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Great Quotes from Montana State University

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"Put your crowbar back in your pants"
Eric Beckman
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
to Phil

"Are you trying to bribe a city official?"
Judge (NPC) [Eric Beckman]
"Well...yes?"
Scarface [Phil DeKoning]
Lizardman Campaign ~~ Spring 1994
Scarface and judge, as judge adds a charge of bribing public officials to Scarface's indictment. Scarface was trying to bribe with $50.

"I throw a bag of chalk powder in the air."
"You have chalk powder?!"
Eric Beckman
"Yeah, right here."
Lizardman Campaign ~~ Spring 1994
Showing Eric his two page, complete list of Scarface's items... in a broken-in house

"You see three of the village people coming toward you."
Eric Beckman
"If they start singing 'YMCA,' I'm leaving."
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
Eric describing a situation, Ravenloft.

"You feel the Bloodmoon beginning to rise."
Eric Beckman
"[singing]
I feel a Bloodmoon a-risin'..."
"[also singing]
I feel trouble on the way..."
Aaron Benner
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
Eric describing a scene, Phil, Keith, and Aaron dancing in their chairs

"...and I think that right here the author meant..."
Joshua Wendt
"Josh!! I wrote this!! I know what the author meant!"
Eric Beckman
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
letting the wind out of Josh's sails. Comments on Arykian Mythus Rules

"He's not dead yet!"
Eric Beckman
"Oh, this is one of those moral moments, isn't it?"
Shaun Neece
Mythus ~~ Fall 1995
on stunned lizardmen

"Hi Ben!"
Head of the Thieves' Guild (NPC) [Eric Beckman]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995

"NO URINATING IN THE PASTRY!!"
Head of the pastry department [Eric Beckman]
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
to Filth, the Kobold chef-in-training, in Pastery 105

"You slam into the Dwarf."
Eric Beckman
"The Dwarf is 10 feet off the floor!?!?"
Shaun Neece
"Evidentily."
Eric Beckman
Mythus ~~ Winter 1995
Conversation on the failed acrobatics roll of Fredrick {The beauty of this exchange is Eric's confident and succinct response that just shut Shaun down and brooked no arguement.}

"I play my 'Dramatic Speech' card."
"OK. Give your speech."
Eric Beckman
"We must avenge the dead southern boy!
Kill the enemy!!
Destroy them!! Die! Die!! Die!!! "
"That wasn't a speech! That was the ravings of a madman!"
Joshua Wendt
Redneck TORG ~~ Summer 1995
Conversation in TORG

"Josh, what's your strength, you need to lift something."
Eric Beckman
"3."
Joshua Wendt
"3? A newborn baby has a 4!!"
Eric Beckman
Redneck TORG ~~ Spring 1995
Followed by various actions of the party mocking Josh's character as being too weak to lift the scalpel or even stand up... The risk of rules-raping.

"We'll need rations."
Jay Rost
"OK, what are you looking for...MREs?"
Eric Beckman
"Nah! Doritos, burritos, and a big ol' keg of Schmidtt!"
Jay Rost
Redneck TORG ~~ Summer 1995
You asked for rednecks, you got 'em!

"Bring on the Royal Heffiers!"
Matador [Phil DeKoning]
"No, Phil, we are not role-playing you screwing cattle."
Eric Beckman
TORG Superheros ~~ Fall 1995
Matador dealing with the natives in India.

"Sometimes when you're afraid to move, that's when you have your movement."
Eric Beckman
Spring 1996

"Make a WIS roll."
Eric Beckman
"Why? Do I have to go?"
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Phil being a wise-ass

"You could strum my lute, but I don't think that'd do very much."
"I don't think you should be strumming anybody's lute."
Eric Beckman
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Eric being evil

"There's going to be a lot of Grunts in this universe."
Eric Beckman
"That's because we don't get enough fiber!"
Conan Campaign ~~ Spring 1996
Mis- and re-interpretation

"You know of a horse god of the northern people."
Eric Beckman
"Close enough!!!"
Shaun Neece
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Devon trying to pray to a relevant God to get a cat beast to leave Ralarian alone. (Didn't work)

"I'll pick a number out of my head and you roll it... you're wrong.
It's the only fair way. "
Eric Beckman
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Roy searching for secret doors, 2 in 6 chance to succeed.

"Who's in the cell with me?"
"No one. That's why it's called..."
Eric Beckman
"SOLITARY."
Everyone
Darklands AD&D ( 1st Edition ) ~~ Spring 1996
Phil opens mouth, inserts foot

"We all spend a Joss point."
"Why?"
Eric Beckman
"To make sure the pizza gets here in 30 minutes or less"
Everyone
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
Sadly, Joss doesn't apply to all situations

"Eric, what did you have for lunch on Tuesday?"
"I ha..."
Eric Beckman
"Eric had a cheeseburger and fries."
Joshua Wendt
Mythus ~~ Spring 1995
Puppeting: V (1) The act of answering a question asked of another person.

"Eric, what is the modifier for the range?"
"P..."
Eric Beckman
"Plus 2"
Joshua Wendt
Mythus ~~ Spring 1995
(Phil and Eric raise their hands, Phil in marionette mode, Eric in sock puppet mode... Josh slinks down in chair with look of dejection, suitably mocked.)
Puppeting: V. (2): Raising one's hand and making either a talking motion like articulating a sock puppet or wiggling the fingers as if working a marionette. Often used to mock someone who has engaged in puppeting as described in definition one.

"We killed the bad guys?"
Everyone
"Yeah."
Eric Beckman
"We go home."
Everyone
"You don't want to know what happened?"
Eric Beckman
"No."
Everyone
"You don't want to examine the camp?"
Eric Beckman
"No, we go home."
Everyone
"[looks at his HUGE sheaf of notes]... SIGH "
Eric Beckman
Old West Cthulhu ~~ Summer 1995
After completing the prelude the party ignores the main plot and blows the adventure

"If he keeps this up, he could get a good contact out of this."
Eric Beckman
"If he keeps it up, he could get some REAL good contact out of this."
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
Phil's allusion to Hawk's hot female reporter contact

"If it doesn't require pulling something repeatedly, you're just no good at it."
Eric Beckman
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
Eric to Gerald, on his lack of social skills (Eric was refering to gun triggers)

"Are there any large objects next to me?"
Charlie Delimata
"Well, the lady next to you could stand to lose a few pounds."
Eric Beckman
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Spring 1997
describing a scene

"She looks a little scared and uneducated."
Eric Beckman
"I like 'em like that."
Charlie Delimata
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Summer 1997
Charlie lets more slip than he should have

"It's my magic wand."
Eric Beckman
Shadowrun - Boston ~~ Summer 1997
Allusions to a certain body part

"Good for you! Get over it."
Eric Beckman
Scraypers ~~ Spring 1997
commenting on Charlie's good roll.

"You've got her tail."
Charlie Delimata
"Well, first piece of tail I've got tonight!"
KameCraze [Eric Beckman]
Scraypers ~~ Spring 1997
grabbing a metallic shark...

"My coat's open and my tool's hanging out."
Eric Beckman
"Well, you know, you were just at the whorehouse."
Wayne Stone
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
Eric lets something slip

"He's pulling number 5. We're doing #2."
Jack Durango [Eric Beckman]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
Sparkey choosing switches

"Wait until they get a load of this."
Jack Durango [Eric Beckman]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
Said on entry to the bathroom, though it didn't need to be

"Um...Bob, Lunch."
Eric Beckman
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
After an unarmed man in boxer shorts eaten by Jack Durango's carnisaur.

"You stay with us and we'll turn you into a rootin' shootin' cowboy."
Jack Durango [Eric Beckman]
"Or turn you into a psycho killer!"
Whitestorm [Gerald Boice]
Rifts New West ~~ Summer 1997
Helping Roger's character buck up.

"It'll take a double movement to get in there."
Eric Beckman
"I just had a double movement."
Wayne Stone
The Bagpipe Campaign - AD&D ~~ Spring 1998
Why the hell do I try to write this stuff down?

"You pull the cloth off & there's a nice pristine organ there."
Eric Beckman
"I've got a nice pristine organ."
Wayne Stone
"Yeah, that's never been used."
Charlie Delimata
"You motherless piece of s%@t, don't you dare!"
Wayne Stone
The Bagpipe Campaign - AD&D ~~ Spring 1998
Wayne see's Phil writing - The dangers of being the chronicler...

"You feel like ripping your shirt off, and you do."
Eric Beckman
"You don't often see that kind of behavior in a Librarian."
Wayne Stone
The TORGshank Redemption ~~ Summer 2002
The dangers of being non-possiblity rated

"The fucker's going down."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
"Which fucker?"
Eric Beckman
"Depends on what the dice roll is."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
The TORGshank Redemption ~~ Summer 2002
An enemy lying on Charlie's character

"Sorry Guys."
Wayne Stone
"Oh, no problem, somebody has to be Kevin Bacon."
Eric Beckman
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
After several people walk up and talk to Wayne for no good reason

"Gerald, move over so I can stand next to Phil."
Charlie Delimata
"Because he's your hero?"
Eric Beckman
"Because if he's holding his breath, he isn't talking."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Charlie, making use of his expulsions of noxious fumes

"You smell what smells like rotting jungle."
Eric Beckman
"Gotta use more soap in the morning."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Scene description taken too literally

"You can pull the dwarf up but there's something clinging to him."
Eric Beckman
"Oh! I caught something!"
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Raising a dwarf & something with long arms

"Maybe you can make a Natch-20, too."
Eric Beckman
"I did!"
Wayne Stone
"Oh, this doesn't bode well for later."
Charlie Delimata
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
burning all the good rolls early

"In only about 10 minutes you've mounted the wall..."
Eric Beckman
"And boy are we sore!"
Wayne Stone
Harpo Polo Campaign ~~ Summer 1998
Climbing in the City of the Damned

"Why is everybody speaking Afrikaans?"
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
"Because we're in South Africa."
Eric Beckman
"No, we're not. All Shadowrun takes place in Seattle."
Scott "Dark Scott" Proper
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
Must be crowded there...

"Can I make a listen roll to see if they've fired?"
"Make a perception roll."
Eric Beckman
"17"
"You hear nothing."
Eric Beckman
"They're using silenced weapons over there! Let's go!"
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
Nice try

"It's not the most pleasant 3 seconds you've ever spent..."
Eric Beckman
"No, that'd be last night."
Wayne Stone
"3 girls, 3 seconds. That's about right."
Charlie Delimata
South African Shadowrun ~~ Spring 1999
Discussion of Scott the Hutt's amourous adventures

"Would a 13 hit?"
"No."
Charlie Delimata
"How about a 15?"
"No."
Charlie Delimata
"What about a 17?"
Eric Beckman
"That'll hit, roll damage."
Charlie Delimata
"Nah, we were just asking."
"Twerps."
Charlie Delimata
AD&D - Wonderful World of Were's campaign ~~ Fall 1999
Brilliantly finding the A.C. of the target.

"I've got a 40 foot movement."
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
"You need more bran, dude."
Eric Beckman
AD&D - Wonderful World of Were's campaign ~~ Fall 1999
AD&D and toilet humor

"Ah! Sweet Juan is loose!"
Charlie Delimata
"Yes! The eater of men!"
Eric Beckman
7th Sea ~~ Spring 2001
Comments on Scott T. H.'s character

"Juan, I think we need to get some gunpowder."
Eric Beckman
"But I don't shoot."
Sweet Juan [Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien]
"Well, you do blow."
Charlie Delimata
7th Sea ~~ Spring 2001
Sigh.

"I'm going to try to transform back."
Eric Beckman
"Are you sure you want to do that while Phil is blowing you?"
Scott "The Hutt" O'Brien
TOON ~~ Spring 2001
Yes, he's still a whistle.

"If there's something ugly and evil around here, it's not Phil."
Eric Beckman
"If there's something ugly and evil around here it IS Phil."
Charlie Delimata
"But at least he keeps it to himself."
Wayne Stone
Hungarian Cthulhu ~~ Summer 2000
Don't eat Broccoli before roleplaying.

"It's late at night and all the Predators are coming out."
Eric Beckman
"Well, I know one Predator that won't be coming out."
Bliane Nickerson
Seattle Shadowrun ~~ Fall 2001
Reminding Wayne that Lone Star siezed his gun for not having a permit.

"You hit like a girl!"
Eric Beckman
Son of Swamp Romp ~~ Spring 2002
Commenting on Wayne's newly female lizardman making an attack.

"You hear sounds of blows from the alley."
Eric Beckman
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Fall 2002
(Party procedes to make slurps, "Oh! Oh!" sounds, etc.)
Hooker et al. pounding the crap out of a business man

"I don't know if Charlie will share this with the group, but he gets an omen of a very severe looking blonde woman who is blowing out his torch."
Eric Beckman
"I don't think we know about his image. We don't need to know about someone blowing his torch."
Gerald Boice
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Fall 2002
Charlie's omen while he's out of the room. Double ententres and sarcasm, the twin pillars of our humor.

"It's not likely he'd be dodging after someone bit his nuts off."
Eric Beckman
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Winter 2002
Negating a troll's dex bonus to AC after a natch-20, then a 19 on a ball-biting attack.

"How are you going to accomplish that?"
Eric Beckman
"With the adrenalin borne of pure terror!"
Charlie Delimata
The Forgotten Realm of Game Balance ~~ Spring 2003
Anchored to the nose of a dragon the size of Manhattan

"We try to distribute everything fairly."
Eric Beckman
"I have the passenger, you have the cred stick, and he has the cops..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 7, 2003
Giving everyone their fair share. (From each according to his abilities, to each according to their needs?)

"Oh! Let me tell you the story!"
Kender Priestess [Eric Beckman]
"Just give us the Cliff Notes."
Charlie Delimata
The Kender Bender ~~ Fall 2003
Annoying NPC's.

"...Looks like a cave no smart person would enter."
Eric Beckman
"AH HA! But I'm not smart, am I?"
Charlie Delimata
The Kender Bender ~~ Fall 2003
We think he meant his character.


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