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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"I'm wearing a wet suit, you're wearing a truck!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Shadowrun ~~ Fall 1995

"I'm not saying anything about her that I don't mean."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
July 19, 1996

"What's the weapon speed on a Monk?"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Dungeons & Dragons ~~ Fall 1994

"Am I missing the boat for the forest?"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
October 10, 1996

"It's rather like wrapping yourself in Saran Wrap and screaming 'Hit me you evil bastard'"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ October 10, 1996

"I am YULE SECTRIS the paraplegic! Do not cross me, or you will feel my wrath!"
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"That's right buckaroos, I want your toenail clippings too."
Noron [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Put your spell points down and step away from the captured elf!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Visualize whirled Subatai."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"I wonder if Thor's mom ever said 'Have fun storming the castle'?"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Turn your friends over to the evil demon lord, win fabulous prizes! Go on long trips, visit relatives you haven't seen in years... mainly because they're dead!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"He is not even wearing spandex!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
about a recently materialized demon

"My God, we're being attacked by the Keebler Elves!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"We all need to be a little goofy, so we don't get depressed when all our characters get slaughtered."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"You all just start meditating and hit the resonance frequency of the universe. Sory, thank you for playing."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Subatai: the Buckaneer!"
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"That was an unusual botch; you summon Helen Shapiro, shaved with a dead pig."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Tae, the light particle."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"It'd be like a red neck dance, but with people dying."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"...and then a dragon will swoop down and say 'Pardon me, but would you care for a spot of tea?' And God knows, you can't get rid of a dragon once you've given them snapdragon cookies!"
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"So, we're talking total plot-tonic reversal! Imagine all the plot points reversing and exploding at the speed of light. We could be talking about the end of Harn."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996
Someone had recently watched Ghost Busters.

"Dark god de-cloaking off the starboard bow."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"Suddenly, you're squished."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
"What?!?"
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
"So, YOU can bench press 40,000 pounds?"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997
about the orientation of the wall that the mage had just created.

"Draw a party..."
"OK, here's the keg..."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"He [Thalnakal] won't like the paths of the dead."
"Neither will I!"
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Fall 1996

"Here Cthulu, have a seat, your table is ready!"
"Cthulu's table is always ready"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Fella?"
Niy [Scott "Dark Scott" Proper]
"My God, you've run into Sylvan, the supply clerk!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Oh, I won't be sleeping tonight, I'll be with the princesses."
Elen [Sierra (Stoneberg) Holt]
"Well, if you need a tag team, let me know."
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"Look, immortal is one thing, death is another."
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997

"But uncle Minarsis, I wanted to go to the con and start a war!"
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Spring 1997
...as Luke Skywalker.

"We mean you no Harn."
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"-WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!-
NIY! Quit that shuffling of papers and open the door."
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ Winter 1996

"People don't care if you wack a griffin off, unless they're tree huggers."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Shadowrun ~~ December 1, 1997

"So many left testicles, so little time."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
February 5, 1998

"I think this has not gone beyond a rolling simmer."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Spring 1996

"Are you kidding? It crashes like a princess's limo!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
September 29, 1998
in response to email from a co-worker asking 'Has anybody had any problems with the program's stability?'

"They'll just wack you with some steel-coated urine."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
January 9, 1997

"God @!#* friggin piece of crap software!!!!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
John Peters
"I go down on my mother with this mouth!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
June 16, 1999
more than anyone wanted to know...

"I killed primal chaos, and skinned it."
Subatai [Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger]
The King's Jesters - Harnmaster ~~ January 4, 2000

"Maybe there was a King of the Moon, too..."
Rev. E. Lloyd Olson Esq.
"There is, he's the one who can drop trou' fastest!"
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Barron Von Munchausen ~~ December 27, 2001

"It's like Lord of the Dance, but it probably won't sell a million videos."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Barron Von Munchausen ~~ December 27, 2001
about the King of the Moon...

"I find any tale of seduction that includes flatulence highly suspect."
Brandon "Julio" Sonderegger
Barron Von Munchausen ~~ December 27, 2001


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