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Great Quotes from Montana State University

(and other places)

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"Well, that looked like a content smudge on there... [pause] ...I'm not sure if 'content smudge' is the correct technical term."
April 19, 2001
about a CDR

"I think Microsoft's crappy products wouldn't piss me off so much, if they just all had the same crappiness, so you could deal with it."
June 2, 2006
Differences between the HTML incompatabilities in Outlook and Internet Explorer.

"If it's a non-cybered, non-awakened gopher it could."
Shadowrun ~~ July 5, 1996
as to whether some wildlife could get through a detection grid

"I don't have the time right now to know everything."
August 22, 1996

"Then it occurred to me that life is just like a bunch of bad rock videos..."
August 21, 1996

"You're saying that my car could be an optical illusion?"
September 3, 1996

"Sometimes incense boxes smell really good, and other times they smell like dirty shoes."
September 20, 1996

"I can see Josh's psyche crumbling under the sheer weight of chocolate."
September 24, 1996

"Do you know how much good dirt costs?"
October 11, 1996

"If someone were crawling under your desk, it would look bad"
December 4, 1996

"Be friendly to the moron customers, even the rude ones."
December 11, 1996

"Just a sec..., I'm trying to figure out how to type the word 'worldwide'"
January 30, 1997

"Clap until the conductor flees in terror."
April 11, 1997
at a MSU Orchestra concert

"I only penetrated a little bit."
Shadowrun ~~ May 12, 1997

"...Except for the part about almost getting stabbed with a helecoptor..."
Shadowrun ~~ May 10, 1997

"You'd rather think than finger someone?"
Spring 1997

"I actually had a funny one, but I was laughing so hard I forgot it."
Summer 1997

"Did I just spew forth a bunch of meaningless techno-babble?"
Summer 1997
Probably. Sounds like me.

"They will be happy to take all the money you've ever seen then consider installing digital phone lines."
Fall 1997

"I think we should get chips, but I want to call them soap."
Summer 1997
It had been a really long day, and I was having problems shopping...

"Oh-No... What did I just say?"
Summer 1997

"Who's cooking breakfast?"
Aliera [Kt Andersen]
"You are."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"She is breakfast!"
Flem Ake [Ted Deshner Jr.]
"Crap, he's got his appetite back."
Aliera [Kt Andersen]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ September 22, 2013
When the Kobold finally woke up again...

"Do not eat Magic Baking Wheel."
July 13, 1997

"I have an amazing grasp of the completely irrelevant."
July 14, 1997

"But he's employed by Microsoft, they have a different definition of works than the rest of the world."
July 22, 1997

"Sometimes on this quotes page, you get really cool quotes, and sometimes you just get kinda dumb ones."
August 27, 1997

"So, what you're telling me is that I have to go in to the manager's office tomorrow morning and tell him that we have the software, but it's still in kindergarten?"
June 27, 2001

"I'm gonna spank the metaphysical Woodie."
Shadowrun ~~ November 10, 1997
About an astral spirit

"Oh, My God, I have notes that I can understand!"
Shadowrun ~~ December 1, 1997
About my notes, I guess...

"I'm a direct descendant of Sampson. If I cut my hair, I'll turn into a total wuss."
January 16, 1998

"If my head explodes, I'm gonna be very upset."
Shadowrun ~~ February 9, 1998

"Emacs is cool, because it allows me to be really silly..."
March 5, 1998

"If the three of us would shut up for a minute, I would quit getting quotes and I would be able to get back to compiling Apache so we could get out of here..."
March 6, 1998
proof that this page is a waste of time...

"I just said that so your girlfriend would stroke me!"
March 6, 1998
What you do to get quotes...

"Do you remember the last town we got eaten alive in???"
Harn ~~ October 24, 1998

"I suppose if you made your friends, you could pick their nose..."
Harn ~~ September 15, 1998

"If WindowsNT gives you power, what do you get from an OS that works?"
February 8, 1999

"It's five-thirty."
"Cool, that means we can all cuss."
February 22, 1999
Aaaaahh, the end of the work day

"Are thesis advisors like thesauruses?"
"No, they're more like Satan."
April 16, 1999

"Does Carrie know about your Nelson Mandella fetish?"
March 13, 1999
To Chris - who's married to Carrie.

"I could tell her a really dumb story."
February 22, 1999

"I don't want to be around a pelehan who's been pissed on, it may be worse than a pelehan that's been pissed off."
Harn ~~ March 29, 1999

"I succeeded. This is going to be a problem."
Harn ~~ March 29, 1999

"Yes, but the lesbian blow job was the important part."
February 15, 1999
post-rocky...

"There's a breast smothering my home-world!"
February 15, 1999

"Sorry I'm late, I was force-fed a hamburger at guilt-point."
April 21, 1999

"I was going to ask a question I don't know the answer to... No, actually, I was going to ask a question I have no way of knowing the answer to."
May 30, 1999

"Roger, You're riding to Thay."
"Why?"
"Because he wants to meet up with the rest of the party."
Rebecca Shopfer
Harn ~~ May 24, 1999
Introducing new characters is such fun...

"Carrie you still need to install my squirrel on this computer."
September 20, 1999

"Anyone for a Swiss Army potato peeler?"
September 22, 1999

"Hey! Look! It has one of those grab-hold-of-it-and-rip-it-off-thingies... [pause]... hmmm, I grabbed-hold-of-it-and-ripped-it-off..."
September 24, 1999

"Who knows about stocks? Keith!"
"Why me?"
"You seem to know everything else at the moment..."
October 5, 1999

"It's not a magpie fence, it's a snow fence. It's for keeping the snow off the magpies."
October 5, 1999

"You know what I need?... [pause]... And I've got one!"
October 30, 1999
Getting ready for Rocky Horror and looking for white eye-liner.

"I was going to show it to you, but then I realized that I'm half naked and you're all tied up."
October 29, 1999
About the availability of notes for the Absolute Pleasure Rocky Horror preshow - but it's so much more fun all by itself... :)

"Do you have you're underwear on?"
October 29, 1999
To Scott Wendt about his costume for Rocky Horror.

"Elliot, your car purrs like a constipated lion."
November 23, 1999

"I had to go help a co-worker crash his WinNT box."
"Someone needed help to crash a WinNT box?"
"Well, he wanted help with some Java code..."
November 8, 2001

"The really cool thing about Perl is that the logical solution NEVER works."
January 18, 2000

"I've decided that Shadowrun is boring, so I decided to GM D&D instead, only I'm not telling any of the players."
April 7, 2000

"That's one of the things I hate about Windows, in order to use any of the bugs in the operating system, you have to background all other processes."
April 12, 2000

"Idle logins provide the devil's CPU cycles."
March 23, 2001

"Yes... but software applications designed to be used by marketers should probably be easier than differential calc."
November 15, 2001
about difficulties figuring out how to use the new marketing software...

"This is supposed to be really easy and obvious."
Jason Mittelsteadt
"It probably is really easy - we're just stupid."
November 15, 2001
trying to figure out the new marketing software

"I'm sorry Roger, but I'm gonna commit first aid on you now."
Harn ~~ April 26, 1999
My benevolent Hodiri, Malakai, was about to use his healing skill of 8 to try to repair a grievious stab wound to the knee of Roger's warrior.

"I want my horse."
Malakai [Keith Seyffarth]
Harn ~~ April 26, 1999

"Does the tingling in my hand match the ringing in my ears?"
Harn ~~ June 21, 1999

"The Gargun are molesting my horses? I'm gonna molest them back!"
Malakai [Keith Seyffarth]
Harn ~~ June 21, 1999

"You've been sodomized by a butterfly."
Marcus Atrates [Keith Seyffarth]
Harn ~~ June 7, 2000
The other character had just been transformed back after being a butterfly for a month...

"Smurf, but it's German."
Charlie Schrupp
"What for?"
"Smurf."
Charlie Schrupp
June 7, 2000
Discussing foriegn broadcast television...

"... you could feed recordings of Lets Make a Deal to statisticians to find out, they like that sort of thing. They also like counting the fibers in carpet... they're statisticians."
September 8, 2001

"The nice thing about not filing things, is tht then it's easy to find them...."
December 10, 2001
while grabbing a sheet of paper from about half way down in one of several piles on my desk...

"Are you OK?"
Ann (Gangstad) Marchant
"No, I seem to be picking up behavioral characteristics from a parrot."
December 24, 2001

"If you do that, I'll never seduce anyone!"
Barron Von Munchausen ~~ December 27, 2001

"My cheeks hurt."
Barron Von Munchausen ~~ December 27, 2001
after much laughter about horse flatulence...

"Last night it was food. Now, it's icky-poo."
January 1, 2002
about the slimy orange residue in the cake pan.

"Who are you to decide who lives and who dies? ... Oh, yeah, you're the hostess."
January 1, 2002
to Carrie

"Typing sloppily, faster than the universe deals with is annoying."
January 16, 2002
about the number of typos in the 'talk' session over a VERY slow connection.

"They are an adventuring party."
"But these people are playing HackMaster, while the others are playing Mythus."
"But none of them realize that the GM is playing Call of Cthulu..."
February 6, 2002
While watching The Mummy. Some of us gametoo much...

"They scatter like ShadowRun grenades."
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
regarding why the rats that had just fallen off the rope were not under the thief who fell next.

"Tele-Skele..."
Dave the Bard [Roger Nummerdor]
"Tele-Skele? Is that like Tele-Tuby?"
"Yeah, only thinner..."
Roger Nummerdor
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
Re: the skeletons atacking the party.

"Flit. You can flit. I can't flit! I'm a Dwarf! Dwarves don't flit!"
Sally, Dwarven Priestess of Odin [Keith Seyffarth]
Dave and the Apre-Henchmen - Hackmaster ~~ April 18, 2002
about who should sneak past the big bad guy...

"There must be people out there who are under the impression that if it is really, really, painfully bad, deep down, it must be really good!"
"And those people use Windows?"
June 16, 2002
We had been talking about Woody Allen films...

"I have the grape and the ice... and access to a computer."
July 19, 2002

"Well, it was better than Anaconda, the way that eating a nice steak is better than rolling around in fresh dog turds."
July 18, 2002
About the movie Eight Legged Freaks.

"I don't have hit points... [pause]... This could be bad..."
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 7, 2002
about my new character... I guess I wasn't quite done yet.

"This is important - this is group bonding."
Renee Folsom
"Leave it to a marketing department to come up with group bonding."
"We have group bonding in IT."
Erika (Abrahamsen) Whaley
"But is it fun?"
Tiffany (Vick) Maierle
"No!"
Erika (Abrahamsen) Whaley
August 8, 2002
going to the company ice cream social...

"Phil, you truly are a sick and twisted individual."
"It's an honor to know you!"
Mythus - Ravenloft ~~ Fall 1994
The many facets of the chronicler

"I have access to Phil's brain."
August 12, 2002
what information was really available...

"Hey, give Microsoft credit. Windows is getting much better. Windows 2000 is almost as stable as my 12 year old Macintosh that's been struck by lightning."
August 31, 2002
Discussing the viability of various Un*x based systems as desktop OSes for general computer users.

"I replaced myself with a small shell script today.
I am trying to figure out if that makes me insignificant or impressive. "
September 4, 2001
Figuring out how to deal with massive amounts of email.

"You have business with Fast Eddie?"
Bouncer at Fast Eddies [Quint Ringsak]
"No, I have business with that Blonde..."
Joe-Bob [Keith Seyffarth]
Young Dwagons - Feng Shui ~~ September 19, 2002
Getting through the back door at a "Gentlemen's Club" in Hong Kong

"I thought I was cooler than this, but I wasn't."
Young Dwagons - Feng Shui ~~ September 26, 2002

"I'm afraid to see we think alike."
August 15, 2002
to Phil

"Yeah, I'm livestock with a seduction skill."
Zapata [Keith Seyffarth]
"Oh?!? Bestiality already?"
Garret [Roger Nummerdor]
Hacking on the Borderlands - Hackmaster ~~ August 22, 2002
Introducing myself to the 'comely dancing girl' in the tavern.

"Did you know that there is a flaw in IE?!?"
"Yup. They released it. But I hear there's these things called web browsers they fix most of the problems IE has."
March 11, 2003

"All right, who greased the halfling?"
Biko the Grel Barbarian [Keith Seyffarth]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ May 1, 2003
after Diana got out from under the pile of hobgoblins who had pinned her four times in a row...

"Do you put the word out that you're in search of adventurers?"
"No, I put the word out that I'm in search of ... wiskey."
Biko the Grel Barbarian [Keith Seyffarth]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
as the party got back to civilization.

"You appeared to be a man in need of assistance... or at least you appeared to be in need of assistance."
February 6, 2003
to Phil

"I got a wizzard?!? I hit it over the head with a pirate!"
Biko the Grel Barbarian [Keith Seyffarth]
The Fellowship of the Axe - Hackmaster ~~ February 6, 2003
killing pirates... they attacked us, so it's all right.

"I'm leery of anything that is going to try to write HTML for me, because there is the whole gambit of HTML editors out there - FrontPage at the worst of the worst all the way up to GoLive and Dreamweaver at the best but only marginally better level."
March 13, 2001
About the quality of HTML produced by the supposed web design tools available on the market.

"One thing that is cool about ispell is that it forces you to get better at spelling. When it finds a word that is not in the dictionary, it gives you matches that are off by 1 character or 1 transposition, but doesn't assume that 'echolalia' should have been 'each old alley' as Word will."
April 20, 2001
One more reason not to use Micro$oft Office...

"You're still here?!?!?"
"Yeah, that's cause MarketFirst is being slow."
Rory Edwards
"You can say that again, probably before MarketFirst gets around to doing whatevery you asked of it..."
June 2, 2003
at a quarter after 5

"So, what happens when your brain goes completely numb?"
Shelby (Kirksey) Nordhagen
"That's when you start loosing feeling in your toes."
June 4, 2003
about an incredibly repetitive task at work

"Would it be weird to say, 'My brilliance is effervessing?'"
June 5, 2003
it was one of those days at work

"My favorite group of emacs error message:
'You can run [command you just ran] using [far more complicated and imposible to remember keyboard shortcut]'"
January 8, 2002

"Yeah, my .elisp directory would be cool to have, too..."
"OK, I can get that."
Ben Nelson
"You use emacs?!?"
"You have no idea. Keith lives and dies by emacs."
Ben Nelson
"There are unix applications other than emacs?"
"Yes..."
"What would you use them for?"
"Avoiding carpel tunnel!"
March 6, 2002
The ordeal of migrating from one server to another...

"You think he can protect you?"
"No, I think I can use him as a human shield."
July 5, 2003

"You're very entertaining."
Rebecca "Becks the Great" Russell
"Why?"
"Because you just stand there and smile when I entertain myself with you."
Rebecca "Becks the Great" Russell
July 5, 2003
Hugging people with both arms full...

"Skunk!"
"[THUNK]
Not any more."
Trevor "Cheb" Ostenson
July 2, 2003
Conversation at 75MPH.

"How can a CD be 'Top Secret!' if you're spamming about it?"
July 31, 2003
The subject lines of prolific and pervasive unsolicited email messages...

"In a system with 'bad stuff' there has to be 'good stuff' too..."
"Not in Call of Cthulhu."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 7, 2003
About the merits of various gaming systems...

"How well do you know the vehicle?"
"Carnally."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 13, 2003
That had been established a few sessions back...

"Luke, roll intelligence... you can use combat pool for this."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 13, 2003
It was a very combat related intelligence thing... even though they were not really in combat yet. It did work to get everyone in a panic. :)

"So, Phil, you'd have to Resist a 38DD."
"I can't."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 13, 2003
Damage code from having a building dropped on you, not better things.

"Look! It's raining hunky blonds!"
May 14, 1999

"I added the first Laura quote to the database today. I would have thought she would have said something funny in the last ten years..."
April 13, 2002
talking to Carrie

"When last we met our intrepid heroes, ..."
"They left and we showed up."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 4, 2004
Getting back into the swing of things after a few weeks off...

"I hate lizards!"
"Yes, but which do you hate more: lizards, or..."
"Or sentry drones?..."
"OK, or sentry drones, or..."
"Or strippers?..."
"No, not strippers. Or helecoptors?"
"Well, I prefer to stay on the ground, so my favorite would be... um ... strippers!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
One day, Buckwheat gets to go on a helecoptor ride that encounters some bad (really bad) turbulence, that night he gets to spend with two attractive, female 'exotic entertainment specialists' in a fancy hotel in Alice Springs, and the next day he's out in the outback helping to (or at least trying to help) fight off some kind of giant lizard.

"Just because you're brave doesn't mean you heal fast."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 1, 2004
Sad, but true.

"This code is surprisingly well commented... I'm fixing that."
September 3, 2004
I was just fixing the fact that the php was commented with HTML comments... honest.

"Another thing I was able to clear up. with a little help from Johnathon..."
"Gonorrhea?"
June 10, 2004
Actually, I don't remember what it was...

"If your essence goes below 0, then you're most definitely cyberpsychotic. So, you're unaware of your humanity, you lose awareness of ethics and morals..."
"And you become a disk jockey."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 24, 2004
Explaining why essence was important to new players...

"I need to see... Well, I guess I don't need to see your driver's license since you're manifestly not driving, but I do need to know the names of those in the vehicle, as well as your destination... And what the hell happened to the left side of this car..."
Australian Highway Cop (NPC) [Keith Seyffarth]
"Batchelor party."
Giggy [Phil DeKoning]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 24, 2004
As the officer first noticed that Giggy was not a rigger, and that the vehicle did not have manual controls, then realized that the passenger side of the vehicle was seriously ravaged (by a the side effects of a mana storm, though the cop never found that out...).

"Roll body."
"[after a long pause]... No."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 1, 2004
If only it worked that way.

"What did you roll?"
"They're all...less than...one."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 15, 2004
Gotta hate wound modifiers!

"Make a reaction test."
"Do you always choose the things I've got only 2 dice in?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 29, 2004
Wouldn't be too surprising...

"How much Karma pool do you have left?"
"Three."
T. Luke Renner
"Ah, you're fine!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 2, 2004
Being targeted by a pop-up turret.

"My favorite there [Cafe Zydeco] is the very misnamed 'gutbuster' sandwich. It was great. What should have been called the 'gutbuster' was the jambalaya along with a half a pitcher of margaritas."
"Ummm... What were you thinking?"
"Something similar to: "Jambalaya hot. Mouth burning. Cool liquid.""
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
About dinner plans for the group.

"Why is funny floating so difficult?"
"Because you have to breathe right."
September 12, 2004

"I could go off on a rant here, but I wont."
October 22, 2004
Having just read an interview with Bill Gates, and then having written a several page ... commentary.

"They named it imap_8bit. Why didn't they call it something memorable - like quoted or printable or even mangled_unreadable..."
September 12, 2004
Having recently dug up the function in php to convert a block of text into a quoted/printable block of text for more reliable transfer by email.

"They need a distraction."
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"Would this be a 'blow up the building across the street' or a 'seduce the secretary so she's not looking' distraction?"
QuickSilver [Johnathon Holroyd]
"Kinda both..."
Raven [T. Luke Renner]
"So, blow up the secretary so she's not looking?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 16, 2004
The job Raven had just committed the group to...

"Were you making out with the fire extinguisher?"
"Yes."
T. Luke Renner
"Dude! Get a blow-up doll!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 4, 2004
Well, he was the one who pointed out the lip prints on the glass in front of the fire extinguisher next to my apartment door - and that they were at about the right height for him...

"So, you're down to two daggers and a rifle, and I'm up to a frying pan, a knife, and a dog."
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
Preparing for combat...

"Oh, he's just communing with the dead."
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
We had been hired to deal with demons and people summoning demons...

"Either the cooks have drastically improved thier abilities overnight..."
Ella [Matt Hosking]
"Or we're eating the dog."
Ashley Grelfin [Keith Seyffarth]
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
The dog had been shot in the combat in the dining room the evening before.

"Most pawns don't know what their masters want."
Jacob Vaun (NPC) [Greg Schneider]
"Mostly just clean clothes."
Ashley Grelfin [Keith Seyffarth]
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
The servants do know...

"The big elf has a skillet!"
Greg's Victoriana/Riddle of Steel One-Shot ~~ January 1, 2005
Preparing for combat...

"I kinda gotta go, they're in combat and Luke's gonna die..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 30, 2004
Getting a phone call in the middle of game...

"That's an interesting name."
"Clacy? Like 'Lacey' with a 'C.'"
"Or, like 'Tracy'... without the 'T'... or the 'R'..."
January 5, 2005
hmmm...

"If I'm going to blow you up, I'll let you know."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 18, 2004

"Yeah, that's when me and Ziggy go out the front door."
T. Luke Renner
"Giggy! Not Ziggy!"
"[Keith snorts pop into his nose.] Cream soda hurts."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 18, 2004
Get the names right, then!

"There seems to be a crane barrelling - for sufficently broad definitions of barrelling - toward the van."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 2, 2004
You find weapons where you can.

"We don't keep our developers in the dark. They do that to themselves..."
January 6, 2005
Illumination issues in the engineering building...

"What are you doing on 4?"
"Same thing I do every time... fail."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 13, 2005
Once again, gotta hate wound modifiers...

"Be careful, I'm vicious when I'm backed into a corner."
Chris "CJ" Jackson
"No, Chris, you're backed into a chair... with wheeles."
January 19, 2005
Threatening to slap him from across the cubicle partition...

"You could stand on the shoulders of great people."
"No, I'm scared of heights."
January 21, 2005
Talking about work.

"Apparently, it had been fitted to a lawnmower engine."
"OK, who let the rigger have the dildo?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
Sex toys getting dangerous.

"If you are trying to come up with another pun, don't."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
Why not?

"I don't like change."
"Is that why you always use credit cards?"
January 27, 2005
Why she chose the same table for lunch.

"Fresh Bread... It's the best smell to sell stuff."
T. Luke Renner
"As opposed to ferrits and dog shit, which is probably the worst."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
About how Quicksilver could use his tailored pheromones to improve his negotiation.

"What is my new roommate's name?"
"Ming Shei."
"[looks at character sheet]... Other gear..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 27, 2005
About the former Triad prostitute who the group had rescued, who was now staying at Giggy's place...

"I'm very determined."
Tune Vo
"We know that, we've known you for over a decade."
"I've changed... [pause]... A teeny bit."
Tune Vo
January 29, 2005
Driving up Hyalite Canyon through the snow.

"Anything you say can and may be quoted against you on the Internet."
January 29, 2005

"I still need help."
Chaundera Wolfe
"I know nothing."
"That's OK, I know."
Chaundera Wolfe
"Actually, I do know one thing... the Diet Coke machine is out of Diet Coke."
February 3, 2005
issues with Excel

"I hate staring into windows."
Julie Kmetzo
"You could try a different operating system."
February 4, 2005
Preparing for a meeting and debating whether the blinds should be opened...

"I'm gonna copy this so that we have good JavaScript that works."
Chris "CJ" Jackson
"You said good and javascript in the same sentence."
March 4, 2005
javascript...

"What was your perception roll?"
"4, 4, 4, 3"
"But the extra 4's stage that up from mod perception to serious."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 20, 2005
If only it worked that way.

"You're shopping, right?"
"Well... more looting."
"You're looting for a band?"
"Better than raping and pillaging for a band..."
The pirate was setting up the wake...

"OK, it's official. You geeks are nothing like accounting people."
Rebecca Heinz
"Yeah, what do you mean?"
"You'll never hear an accounting person say Come here, hug me, I smell like sweat."
Rebecca Heinz
March 24, 2005
Overhearing conversations in cube-land...

"But they were fashionable parachute pants."
Chris "CJ" Jackson
"Fashionable parachute pants? Is that like the good javascript you referenced a couple of weeks ago?"
April 28, 2005
hmmm...

"I'm protecting them!"
T. Luke Renner
"From What? Andres?"
"No! Phil's karma!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 14, 2005
Luke's teeny dice...

"I got Johnny up to grade 4."
"What kind of porn were you looking at?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 8, 2005
Talking about an old mage character - not exactly what I meant.

"What would be the powers of a sheep shaman?"
"I don't know, but it would be baaaaaaaaad."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 8, 2005
[Sigh] That's our humor, though.

"You're Betty, right?"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"[Deep voice] Yes."
"Keith, do the femine voice!"
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 22, 2005
Trying to maintain the roleplaying illusion...

"So, it's like a pulmonary enema?"
January 4, 2006
Why people go to Oxygen bars.

"You see, it's hermetically sealed, and you're a Shaman..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 19, 2006
Bad ShadowRun puns...

"Because once bad things happen, we switch to the metric system. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Shadowrun measurements

"You suck. You suck in a completely different way than Andres. "
"Yeah, I'm good looking. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Iniative totals

"What happened to it?"
James [NPC Mechanic] [Keith Seyffarth]
"A combination of lack of driving skill and C4 explosive."
Rainbow [Andres Munoz]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Status of auto repairs

"And why the fuck does the coffin in the back of your car keep buzzing?"
Gena, Car Repainter [NPC] [Keith Seyffarth]
"Oh, that..."
Rainbow [Andres Munoz]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 2, 2006
Just one of those minor and annoying details.

"Luke, you might want to be careful with those or they might fall in your soda. "
"Guess I'll be playing craps later."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 13, 2005
Regarding Luke's Tiny Dice

"[To Elliot:] There's someone standing in the shadows in the other direction. [pause] ... [more pause] ... [Keith nudges Elliot with his foot]"
"Huh?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 19, 2006
Always a pain when the teacher catches you not paying attention!

"Roll Initative"
"[Excited] 21! [Sees Keith's roll of 23] [Dejected] Oh..."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 19, 2006
Someone out-initatived a rigger.

"You know how XP works in D&D?"
"Sure... You get XP, you go up levels. "
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"Well, this is pretty much nothing like that. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 16, 2006
You gotta start somewhere with the Karma system in Shadowrun.

"This cup hides dice."
"Not very well... It's sort of transparent."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006

"I can get you something [money] once we get to Sydney. "
Jonah (NPC) [Keith Seyffarth]
"Sign the damn paper or you won't make it to Sydney. "
Rainbow [Andres Munoz]
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 2, 2006
All we wanted was an I.O.U. and a blood sample! ( He didn't make it to Sydney, though. )

"That was the dumbest thing I've heard."
"Have you read the quotes page?"
"Today. The dumbest thing I've heard, today."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
There's no need to be insulting!

"I didn't find the pencil I was looking for just now, but I found the one I was looking for last week."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 6, 2006
You take your success where you can get it, I suppose.

"Oh, you so suck! [pause] Cool!"
GMs are so sadistic.

"I... think... I'm good."
"I think you're evil."
"I am evil."
May 22, 2006
Work conversations...

"I just tore a nail... on my zipper."
May 23, 2006
Why I needed to borrow a pair of nail clippers.

"You guys got your asses saved by a critical fail???"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 8, 2006
The mage actually did a good job of taking the misinformation seriously...

"A purple skinned monster shows up."
"Oh! Jesus Christ!"
Persephone [T. Luke Renner]
"No, just Ugly."
One of the characters, Ugly, was a purple skinned monster.

"I have the point lowered, it's not a threat."
"It's a sword. It's in your hand. It's a threat."
Kaven was first in warfare.

"When a mommy gamer and a daddy gamer love each other very much... and they reproduce... you get a little gamer."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ July 6, 2006
Why I had a seven year old in my Throne War the previous weekend...

"Can you sinch that hood down good and tight?"
"Yeah, but then I'd look stupid."
Chaundera Wolfe
September 22, 2006
While modeling her new big puffy white parka with black speckles.

"Are any of these good can openers?"
"I wouldn't take one home to Ming."
"I'll take one home to Ming."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ September 28, 2006
Raiding an end of the world shelter...

"You used 'disseminate.' Isn't that an awfully big word for you?"
"No. Me likey big words."
September 28, 2006
Vocabulary at work.

"So, if you ever get burned at the stake, you'll have an idea of what it will feel like?"
"Yeah, kind of pleasant but mildly disturbing."
September 28, 2006
More off-topic conversations at work.

"That's easy. Just look it up on php.net, but I think it's strstr('string','string needle','string haystack')."
"[blank stare]"
"Could you repeat that?"
October 10, 2006
It's much funnier if you understand the php base functions and read them outloud. - And, I was wrong, it was str_replace('mixed search','mixed replace','mixed subject').

"I'm not sure what percentage of the time my arms were moving I had any contact with that piece of paper."
October 11, 2006
Having just thrown a cartoon across the desk...

"Be careful, or I'll quote you."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 12, 2006
Ample warning.

"So, your choice is either a midnight cruise with Sonny or a midnight rendezvous with Giggy. "
"Either way, you're gonna get wet! "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 12, 2006
Michelle, choosing which one night mission to take.

"The policeman got distracted by boobs. "
"Good boobs!! "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 12, 2006
What's the best way to avoid trouble with the Coast Guard? A topless stripper with the hiccups!

"God bless strippers when their diaphragms start contracting. "
T. Luke Renner
"No, then they tend to get pregnant. "
"Andres, you're really lucky you don't speak English very well right now."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 26, 2006
Recounting the key events of the previous week.

"You've driven over worse than this."
"Yeah. Motorcyclists."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
Road conditions - past and present.

"I'll drive."
"Cool. I'll see if I can walk without tripping oner my pants."
March 19, 2007
going to lunch...

"We'll need about 1/2 shitload of screws."
March 22, 2007
Purchasing materials for a project.

"I can speak Tonia."
"No, you can speak drugged Tonia, that's even better."
March 28, 2007
Translating an email that had been sent after surgery...

"I've been interned to death."
March 28, 2007
After a long series of interuptions.

"We've got a car, a gun, IDs..."
Nova [Johnathon Holroyd]
"A thumb."
"I'm not mentioning the thumb..."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 29, 2007
Listing what they were bringing back from Adelaide...

"I'm gonna slap the gay right out of you!"
Stephanie "Stef" Hande
"I'd probably like to see that."
April 22, 2007
To Robert.

"Ooooh! Stef's butt-print is warm."
April 22, 2007
Getting out of the booth at the restaurant.

"So, it's all about you, is it?"
"Well... [pause] mostly... [pause] except the stabbing."
April 27, 2007
Fixing a chair.

"Horses, like rugby players, are dangerous animals."
"Yeah, they step on ya."
May 7, 2007
Discussion of injuries...

"I really think I'm making sense in my head, but I know that the words coming out of my mouth are completely incomprehensible."
May 9, 2007
Trying to explain something at the end of a long day at work.

"Everything is in there. If it's not in there, it's in Real Life. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
Talking rules, but it's an interesting comment, nonetheless.

"If it's tear-away, it's Fine clothing. "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 30, 2006
You get what you pay for when you buy slutty police stripper uniforms.

"You can't use Combat Pool on a Charisma roll! "
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ April 12, 2007
That could almost be the title of a book of dating advice.

"Johnathon got bored shaking his booty."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 29, 2007
Why Jonathon wasn't playing his stripper, Nova.

"I've got Etiquette: Clubs. "
Johnathon Holroyd
"Yeah, you gotta know when it's appropriate to sanitize the pole."
"With a carefully placed Wet-One, you can do it through the whole routine."
T. Luke Renner
"(snorts cake into nose)"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 11, 2007
Trying to act appropriately in a French restaurant.

"OK, Sama, we think there's an AI in here."
"But it could just be porn."
T. Luke Renner
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 30, 2007
The contents of a laptop exposed to an unprotected wireless network where a rogue AI was suspected to reside.

"There's a difference between sexual orientation and gender."
"And neither is a choice."
"That's not the difference."
"No, that's a similarity."
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 30, 2007
Random comments.

"So, what happened after I left?"
Michelle [T. Luke Renner]
"We got Italian food and strippers."
Timmy [James "Jeffy" Talbott]
"[Spends about two minutes trying not to spray Diet Coke out of his nose while laughing.]"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 31, 2006
Humor from (simulated) real life.

"When the whistling gets loud, pull the cord."
"Cross your legs."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 16, 2007
Parachute jumping in a skirt.

"(Getting up to follow Keith)
I know what that look from a GM means."
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"It means I'm going to take a leak."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ August 16, 2007
Alright, maybe he didn't know.

"You can take BOD points of overflow damage and still be resurectable. "
"So crucifixion is a base deadly?"
"Huh?"
T. Luke Renner
"Well, you're still resurectable."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
The combination of Shadowrun and Catholic humor.

"You suck. Who are you, Phil?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
after Andres' horrible rolls to save the van.

"Can I write a note and put it on my chest that reads: Please deliver to Pakistan?"
T. Luke Renner
"No. You're on fire."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 4, 2007
After the hellblast while trying to cross the India-Pakistan border.

"Why Turkey?"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"They make a funny noise."
"[Gobbles]"
James "Jeffy" Talbott
"[Silence]"
Everyone
"I'm not gonna lie - that was impressive!"
Sean Hay
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 1, 2007
Trying to figure out the elf's motivations.

"[poke, poke] Nigel's being arrested by the cops."
"So, do you want me to shoot them?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 13, 2007
Not the expected response from the player who didn't seem to be paying attention.

"I'm gonna go to that door and open it."
"So, Sean's thinking about starting a D and D game. You should play the big, dumb fighter."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 15, 2007
Metagaming.

"I'm sweating behind my ears."
"From the hair?"
"No, I think from the heat."
"And the hair."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ January 23, 2008
Is this really the conversation you want to be having while cooking dinner?

"You have a little pinky."
"[Looks at Andres blankly.]"
"It's trying to escape."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
I had a hole in my sock.

"I wasn't expecting..."
"You weren't expecting a big, foam cock? Who does?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ February 20, 2008
Off-topic interruptions.

"The less we disturb them, the sooner they'll get done."
"The more we disturb them, the sooner they'll give up!"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 5, 2008
Actors in Keith's building shooting some kind of movie scene over and over and over and over...

"Oh, Tonia, what's the difference between CSS and style?"
"One Chris doesn't know, and the other Chris doesn't have."
April 14, 2008
reminiscing about former co-workers...

"How many books do you need?"
"How much money did he just give us?"
Johnathon Holroyd
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ June 11, 2008
Players grabbing all the books off the shelf...

"You may play rugby, Adam, but the four of us can take you."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ March 18, 2008
Adam was out of debt while playing Redneck Life!! That just ain't right!!

"I'm having a hard time believing you're rolling your fixer."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ October 22, 2008
Robbing one's own contacts does not seem logical.

"No, not a whiskey elemental, a whiskey spirit."
"What?"
"A whiskey spirit."
"Nigel's too drunk to get it."
"Or Adam's too stupid."
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ November 19, 2008
bad puns in shadowrun...

"It's weird to go to Minnesota."
English 489, Reading in Anglo-Saxon, MSU ~~ February 17, 1999

"Life is accusative?"
"Life is always accusative."
Rebecca Shopfer
English 489, Reading in Anglo-Saxon, MSU ~~ February 25, 1999
More on conjugation and declension.

"No, I don't know why I have organic chemistry stuff in my mythology notebook. This notebook doesn't even go to organic."
English 209, Mythological Backgrounds, MSU ~~ March 2, 1994
Discovering a page of bond diagrams...

"It's the last one, we have to make it good. There has to be a fart joke, there has to be a shit joke, there has to be a sex joke."
T. Luke Renner
"But does there have to be a fart-shit-sex joke?"
The Run Down Under/Gettin' Giggy with Shadowrun ~~ December 17, 2008
The final day of a long campaign...

"OK, I'm kinda getting not unpleased with this functionality."
March 11, 2010
Trying to make a real estate site that wasn't inherently unusable and annoying to site visitors.

"It's like we're coming in as the relief pitcher in the ninth inning of a football game!"
April 26, 2011
Trying to figure out how to take over someone else's development project.

"I don't want to explain that to Judy."
October 7, 2011
Driving a borrowed car while preparing to move a friend half way across the country.

"Now I have both radios, so I can talk to myself."
"You don't need both radios to talk to yourself."
Ann (Gangstad) Marchant
October 10, 2011

"What comes after eleven?"
"Thirty-five."
Dustin Kane
"We do our math weird..."
Nicole Brown
Keith's ShadowRun One-Shots ~~ February 18, 2012
Counting initiative for a game where one person was much faster than everyone else...

"So RAD stands for Really Awful Dysentery?"
"I think that was more due to it being the Conageddon..."
March 6, 2012
In reference to the stomach bug that went around after RadCon 6 in 2012.

"Maybe if I saw it, I'd remember if I'd seen it. But I don't want to risk seeing it."
May 4, 2012
About the Star Wars Holiday Special.

"If they wouldn't have called on Korr for help, then everything would have been all right and nobody would have had to be shoved into a fire or anything."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ April 25, 2016
They let the cleric of Azathoth see a Tentacle of Cthulhu. They didn't have to.

"Why is the insane character suddenly the voice of reason?"
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ June 26, 2016
The barbarian cleric of Azathoth had just, more or less in turn, stopped each other character present from doing something stupid.

"Um... my bow is floppy."
Korr, Barbarian Cleric of Azathoth [Keith Seyffarth]
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ June 26, 2016
After attacking the gelatinous cube with the bow as a melee weapon and then getting engulfed...

"Have you ever tried to stand on a jumping chicken?"
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ October 9, 2016
The half-orc was trying to get on top of a building, and her player was asking why she needed to make an acrobatics check if she was climbing on the shape-shifted druid...

"...But then I ate something that disagrees with the entire party..."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ October 9, 2016
Why the half-elf barbarian now has two heads.

"Did you try to kill her by breaking the building?"
"I think she just killed her by breaking the building..."
Ted Deshner Jr.
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ October 9, 2016
When the half-orc finally got on top of the building to attack the drider ... and the building collapsed.

"I'm watching him and the tentacles fondle the snake thing..."
"This just got weird."
Ted Deshner Jr.
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ January 8, 2017
That's when it got weird? Ted may not have been paying attention.

"That whole we're in Hell thing... I think I'm out of my comfort zone."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ January 15, 2017
We'd actually been gated to some level of Hell a couple of sessions prior... And somehow that ended up being constant combat and limited ability to heal, not to mention the party being separated because... well... gate.

"I have to split the duration when I cast communally."
Steven Thompson
"And I just run into combat and get rid of it."
"How do we stop that?"
Steven Thompson
"Did you just ask how we stop the barbarian from going into combat?"
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
I think he did...

"We're going to stay for two weeks."
Steven Thompson
"And in that time..."
Ted Deshner Jr.
"I'm going to go insane."
"--strange looks--"
Everyone
"...er?"
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The crazy character doesn't like to stay in one place.

"Sometimes it's good to be dead."
"Really?"
Mitch Allen
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
The magical artifact at the top of the pyramid just exploded doing 1d6 points of drain to intelligence, wisdom, and charisma. Except to the character who was, in fact, already dead.

"You kill orcs!"
Mitch Allen
"I'm returning them to the land."
Steven Thompson
"Yeah, composting."
John McEnaney
"You can't compost orcs."
Emerald Spire - and Then Some ~~ February 19, 2017
Whether the acts of the rogue were any worse than the acts of the druid.

"You're the paladin, negotiate with it!"
Azelec [Mitch Allen]
"Um... no."
The Keep ~~ May 7, 2017
Meeting the colossal grey ooze.

"So, did we put 'spare boots' on the list of things on the cart?"
The Keep ~~ May 7, 2017
Meeting the colossal grey ooze.

"The fire will go out in 25 minutes when the rain comes. We're probably only expecting two and a half feet today."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"Thank Helper I'm three and a half feet tall!"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Well, we're in the dry season."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ June 18, 2017

"Move stealthily."
Ajan [John McEnaney]
"[Rolls] ... [Natural 1] ... [Clanks loudly through cavern]"
Durgan [Mitch Allen]
"Why did you tell the dwarf to move stealthily?"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
The dwarf with two rogues...

"I'm doing strange things with multiple trolls. It's weird and kind of kinky and involves ropes and fire. [pause] Don't ask."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017

"You have a lantern, right?"
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"Yes."
Ajan [John McEnaney]
"Good. I left my light stone back there under the trolls."
Marcum Turlos [Keith Seyffarth]
"I've got two darkstones in my pants, too."
Ajan [John McEnaney]
Crimson Foam - AD&D 3.5 ~~ July 30, 2017
Figuring out a light source... Not wanting to know what Ajan has in his pants...


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