalla [Rebecca Shopfer]
Harn ~~ April 5, 1999
the GM to the Priestess of Helaya...

"It's hard to have a road and not march your legion down it."
Harn ~~ December 5, 1998

"Two months ago it was yesterday."
Harn ~~ February 1, 1999

"They don't have squirrel on this [encounter] table... They don't have any cool monsters!"
Harn ~~ May 10, 1999

"Wait. Am I doing this wrong?"
May 17, 1999

"You can tell it's a horse 'cause it's bouncy... I'll rephrase that."
Harn ~~ May 17, 1999

"Roger, You're riding to Thay."
"Why?"
"Because he wants to meet up with the rest of the party."
Rebecca Shopfer
Harn ~~ May 24, 1999
Introducing new characters is such fun...

"I'm sorry you're naked and outside."
Harn ~~ April 26, 1999

"I am now the primary shedder in the house."
June 7, 1999
after Aaron and his cats moved out

"I need a Tluxuko!"
Lord Architect Balthazar [Quint Ringsak]
"What the fuck is that?"
Chief Uniform Maker (NPC) [Carrie (Bowen) Jones]
"I just made it up."
Lord Architect Balthazar [Quint Ringsak]
The Queen's Guard - Carrie's Game ~~ October 20, 1999
attempting to have uniforms designed

"Schlupzurd. It's a Russian word that means Balthazar gets lots of X.P."
The Queen's Guard - Carrie's Game ~~ October 20, 1999

"You could have snuck in as quiet as a chainsaw and no one would have noticed, you're with Balthazar."
The Queen's Guard - Carrie's Game ~~ October 20, 1999

"Three people sneaking onto a dock at midnight would be suspicious, but a giant fat man with two sacks could be out for a late night snack."
Lord Architect Balthazar [Quint Ringsak]
The Queen's Guard - Carrie's Game ~~ August 19, 2000

"Wow! I wish I was going bald... well, maybe not..."
November 10, 2001

"When I was in grade school, I always got pluses on understands what is read on my report card, but because they never showed it to me, only to my parents, I thought I was good at color differentiation."
December 18, 2001

"I've never had Friends before."
Dungeons & Dragons ~~ December 23, 2001
about the Magic-User spell...

"It's been only 20 years per installment. That's only slightly worse then Image comics."
January 29, 2002
About the cover art for HackMaster 4th edition Player's Handbook and Game Master's Guide versus their first edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons counterparts.

"It's convenient: you're late, you don't get a save."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ January 31, 2002
Why the 'immune from fear' character was running in terror from the zombies.

"Everything gets a 20 hit point kicker ... except really weak things."
"Like BattleMages."
Johnathon Holroyd
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ January 31, 2002
Why the monsters were harder to kill.

"They are an adventuring party."
"But these people are playing HackMaster, while the others are playing Mythus."
"But none of them realize that the GM is playing Call of Cthulu..."
February 6, 2002
While watching The Mummy. Some of us gametoo much...

"Something died here... Oh, yeah, that was the mage."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 21, 2002

"Do her negotiating tactics offend someone enough to want to call the guard down on you... Let's roll a 'to hit' for that."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ March 7, 2002
About the Chaotic Evil Barbarian henchwoman's way of collecting assistants.

"There must be people out there who are under the impression that if it is really, really, painfully bad, deep down, it must be really good!"
"And those people use Windows?"
June 16, 2002
We had been talking about Woody Allen films...

"...Except for the fact that he's not breathing."
"That's not a wound."
Roger Nummerdor
"It's a feature!"
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 25, 2002
about the dead bard...

"What are you using for light?"
"Me!"
Roger Nummerdor
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ May 16, 2002
regarding glowing armor

"You have business with Fast Eddie?"
Bouncer at Fast Eddies [Quint Ringsak]
"No, I have business with that Blonde..."
Joe-Bob [Keith Seyffarth]
Young Dwagons - Feng Shui ~~ September 19, 2002
Getting through the back door at a "Gentlemen's Club" in Hong Kong

"Do you have any trade goods?"
Gate Scribe at the Little Keep [Quint Ringsak]
"Do you have a warehouse?"
Wallen [Phil DeKoning]
"No."
Gate Scribe at the Little Keep [Quint Ringsak]
"Then no."
Wallen [Phil DeKoning]
"What if I had said 'Yes?'"
Gate Scribe at the Little Keep [Quint Ringsak]
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 22, 2002
Entering the Keep

"Racist!!"
Halfling bandit [Quint Ringsak]
"Would you like to be two quarterlings?"
Garret [Roger Nummerdor]
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 22, 2002
Quieted them down nicely

"The room is sparsly furnished..."
"The hell with the architecture, what's here to kill?!"
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ Spring 2002
Determining what's important

"Did you know that there is a flaw in IE?!?"
"Yup. They released it. But I hear there's these things called web browsers they fix most of the problems IE has."
March 11, 2003

"Have you noticed that Microsoft's logo is now a bug?"
Johnathon Holroyd
"But, it's a very pretty bug!"
March 25, 2003
deliberately or not....

"Do you put the word out that you're in search of adventurers?"
"No, I put the word out that I'm in search of ... wiskey."
Biko the Grel Barbarian [Keith Seyffarth]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
as the party got back to civilization.

"Do you want to carry over?"
"Can I carry over to Max?"
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 6, 2003
where will the damage do the most good... or the least harm...

"At least it's against you, Keith"
T. Luke Renner
"No, actually, it's against you, Luke."
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ January 1, 2003
Retreating from Gargoyles who are shredding the party...

"Take eleven points from magic missile."
"Ah Ha! If he can hit me with that, he should be in range!"
Johnathon Holroyd
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ March 27, 2003
Upsides, downsides...

"What's your armor class, Wiz-boy?"
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ April 3, 2003
AC's around -10 breed contempt.

"They don't disorient me now that I became an English major."
August 11, 1997

"Is he cute?"
"NO. He looks like a potato."
Quint's Research Project - HarnMaster in Ivinia ~~ February 12, 2004

"I am not in any way stating that it's good or anything, just that I own it."
May 14, 1999

"There's a blob... there's a littler blob... Stonehenge!"
December 31, 2004
While playing Cranium. I was trying to build Stonehenge out of modeling clay...

"Your not going to let me dunk my balls in it, are you?"
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ January 2, 2005
Something about dunking shot in holy water... get your mind out of the gutter.

"This is while we are waiting in line for our daily dose of salvation."
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ January 9, 2005
some people get so bored attending Castillian weddings

"I'd run away, but, I'm like, bleeding and stuff."
Strange Day's (Uknown Armies/Lloyd's one-shot) ~~ January 20, 2005
Barbecued salmon falling from the sky and private investigator's getting shot rescuing the girl... [sigh] don't you love role playing?

"You had a plan, that's no fair."
Bleys O'Brennen [Quint Ringsak]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ January 23, 2005
whining about how some characters escape and others get hit on the head

"Let me tell you about that big organ we found in the Fairy realm."
Bleys O'Brennen [Quint Ringsak]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ February 7, 2005
uhm...it's a long story

"I attempt to look like a Gargoyle."
Bleys O'Brennen [Quint Ringsak]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ February 13, 2005
What else are you going to do when you've been spotted by the castle guard.

"You only get drama dice for smart ideas. That's not fair."
Bleys O'Brennen [Quint Ringsak]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ July 24, 2005
Some people just can't remember getting drama dice for shooting the daughter of Queen Mab in the chest.

"The only sleep I've gotten in 3 days was in a coach that was attacked by zombies."
Bleys O'Brennen [Quint Ringsak]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ February 27, 2005
Queen Mab attacked Avalon on our way back to Carleon.

"Reconoiter?"
Laura (Sing) Schneider
"Ya...I'm going to put a barrel of explosives on the roof."
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ May 8, 2005
GM's ask silly questions.

"No, Eric, thatt will put the blood of a god in your stomach."
Jarrod [Quint Ringsak]
When Eric collected some blood from the recently slain god to put in his canteen after being told they could not leave the Paths of the Dead if they did not have the blood of a god flowing through their veins...

"They're going to profit like weasels in a rabbit farm...it sounds better in the original Avalonian."
Bleys O'Brennen [Quint Ringsak]
When bad ideas happen to good characters--7th Seas ~~ October 8, 2005
sometimes things just don't translate

"Show up, kill the realm, leave. That will show you to host portal that might possibly have something to do with our king's death....we think."
Jarrod [Quint Ringsak]
it's not good to be the patsy in a scheme to kill the King of Amber

"I'm not brandishing a rocket launcher, I'm suggesting a rocket launcher."
Explaining why his character should not get killed by the bodyguards for pointing a rocket launcher at the Johnson...

"We in North Korea are too poor to afford hair."
"We in North Korea are too poor to afford blood. "
"We in North Korea are too poor to afford death."
March 28, 2006
Drunken comments about the portrayal of the North Korean Army in the movie 'Stealth'

"This is really strange and horrifying...here try some."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"No"
"No"
May 6, 2006
his reaction Coka Cola Blak

"You can't give strokes to people"
"..well not as presents."
May 18, 2006
Comments made while watching House

"You're shopping, right?"
"Well... more looting."
"You're looting for a band?"
"Better than raping and pillaging for a band..."
The pirate was setting up the wake...

"These dice suck!"
Shadows of Malta ~~ December 24, 2006
Words every player loves to hear from the GM

"Your target number is 8"
"I got one success"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"Shouldn't that be two?"
"No. Six and two is seven!"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
Shadows of Malta ~~ January 21, 2007
...and these he's supposed to be good with numbers.

"Is he bleeding profusely?"
Anthony LaMonaca
"Yes, he was hunting with Dick Cheney""
Shadows of Malta ~~ January 21, 2007
Really what else can you say?

"Are there any hitches to collecting the reward that need to be played out?"
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"Oh Yeah."
"Oh Sh%t"
Troy Unknown
Shadows of Malta ~~ April 1, 2007
Players are disappointed...yet again.

"What are you doing?"
"Shooting him in the leg."
Anthony LaMonaca
"With the rocket launcher?!"
The Entire Table
"No, with my gun guys""
Anthony LaMonaca
Shadows of Malta ~~ March 25, 2007
Well...clarify, the character had both on him.

"Joy seems to make you happy"
Shadows of Malta ~~ April 15, 2007
It's a force 5 weapons foci...named 'Joy'

"He's surrounded by the LAPD"
Shadows of Malta ~~ April 15, 2007
The dwarf was getting beat down by naked men painted blue.

"Wow...It's Bobba Fett on a dinosaur. Your argument is invalid."
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
He's right.

"Hey look, it's some cops "
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
Imperial troops were trashing the tree top home of one Chewbacca, known criminal and rebel sympathizer.

"Are Donny and Marie brother and sister, married, or both?"
Star Wars Holiday Special 2011 ~~ December 17, 2011
I'm not sure how we got to this subject.


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