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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"Fortunately, I am a looser."
Tyson Trebesch
December 11, 1996

"It's not like I'm a moron who doesn't know what a com port is..."
Tyson Trebesch
December 5, 1996

"If there's a beauty to Windows 3.11, its that you can tell the mouse where to load."
Tyson Trebesch
December 12, 1996

"If I wasn't so stupid, I'd be smarter."
Tyson Trebesch
December 16, 1996

"You scum-bag. That's very clever."
Tyson Trebesch
January 3, 1997

"It is now safe to through your computer off a cliff."
Tyson Trebesch
January 22, 1997
about the shutdown message in Windows 95

"Some days I wish I had the Brain Power of a Cray computer, other days I just wish I had the brain power of a gopher."
Tyson Trebesch
January 14, 1997

"I just don't have the honey coated voice I need to talk to morons."
Tyson Trebesch
March 2, 1997

"If you're very, very lucky, you get to swim in lava."
Tyson Trebesch
March 2, 1997
about Quake

"You type faster than I can think."
Tyson Trebesch
March 7, 1997
Watching Aaron Type

"We've upped our rates, now up yours."
Tyson Trebesch
March 15, 1997

"My title doesn't mean anything; I just do the same stuff from a different room!"
Tyson Trebesch
May 16, 1997

"Aaron's large, he has the static inertia of a Sherman Tank."
Tyson Trebesch
March 20, 1997

"I'm bad at telling jokes I dont' know."
Tyson Trebesch
March 20, 1997

"I feel better now that I don't have to throw up any more."
Tyson Trebesch
April 7, 1997

"She needs a DMA channel so she can think and talk at the same time."
Tyson Trebesch
April 16, 1997

"I'm entirely too patient with idiots."
Tyson Trebesch
April 19, 1997

"I just chewed a hole the size of Nebraska in my cheek."
Tyson Trebesch
April 19, 1997

"If your head weren't so tall..."
Tyson Trebesch
June 19, 1997

"It's like playing basketball with a watermelon, it works for a while..."
Tyson Trebesch
February 6, 1997

"Just go to your office and play with your Newton™"
Tyson Trebesch
June 14, 1997

"It's all academic; it's all guesswork in a white coat."
Tyson Trebesch
July 2, 1997

"In life, it is much easier to push yourself a little bit more each day than to have someone else bite you in the ass occasionally."
Tyson Trebesch
July 21, 1997

"Remind me never to talk to you again."
Tyson Trebesch
February 17, 1998

"Keith... Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how to build a watch."
Tyson Trebesch
February 19, 1998

"Asking your ISP to prevent you from getting a virus on the Internet would be like expecting the Highway Department to prevent you from having an accident on the Interstate."
Tyson Trebesch
August 3, 1998

"OK, OK, I know, that wasn't nearly as funny as I though it was."
Tyson Trebesch
March 26, 1999

"There's a word for it, but I don't remember what it is. I'm growing stupid!"
Tyson Trebesch
"So Elliot, what are you working on now?"
Doug Warner
"I'm with stupid."
March 29, 2001


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